Why do reality TV ignore farting world?

I know Hollywood producers read here so I thought I would propose a few ideas. "Oops, I farted" 12 people will compete for a job. The only thing they must do during the interview is fart and say, "Oops, I farted", to the unwitting interviewer. The first one to get a job wins. Of course we will follow these people, learning their sad stories and such. "Knockout farts" Three teams of the gassiest (most toxic) celebrities will fill 3 sealed rooms and fart away until they knock-out or kill the canary. The first team to do this wins. If any of these ideas appeal I would like to be compensated. thank you

• EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.... F&F please.

• Editor, Fart Troll on aisle 2. Flames & Freaks, please.

  Cheryl

• OP, are you giggling and touching yourself in glee?

• f&f for the fart fetishist

• Please excuse and ignore the prissy queens, Mr. HW Producer and give me your opinion.

• Well, we tried "Survivor With Ina Garten" ... but no one survived.

  Mr.%20HW%20Producer

• The Simpsons said something about a show on Fox called "Fart Date". Now, THAT I would watch.

• Advertisers won't want their products placed alongside smelly farts.

• Sounds like a great Japanese tv show.

• I am sure this is coming.

• Any Hollywood producers read yet?

• If OP had watched any episode of "Honey Boo Boo" he'd know that farting has become a staple of reality TV.

• what about a game show called, "WHO FARTED?" where a team of people (or celebs) goes around and investigates.

• Wll, OP. You made me laugh. Especially with the canary.

• Who or what is Honey Booboo? Is that a cartoon?

• Well?

• I've been wanting to ask a fart-related question for some time now but knew if I started a new thread about it that I'd likely be banned from DL (again!). So here's my question: You know how Tilda Swinton has been sleeping in a tiny clear box at some museum in order to somehow be considered a piece of "art"? Well what happens when she farts in there?

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• Would probably be difficult to get fire insurance for the show.

• The thing about the fart freak is that he's neither disgusting nor outrageous nor funny. He's just depressing.

• But they don't appeal.

• Is Farting World anything like Disney World?

• How the hell does she breathe?

• I think we all know why dumb crap like this appears on the board.