Made a fool of myself over a go-go boy last night.

Let it be a lesson to you. Next time, hire a rentboy.

Well, people often say "who is this" when they don't recognize a phone number.

You could have actually bought a couple of hours with an escort at that rate.

This happens to men - particularly straight men - all the time. Chalk it up to experience.

You shouldn't feel stupid. You had thrills and excitcment of the best kind. Next time cut to the chase and ask how much it costs for actual sex.

It's human, OP. Don't beat yourself up.

Seriously, R1 is right, for only $200 you can hire a stud like that to fuck you good and proper, or just make out with you and pretend to be your boyfriend, or whatever you want (within escort's limits). If you choose well it would be magnitudes hotter than your experience with the lap dance dude.

Am I correct in labeling this 'an eldergay problem?'

Seriously, don't let it get you down but let's refrain from handing out numbers to strippers.

R5 $200??? Not in today's market.

The market is flooded and prices are collapsing.

Hit 'em while they're hot!

[quote]That crushed me, and woke me up to the fact that he used me as a personal ATM. I feel so stupid.

Didn't you buy a service and he delivered a service ? You used him as much, if not more so.

The other posters are correct. If you want human contact outside of a strip club, hire a rent boy if nobody wants to be your boyfriend or have sex with you.

I didn't really want sex. I just wanted to worship a hot young hard-bodied stud (which I guess sounds a little pathetic) via a cheap $20 lap dance. It just snowballed throughout the night. I guess he found an easy mark in me. I'm recently out of a relationship (bf left me for a younger and hotter version of me) and have been feeling unattractive and old. This dancer just kept telling me everything I wanted to hear. He knew what he was doing. I just feel so used. I probably need to find more constructive ways to boost my self-esteem :)

[quote]Total Jersey Shore-ish juicehead with muscles on top of muscles

It must hurt further to realize, *he* was the one with the brain cells!

I got fucked by a beautiful 19-year-old Arab twink for €100 recently, r7.

OP, you need to watch this.

Who wants to get topped by a 19yo twink?? No thanks.

Sounds like a much sadder version of Showgirls.

Of course it is, R6. Gaylings cant afford these things on barista houly wage plus tips, especially after they pay their 1/8 rent on their studio in alphabet city.

DO NOT EVER USE THE WORD "RELATIONSHIP" with the shallow younger set. EVER. Even if you meant it as friendship, it's the WRONG WORD to use after first meeting someone.

Buck up. Aren't there any bath houses in your area? Just go to those for sex and go to nice fern lounges to find a husband.

Personally, I'm 53 and I could care less about tricks or finding a husband. It's just too much work for so little reward. Start reading. Read, read, read. Cultivate your mind so you have something stimulating to talk about, rather than stinky hairy armpits on some little fucken whore boy hustling for that crap establishment.

r6, fuck you

i hope no one will fuck you when you're elder either

But probably better acted, r15.

OP is the FIRST PERSON EVER to be used by a whore!

R17 sounds like kidney damage.

Op stupid bitch.

He's a whore, darlin'.

I'm with the whore's side. Horny men are so stupid and they think they can buy love with money.

R6 is correct.

OP, you should go back to that establishment and confront him, make a scene and leave crying.

OP - we need pics of your go-go boy.

So at 45 I'm an eldergay? :) What exactly is the cut-off point between younger and eldergays in the gay community?

OP you must be new here. 30 and over is eldergay on the DL.

I guess that means 95% of DL posters are eldergays, r29.

[quote]This happens to men - particularly straight men - all the time.

No, it doesn't. Yes, straight men are conned into "upsizing" into private Champagne Rooms. No, straight men aren't stupid enough to think they're EVER going to get a relationship out of it. OP, you're not an "eldergay," but you're fucking ridiculous for looking for love in a stripper bar, of all places!

That said, where exactly is this gay strip club of which you speak? There aren't too many of those left, if we're excluding clubs that merely have go-go dancers (but no private areas for expensive table dances).

OH hell OP, you had some fun and as others said, he DID perform for the $- delivering you a fantasy (that ended). As they say, no fool like an old fool.

When I get horny- I jerk off. The silly delusional thinking and mind gaming stops with the simple short circuting of lust and related angst.

Even from time to time when I pick up someone who is even hot (or I find hot)- after it is over, I might as well have jerked off. I have not come close to meeting someone who I have a desire to see again in the 2.5 years since I became single. That is OK because I am 59 and it mostly seems silly to me to date someone who is even 40.

Perhaps I will meet someone younger who does not seem silly to date. Guys my age that I am attracted to are almost non existant. But I may come across one.

Good luck anyway- get yourself into shape and out into places and activities that maximize meeting those you are likely to like! That is what I try to do. I have not been able to bring myself to the Internet "dating" world- and probably never will.

