They mock me. But, on the other hand, spring is near! (I'm in CA). Seriously the strangest thing I've seen in a while. There's a tree about 15 ft. from my window that has turned into the neighborhood fuckpad for squirrels. I heard a huge commotion, lots of yipping noises, with about four or five squirrels dashing around madly. At first I thought they were playing because they'd tumble out of the tree and run right back. Then I spotted the apparent alpha victor mounting another squirrel, presumably a female, but you never know. The others retreated and the pair were together for about five minutes. He took off and she kind of languidly hung onto the branch for about 10 min. It was all rather peaceful, unlike duck mating which looks pretty violent.
Dave, The Horny Squirrel
I have an almond tree
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