Jake Gyllenhaal Reportedly Dating NYC Graduate Student
Have we discussed this yet?
Earlier this month Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted walking arm-in-arm with a brunette in New York City, and it appears the two are an item.
According to the National Enquirer, the woman is Iranian Mahsa Jafarian, a 26-year-old graduate student who is working on her Master's degree.
Jake and Mahsa reportedly met on a train in September and have been hanging out together ever since.
One insider explained, "He asked for her number and gave her a call a few days later to ask how she did on an exam she'd told him about... Mahsa thinks Jake is intelligent, well-rounded and a perfect gentleman - and she's completely smitten with him."
Gyllenhaal has dated a slew of celebrities, including Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst and Taylor Swift, who all happen to be blondes. Maybe he'll have more luck with a brunette?
I thought Jake was gay. Why does he keep dating women?
Mahsa's here on a soon-to-expire student Visa and needs to marry an American for her Green Card.
[quote]I thought Jake was gay. Why does he keep dating women?
Um, because he's straight and the gay rumors are all total bullshit? Just a thought.
Maybe she doesn't believe in gay people. There aren't any in Iran you know.
[quote]Jake is...a perfect gentleman - and she's completely smitten with him
The only thing missing was the writer calling him her 'beau'.
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!
It's not a male grad student? The story doesn't make sense.
Jake Gyllenhaal is totally heterosexual. I am totally sure of this.
I hope Mahsa likes my next hit record, "She Said She Was an Iranian Student (But She Was Really a Ho)".
It's fascinating to learn that Iran has fag hags.
Is it true that Anne Hathaway is the new Queen of Camp??
I just always assumed JG was homosexual. Not gay. Gay implies out and proud. But rather homosexual. Like, in hiding.
Really, he's straight???
fuck his hairy hole
They met on a train? Which one??
Low-profile bearding = a good thing
he is straight fags!
Figures he's be dating an Iranian, he probably thought it was awful when the hostages weren't killed.
Downtown F train, R14.
So first Jake grew a beard and now he's found one.
An old, old story.
Straight f*gs? ....an oxymoron
Poor Jake. Such a strenuous effort to reform his image:
Move to NYC. Check.
Do a serious play. Check.
Grow out the beard, dress all flannel-y and "real." Check
Date a non-blonde, non show biz smart girl. Check.
None of this give him the street cred that he craves. He might as give it up and hang out with James Franco.
Sorry R20. Even I don't work as hard to hide my sexuality as Jake does.
Jake has had a string of girlfriends, all the way back to Kirsten Dunst about, what, fifteen years ago or so? If he is gay, he's Tom Cruise gay and will never admit it. So it's really a moot point.
he's not gay. He's just a victim of Teds drunken phantasies
You're right and Jake is pathetic.
He's gay,and that's all their is to it!
[quote]Figures he's be dating an Iranian, he probably thought it was awful when the hostages weren't killed.
You're a fucking idiot for so many reasons.
THERE, you moron. Not "their."
Billy Crystal said they all thought he was gay when they did City Slickers.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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