You talk a lot, Charlie.

If you now can't afford to pay your bills next month, then yes --- you're a fool.

But if it was $ 400 of mad money and he showed you a good time, then don't sweat it. You sound like one of those 'fall in love in a minute' types .... and THAT is your bigger problem. Personally, I would've gone for the fuck and lost his number.

cock! Swangin' If it ain't showin' a boner, I ain't tippin'!

OP you were at Evolve, right?

Was there a happy ending before the unhappy one?

just be glad you arent a fish. they never have any fun like this.

"Fish" are too smart for that, fool @ R38.

OP, don't beat yourself up about it. And remember, you didn't even know that boy. That was lust you were feeling, not love.

Like I said above, women are much too smart -- and pragmatic -- to fall in love with someone they don't even know. Try to be as smart as we are, OK??

what club is it?

The OP is a fool, a broke fool but a fool all the same

Adonis Lounge? Club 20? Swinging Richards?

Many of us have been in that same place, OP. Nothing to be ashamed of.

So I just googled his number, and the first two results were escort websites, one of which is rentboy.com. His pics are very accurate, but he claims to be extra large in endowment, which I think is a lie. He also says that he is straight, but a little down says he's into anal. What self-identified straight guy does anal? Where they have to answer if they practice "Safe Sex," he wrote "sometimes." I'm glad all I did with this guy was some body worship. I'm actually a little happy now that he didn't know who I was when I texted him.

OP, your post at R44 reminds me of a time years ago when a friend of mine was lacing into a drug dealer for being unstable, dishonest and unreliable. To which I said- well, he's a drug dealer isn't he?

[quote]He also says that he is straight, but a little down says he's into anal. What self-identified straight guy does anal?

Ones who want cash? Really, it's not *that* unusual.

OP, you poor lonely tool. Like a strip club go-go dancer would MAKE a good boyfriend? You really think you would find your soulmate in a gay bar whore? Yes, imagine the heartwarming story you could tell the grandkids. "We met when I paid your grandpa for a lapdance in a strip club. I was just so horny."

Get some self esteem, some self worth.

R17, what's wrong with cultivating my mind AND seeking out stinky hairy armpits on some little fucken whore boy?

[quote]Many of us have been in that same place, OP.

Speak for yourself, loser.

Op reminds me of a straight guy a knew in Spain who fell in love and married an illegal Dominican hooker he met at a brothel. In the ceremony, the minute they were declared "man and wife" the hooker turned around to her friends and yelled "I've got my papers!"

OP, you were thinking with your dick-head. Women don't have dick-heads to think with, to their credit, I guess.

we need the name from rentboy, op

[quote]No, straight men aren't stupid enough to think they're EVER going to get a relationship out of it

Are you kidding?

I paid $250 for my BFF to blow some stripper at a certain club (not Swinging Richards) on his 21st birthday after he had heart surgery (birth defect) and thought his life was over.

I hope neither ho felt cheated.

R10 Most guys would probably charge extra for snowballing.

[quote]Total Jersey Shore-ish juicehead with muscles on top of muscles, which is just my type

Wow. You admit this?

No, R53, I'm not kidding. AND I know a bunch of straight guys who are regular strip club-goers. At most they're looking for a handjob, not a girlfriend. Moreover, straight guys don't WANT a stripper for a girlfriend, because they're viewed as "sluts" and not someone you'd ever take home to meet Mama.

Oh wait. I read the rest of your post and its clear that you have no shame. Nevermind.

PS: you're a mess!

Just get Grindr. You'll find a hot dude willing to fuck.

I wasn't looking for a bf, I don't think. When I saw him, I defaulted to the cliche of some dumb muscle jock community college student looking for some extra dough to put himself through school and pay the bills. I was drunk, what can I say? Obviously he is a well-seasoned pro who knows exactly whom to prey on. I feel kind of sorry for him too. When he stops working out and begins losing his looks, no one's going to want him for dancing or escorting. He'll have nothing to fall back on. I sincerely hope for his sake, he's investing all that nontaxable cash.

anyone else getting deja view from this thread?

Well, in one way or another, we've all done something like that. Don 't look back. You're all right.

I love how R5 thinks that encounters with prostitutes are always satisfying.

Oh, look. It's the annual "I'm a lonely eldergay who got ripped off by a hunky go-go boy". In last year's version, the troll actually got to third base with the go-go boy, only to find his wallet gone when he woke up. Either the OP is a complete moron, or he's another third rate EST troll. Either way, he's pathetic.

I wouldn't feel bad for him OP. He is doing what he has to do.

The person to feel bad for is yourself. You need some self esteem. He's not the fool, even if you keep trying to put him down to make yourself feel better.

OP, stop while you're ahead. You're making a fool of yourself the more and more you reply on this thread.

The 'poor, untrained' go-go boy escort is just tine without your sympathy. After all, he's hot enough to have worked you for $ 400.

OP/R60, you sound like an asshole. Any good sales person is going to flatter to make a sale. You sound all butt hurt for no reasons other than your own choices.

Paying for it is INSANE!

Finding sex in gay world is easier than finding made in China goods at Walmart.

I've never know any gay man personally, who has ever paid for sex. I've known a few straight guys who have, but that is because women don't like sex.

Enter you, voila it's showtime!

[quote] Obviously he is a well-seasoned pro who knows exactly whom to prey on

He was "preying" on you? [bold]You were giving him money in exchange for lap dances.[/bold] He was providing a service that you requested and payed for. It was a mutually advantageous exchange.

Are you honestly pretending to be a victim in this?

What's wrong with paying for it? Not all of us are exactly prime choice in the gay community and can have any cock we want. Personally, as I age, I find the guys that I'm attracted to are not attaracted to me, so if renting them for an hour is the only way to get them for sex, what's the difference. I've only done some body worship, but I could see myself going down the escort route if I get lonely and desperate enough.

How does a man give a lap dance?

No one cares if you or anyone else pays for it, OP. Oldest profession in the world and all that.

Flattery is not the ops friend

There's nothing wrong with paying for it. There is something wrong with dramatically whining about being preyed upon when you received a service that you requested and paid for.

If ya wanna make it, twinkle while ya shake it.

If ya wanna grind it, wait til you refine it,

If ya wanna bump it, bump it with a trumpet.

If you'd taken some date out for dinner, a show and a post-show cocktail in NYC you'd be out well over $400. At least you got to cop a feel and didn't have to try to maintain a sparkling conversation. So, all in all, a good night. Stop kicking yourself.

I don't pay them to come over, I pay them to leave.

Heterosexual Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.

Gay prostitution is a new and historically a much rarer thing. From what I hear, up until about 25 years ago, it was so hard to find another gay guy, that sex usually happened every time you did, regardless of differences.

Nothing new about young guys turning tricks. Most large cities have a place where young guys hang out waiting to be picked up to earn a few bucks. Organized prostitution by males is less common. The OP could advertise on CL for a rent boy.

Straight guys pay for gay sex, but that is because they don't know where to go.

I guess sexual freaks also pay for sex because no normal person will do that stuff with them.

r79 = DANGEROUSLY IGNORANT OF GAY HISTORY

Homo prostitution is just as old as hetero prostitution -- animal needs and desires don't change for individuals of a species based on sexual orientation.

From as early as human beings first invented writing there are records of homosexual prostitution.

Ancient Sumerians, Babylonians and Assyrians paid the transgender and eunuch priests of the Ishtar cult for sex. The goddess's temples were brothels where the priesthood (of both genders) put out for tributes.

The people believed it would grant them the blessing and favors of the War/Love goddess in addition to having a good time.

Hindus also have a transgender/transvestite caste of prostitute-priestesses. They are called the Hijra and anthropologists believe their traditions go back earlier than the Bronze Age, when sanskrit documents first attested to them.

Pagan Greece and Rome left behind scores of records of homosexual prostitution from famous writers, laws and politicians as well as graffiti that survives to this day.

An Athenian nobleman named Timarchus caused a huge scandal when Greeks went to war against Persia in the 5th century B.C. It was revealed in a famous political trial that he was a homosexual prostitute as a younger man and his political enemies used that as an excuse to depose him from leadership positions on the grounds that he might betray Greece to Persia for any price.

Many writings confirm the locations of brothels where man and boyflesh were available for legal purchase in Greece and Rome.

In fact, Roman Emperor Elagabulus, a flamboyant, teenage tranny with male and female consorts, was said to offer his OWN sexual services to customers from his royal estate!

Actors in traditional Japanese theater and opera doubled as prostitutes for hundreds of years before their Westernization in the 20th century.

So I must ask r79 to stop believing that heterosexuals are special and unique or that gay sex is new -- that's just modern society's HETEROSEXIST LYING and ignorance.

OP, I'm sure you're good at your job. This boy is also good at his job. Stop beating yourself up and move on with the "building self-esteem another way" idea.

Nothing wrong with paying for sex, but if you're nearing 50 and seeking guys 25 and under (or who can fake for 25 and under) and you're not in the shape you were when you were younger, you should change your expectations and realize that things like this happen pretty often to older guys.

Should have just paid for his pussy outright OP

[quote]He kept telling me how handsome I was, how he couldn't believe someone who looks like me doesn't have a bf

Did he admire your caftan too?

Yep. When I was working a few months ago I charged 400 for a fuck. You just got got, OP.

When I was young, I picked up street hustlers and paid them, usually $10 to $20 to suck me off. That's the only way I knew to hook up with anybody in those days. They liked me because I was young, and an "easy trick", and most of their customers were old and wanted a lot more than a bj. But now, with the internet, I get all that I want, without even thinking about paying for it. I can't imagine being dry-hustled out of $400.

[quote]At most they're looking for a handjob, not a girlfriend. Moreover, straight guys don't WANT a stripper for a girlfriend

This is correct. In straight strip clubs, it is the girl strippers who are hoping they will get a relationship out of an encounter, especially marriage. In gay strip clubs, its the customer who hopes for this, even though most of the male strippers are straight.

By the way, OP's club was Adonis in NYC, only one opened on Wed night and I know the stripper as well.

Did that sexy stripper do the same to you r89?

Something similar happened to me, OP, in ATL. I was ast Swinging Richards, and a hotter-than-hot stripper with blue eyes, a scruffy apeal and an phat ass lured me in. Of course, I didn't go into it thinking it would be more than what it was--him stripping and me doling out the cash. My intentions were to maybe get a couple of lap dances from him, but two turned into four, which led to one of the "VIP" booths, which led to me jacking him off to completion to the tune of $150.

R82, can you reccomend some good books on the subject?

Sure, r92.

GREEK HOMOSEXUALITY by Kenneth Dover

HOMOSEXUALITY IN GREECE AND ROME by Thomas Hubbard

EUNUCHS IN ANTIQUITY AND BEYOND by Shaun Tougher

Bruce Gerig writes very thoroughly evidenced essays on ancient homosexuality. Don't miss his survey of Egypt.

And here's his survey of Mesopotamia:

Well I texted him again tonight to say hi. The whole situation was truly bothering me and I wanted to put some emotional closure to it, if only for my own psychological well-being (I know...MARY!). In my text, I reminded him who I was and told him I was a little put off by his "Who's this?" text response early this morning. He actually texted me back, writing that he does remember me and apologized for not remembering me right off the bat...that'd it been a long night. He said he'll be dancing Saturday night at a different club and invited me as his special guest. He wrote that the first lap dance would be a freebie for me because I've become very special to him and he wants to build on the bond we've established.

I know, I know...I'm a total old fool for even considering going there. I know he just wants my money and nothing more, but part of me is like, what if he really wants to spend time with me and get to know me. It's not even about sex at this point. I just want to explore his body with my hands as we chat about our lives and grow closer. I realize how silly this all sounds. When I read his text, I kind of melted, feeling the excitement mixed with slight apprehension I imagine a teenage girl experiences when the hottest guy in the class notices her and asks her out. I know, I know...I'm such a loser I should have an "L" painted on my forehead.

OP --- you're right. You really *ARE* a loser. I know I should wait until 4th period math class to pass you a note to tell you that ...but I just couldn't wait. Sorry.

Can't wait for my invite to your wedding.

Don't forget to hit the ATM before you go to meet your special guy. He knows that you're good for at least $ 400 already, so ....

(Did you notice yet that only the FIRST lapdance is going to be free .... I guess you're not THAT special to him !!)

[quote]I know, I know...I'm such a loser I should have an "L" painted on my forehead.

No, after that last post it's pretty clear that you have "EST" posted on your forehead. Your original posts were good, but you went just a *wee* bit too hard with that last one. Sorry, trollerina.

Oh noooos OP! You've jumped the shark at R94. Damn. Oh well. Back to the drawing board young man!

Honey, you got off cheap.

I can only imagine how much more money he'll take you for if this continues any further.

Dancer boy was a fool. Had he played his cards right he probably could have taken the OP for a whole lot more.

He still has a chance it would seem. Sad OP.

ITA @ R96 and R97. Less is more, OP. Damn, you were doing so well too.

Hey Mr. OP I be at go go club dance for you I am hunky Czech boy with 10 inch uncut cock I do you for 35000 american dollar I get hard for you 5500 american dollaR

Serious question: are you allowed to finger their holes? That's what I would be into.

At least you didn't make a fool of yourself over John Foster Dulles.

[quote]Serious question: are you allowed to finger their holes? That's what I would be into.

Depends. I've read that some of the guys at Adonis Lounge will let you. I also bought a VIP session for a good friend a Swinging Richards in Atlanta some years back, and he said he got to suck and finger the stripper.

I love you, R103.

OP, he is so CLEARLY looking for a Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy arrangement. If you're willing to put up money to spend time with him, go for it. Many times actual relationships do arise out of arrangements.

OP here. Honestly, this is not an EST post. So I'm debating whether to go down to the place he'll be dancing tomorrow night. We haven't texted since last night. It's actually the Adonis nude show in NYC. If you're familiar with Adonis, they have a nude party the last Saturday of every month at an undisclosed location. I've always wanted to see what that was all about anyway, and of course I'm extremely curious to see what he looks like fully naked. Of course, I'm afraid I'll wind up blowing my entire paycheck (not to mention blowing a certain other presumably enormous thing LOL) to spend time with him in all his glory.

This guy has a crazy hold over me. The thing is he probably realizes it and knows that he can treat me like shit but still have me coming back for more. Fuck, I wish I were hot enough to have that type of sexual hold on guys (such as myself) who are physically inferior.

Just ask him for his rate and just let him fuck you for Chrissakes.

OP, recognize it for what it is.

Spend a few bucks, have fun, get off. But leave it there.

It is not a romance, it is not a friendship.

Go ahead OP, give in to your desires. Just leave your credit card home, take a certain amount of cash and expect to spend it all. Rinse and repeat till you get it out of your system.

I could not fathom going to a strip bar and stuffing dollars in some dude's g string or crotch.

Fucking hire a hooker.

[quote]I also bought a VIP session for a good friend a Swinging Richards in Atlanta some years back, and he said he got to suck and finger the stripper.

I'm going to start a special piggy bank.

Rule #1...never fall in love with someone in the sex industry.

OP you are no alone

Rules are meant to be broken

r110, it doesn't work like that at Adonis. When you get a lap dance, you don't spend the entire time shoving singles into his briefs. You pay the guy $20 + tip either before or after he grinds against you. I think that keeps things classy.

W & W for R115

[quote]it doesn't work like that at Adonis. When you get a lap dance, you don't spend the entire time shoving singles into his briefs. You pay the guy $20 + tip either before or after he grinds against you. I think that keeps things classy.

[quote]OP, you poor lonely tool. Like a strip club go-go dancer would MAKE a good boyfriend? You really think you would find your soulmate in a gay bar whore? Yes, imagine the heartwarming story you could tell the grandkids. "We met when I paid your grandpa for a lapdance in a strip club. I was just so horny."

I met the love of my life in a bathhouse. So there! (My book club wasn't meeting that night.)

OP, have respect for yourself. If he wanted you, he would have remembered you.

So, OP, which one was it? I was going to guess Vinnie, but I didn't think he was working in Wednesday night at Adonis.

r119, no it wasn't Vinnie. Vinnie possesses ungodly beauty, but the line to get a dance from him is ridiculous, so I don't ever attempt with him. No, this is somebody else, almost as hot as Vinne. And I'm not saying who :)

btw, have you had a dance from Vinnie? He is so ridiculously handsome and beautifully muscled. What does he feel and smell like? Is he interactive? I gather he's straight. Just curious.

Aw, OP

[quote] I just want to explore his body with my hands as we chat about our lives and grow closer. I realize how silly this all sounds.

Ya' think?

Vinnie is a whore, darlin.

R117 A bathhouse is a completely different situation--you're hooking up with a fellow civilian, not a sex worker.

Does he have a profile on line somewhere, OP?

C'mon, you know what this thread is useless without, dontcha?

Go to the Adonis Lounge facebook page - they all there.

Vinnie...he's okay.

Um, he looks like Buck Angel.

Was it Karl?

Once when I was lonely, I gave a waiter at O'Charley's a $60 tip on a $15 tab.

Karl looks like a satanic blow-up doll.

Anyway, it was horrible because it freaked him out and he went running after me in front of the whole restaurant. You left too much, you left too much! So I learned never to tip a waitron more than $20 ever.

No, OP, no dances from Vinnie. I've never even been to Adonis. I'm headed to NY this weekend for a surprise birthday party for a friend. Was thinking of going to Adonis afterward. I get their e-mails twice a week. Would love to spend some time with "Duke" a/k/a Brock Yurich. Or, that guy Brad who used to dance at someplace in Connecticut.

Chances are that I won't. I probably will just go out with my friends from the party. For me, some of this is far better as fantasy than as reality.

But, I might go.

I find this thread entertaining especially now that we have pictures. See OP, you did get quite a lot for your $400. You always have a story to tell now about the time the stripper made a fool out of you--that's priceless.

Now don't go spending your rent & grocery money on this guy. It's not love & you're just lonely.

[quote]Would love to spend some time with "Duke" a/k/a Brock Yurich.

Brock Yurich used to date DL's favorite whore, Stevo Bobbio.

how do i get on thee mailing list?

^ adonislounge at gmail dot com

r119/r132, I think this Saturday night is the monthly nude party at a different location from Evolve. I've never been to the all nude show, but have been thinking of going to see "my guy" in full glory.

[quote]. I've never been to the all nude show, but have been thinking of going to see "my guy" in full glory.

Please turn yourself in before you cut off his cock and keep it in a jar by your bed.

R136 - - so I just email them and say I want to be on their mailing list?

OP is going over his very own fiscal cliff!

Best thread is weeks, btw.

[quote]so I just email them and say I want to be on their mailing list?

Yep. That's the e-mail for Tim, the manager (see link).

Is this the Vinny we are talking about?

OK, so I'm going through the Adonis Lounge photos on Facebook.

mmmmmm....Scorpio!

Okay, R143, if that's Vinny I'm all in. Now that's what I'm talking about.

Do you think the photographers tell them to affect a vacant stare, or are they just, um, born that way.

OP. you really don't have the sense God gave a stray dog.

Damn r144

OP, get a blog!

I looked at the Adonis facebook site...I wouldn't pay any of those boys more than 50.00.

OMG! You're out $400??? I coulda paid off my Plymouth Neon for that!

Oh please op, the Adonis men are all dumb whores with the shelf life of an a container of whole milk.

Many of the men are recently out of prison and/or have child care payments or upcoming rent/credit.card payments. Why do you think the nude party is held at the end of the month?

Seriously, just go to Rentboy.com.

Vinnie fucked me for free

Money can't buy me love.

OP - have fun tonight! And please update us!

R138, I think OP is crazier than that, I think he'll cut the guys cock and put it in a chain to wear around his neck.

Fuck my pussy. I'm a girl and i want a man now

Yes, I've decided to go down tonight. Already got my e-vite, and "my guy" (don't know how else to refer to him LOL) is in the lineup as expected.

Have to admit I'm a little nervous about seeing him nude and very nervous that I won't have enough self-restraint not to want to go beyond body worship/mutual touching. I know he's going to press all of my buttons, and I'm afraid it'll be saying hi to him, and then cutting to me half an hour later on my knees in the champagne room slurping up his cum like a drifter stranded for a week in the desert who finally comes upon a running stream LOL. Yes, I'm that needy and horny :)

I'm bringing $150 cash with me. That'll be good for the $30 cover, a few drinks, and approx 5 dances. This nude party sounds like a pretty upscale event, since the invite says that there's no ATM on the premises, but that there is one at the bodega around the block to get extra cash. I hope I have the wherewithall not to wander over to that ATM. Ugh, ever have that mix of incredible exhiliration and absolute panic? That characterizes me at the moment.

OP you are a fool. I don't give a shit about your ridiculous behaviour

Trolldar is not your friend, R158.

Is there any term more tragic than "body worship"?

What exactly is body worship? I have heard that people hire straight men to worship their bodies without sexual contact, but how do you fill an hour by salivating, "Great abs!"

I'm bored of gays. Are lesbians more interesting lovely lesbian?

[quote]This nude party sounds like a pretty upscale event

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OP, you are a riot.

I doubt R158 is the OP . At least he doesn't match up through trolldar with the OP's other posts. Plus the OP may have made a fool of himself with a go go boy but he does come across as a lot more intelligent than R158. He's at the very least, better at sentence construction and story telling.

OP, how do you know "your guy" will be there for sure? It's snowing right now and people are staying the fuck home. Maybe the whole thing will be canceled. Or, maybe the bad weather will turn out in your favor. If less people go then you'll have him all to yourself.

We expect a detailed update tomorrow.

Tim from Adonis's email said that this event is happening despite the snow, so the show's a go. Pretty sure "my guy" will show up. There's a lot of tax-free cash to be made, so I doubt he'll pass that up.

My god, you're pathetic. Just, wow.

If you are that lonely, either get a cat or kill yourself. It is unbearably depressing knowing that you exist out there somewhere.

Body worship is silly

Vinny is hot.

Ok let's have the sad report.

r162, I've seen a documentary which showed straight guys hiring female body builders for body worship. They hire them just to be able to touch them all over.

It really is rather silly to me but whatever gets you in a happy mood, I guess.

[quote] There's a lot of tax-free cash to be made, so I doubt he'll pass that up.

If you want to screw with him, give him a 1099 at the end of your session, reflecting how much you paid him for services rendered.

Ooooooooooooo .........no replies yet from OP. I bet he went to that ATM and got LAID.

Or he's dead.

That is just crude.

I hope he got laid, however...

I just don't understand this:

Supposedly most or all of these go-go boys are straight.

Straight men do not fuck other men, period.

So how could he have gotten laid unless the go-go boy he liked is bi or gay?

I sure hope he had some extra-strength, steel-belted radial condoms because all of the exotic dancers and escorts I've known are HIV-positive.

I'm sure you've all been breathlessly waiting for my report LOL. Unfortunately he never showed.

I got there around 9:30, paid my $30 entrance fee and went in. There were a bunch of hot nude guys standing around, but I didn't see "my guy" anywhere. I wanted to text him to see where he was, but didn't want him to think I was too anxious. I decided to wait til 10:30 to text him, so that I wouldn't come off as too pathetic. I watched people coming thru the door, hoping one of them would be him. I thought back to the DL thread "Let it please be him. Dear god, let it please be him" which gave me a few chuckles, relieving the apprehension. That and watching the hot naked boys roaming around saved minutes from turning into hours before my 10:30 text time.

So 10:30 came and I texted him. I essentially wrote "hey this is Marc. Are you coming to nude party?" I never got a response. At 11, I approached Tim, the hot studly manager to inquire about "my guy." He said that he had to call to cancel, as he was stuck in CT in the snow. By that time, I'd spent so much $ on drinks that I wouldn't have been able to spend a great deal of quality time with "my guy" anyway. So I had one lap dance for the road with a cute guy, thinking about "my guy" the entire time.

I went home, got his picture up on my laptop, and jerked off to it. So in the end, I didn't make a total fool of myself, even though I didn't get to see him. Oh well, there's always next week.

But who is YOUR GUY, OP? Which one is he?

OP= Mary Wells

Ok, how do we find more photos and information about Scorpio? He and Vinny are dropdead hot.

I've been to Adonis a few times. It was a hoot; hot guys, and a porn dude (Chaos Men's Valentino) who let me fondle him. Good times.

But Stock Bar in Montreal and of course, ye olde timey Gaiety were/are better.

I have Scorpio before somewhere. I think he models or something.

So Vinny is OP's guy right? He's the only one with noteworthy armpits and also the only one who I would be tempted to give a dime to for anything.

No, OP said it wasn't Vinnie because he's the hot stud everyone wants and his "dance card" is always full.

How about Igor?

I think this OP should be nominated for "Most Pathetic Person Ever To Post on Datalounge".

Adonis at Pride 2012

A bucketload of guido trash in that video, R186. Yuck.

Just the way I like my trash! Yum.

r187, "Guido trash" is very, very popular, dude.

update?

Shived by Guido.

Going back tonight if my guy is there. After I receive the e-vite and get a gander at the lineup, I'll decide. I would like to see him again. I hope he remembers me :)

R192 A Benjamin or two will likely refresh his memory.

so what happened, r192?

OP, are you really, REALLY this pathetic and sad, or are you just trolling us?

Because if you actually have these thoughts and feelings, I really am going to have to put forth that you strongly consider killing yourself.

How sweet.

R195 understand your annoyance with trolls, but really, suggesting suicide? Bad form.

r195, that was disgusting, dude. You are apparently the one who is pathetic. What an immoral, callous, and evil thing to say. R195, you need to check yourself and see why such darkness abides in your heart.

bump

200

Certain types of Italian men are a great turn-on for me, and I'm sympathetic to you, OP. You'll recover, and become wiser.

Why do I have to live in such a boring place? I would be at this Adonis Lounge every night if I could. Vinnie is hot but there are many I'd like a lapdance with. And to suck and finger them too would be a dream cum true. OP you are one lucky fuck. Tell us how things turn out. I'm jealous as hell.

Ever seen Akilla at Adonis Lounge?

have you made strides with him, OP?

ll

OP, have you liquidated your 401K yet to become the benefactress for random hot Guido lads?

update?

any new hot dudes at Adonis?

[quote]He texted me back with "Who is this?"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OP, the only fool you made of yourself was thinking this was the beginning of a relationship.

But I wouldn't jump to the conclusion he didn't think you were handsome, couldn't be into you because you were older, or wasn't hot for you at the same time he was - and this is where you are deluding yourself - making money.

Repeat after yourself.

Sex workers make money from sex.

Sex workers often also enjoy sex, just like other people like their jobs.

Not everybody who hires sex workers is unattractive. Some very attractive guys hire sex workers because they like the convenience, or because they are very turned on by a particular sex worker. Just a hot straight men sometimes like to pay for it, so do hot gay men.

Sex workers may even enjoy sex with you because they find you attractive; or they may be just expressing that they find you attractive as part of the act; not being certain about that comes with the territory. If you aren't willing to accept that, than don't pay for it; it's not for you.

Make a song out of it, you could be famous!

The New Adonis opens on Sat, OP.

I am sure you will be there.

details r212?

R211 See R103.

Bump over arrests

Yeah, heard there was raid on Adonis and arrests. Was Vinny arrested? Can you imagine him in a jail cell?!

what arrests? Whats going on?

Fool!

update?

OP, tell us another story.

OP, does the guy you are in love with have a cell number that ends in 28 ?

Did this happen at Barnes and Noble?

What is the difference between stripper and go go?

great story

more stories like this, please

I'm wondering why OP went into that place with 400 bucks in his pocket?

400 bucks!

BUMP!!!

This thread is interesting!!!

pic of the go go dude?

yes we want pictures!!!

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tell us more stories, OP

Wassup now, OP?

Ha

What is Vinny's phone number?

Are they gonna be at Pride?

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wow

I wish OP would have come back and updated us.

Well he;s a whore so...

hilarious

R241 You bumped a thread that is over a year old to add THAT?

Hey this is hilarious

This is one of my most favorite DL threads. On a scale of 1 to 10 the Pointless Bitchery is 197.

R243 see R242

wassup with Adonis now?

OP =

I remember this thread. Ha!

Sometimes a hot muscular stripper may actually fall in love with you, no matter the age difference. It happened to me. You just need to find the right one.

you were drunk

OP, you really dodged a bullet. Say thank you to fate - for helping you to cut your losses and avoid worse problems.

You only lost $400 - that's nothing. If he was more devious and criminal-minded, he could've fooled you into a 'relationship' and swindled thousands, even tends of thousands, out of you eventually.

Being a prostitute, he could've passed on Herpes or HPV to you (no amount of rubber will safeguard you from that).

If you invited this prostitute over, he could have secretly stolen smthg small, but expensive from your house. Very hard to prove theft of small possessions in court.

Pray to the Lord - you had fun and got off easy.

R249 - please report back to us when the sugar-daddy / sugar-mommy money runs out.

A stripper who loves you when you're broke and living in a rented studio flat in a bad neighborhood - now that's a keeper.

He loves me. I put him in my will and he said he didn't care, so I tested him and tore up the will in front of his eyes. And and it was true, he didn't care and is still here. So he has proven his love.

I think the OP is our real life BILL TAYLOR.

This thread was started 5 years ago. Some of you are rambling to a ghost.

^Rambling to a ghost? Oh, dear! What a waste of our valuable time! Yes, we should all be on that life-important GAP In-Store Song Playlist thread instead. Put our collective rambling brain power to good use - help out a desperate GAP music-afficianado!

Or on that 'North Korea will nuke us' thread. Stop idling on this go-go hooker thread, people! We have WW3 on our hands - only a fruitful DL discussion can save mankind!

R253, maybe he loves you - or maybe he's a smart hustler and called your bluff.

He might've thought: "Well, my 'sponsor' tore up the will now. But it's not like he's kicking the bucket tomorrow - there's still plenty of time to make him change his mind. After a few years of working him over, the old dear will sign over everything to me!".

Testing a 'loving' stripper with a will is actually counter-productive - the mere presence of a will shows that the testator has substantial money / assets.

A real test would be faking poverty - claim you lost all your savings in a catastrophic investment, you're facing eviction / house repossession under a mortgage / secured loan, you're even forced to sell your car. Move into the stripper's pad. Claim you're up to your ass in debt, and can't even afford food, gas money - ask him to help you out and cover everything for a few months. Wait at least 6 months. Sit back with a cold beer and watch how long his 'undying love' will last.

I suspect that if OP played his cards right he could have gotten something more from the stripper, who likely gave him his number for a reason, e.g., the stripper turned tricks with certain customers on the side, away from the club.

Though it's also likely that "who is this?" was a result of the stripper giving him a fake phone number.

R258, your scenario was the story line of "The Blue Angle".

R253 LIAR.

Hello R17, from five years ago. Read any good books lately?

HEY OP, THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO, JUST A WEEK AGO, DO YOU THINK IT COULD BE THE SAME GUY AFTER ALL THIS TIME? WOULDN'T THAT BE A HOOT AND A HOLLER! HE'S GOT MUSCLES FROM HERE TO SUNDAY, AND BACK AGAIN AND THE CHARM OOZES OUT LIKE SYRUP FROM A STUCK MAPLE. I WOULDA FIGURED HE'D A THROWN HIS BACK OUT, WHAT WITH ALL THAT GYRATING, BUT NO, EVERYTHING STAYED IN ONE PRIME PIECE. HE'S A MANNA FROM HEAVEN!

I made a fool of myself over John Foster Dulles.

R264, see R103 from nearly FIVE YEARS AGO.

This thread should be archived in the new Classic DL forum.

R17 He's now 58. I wonder how things are working out for him now.

R17 If you're 53 years old, you should've known LONG AGO, it's "COULDN'T"/"COULD NOT" care less, not "COULD" care less.

FAbian

Classic thread