Who the hell writes gossip news?

Do they actually think people really talk like these "sources" talk? [quote]“They did the salsa. He took her in his arms and spun her around the dance floor,” a witness gushes. “Tom looked like a pro.” Um, yeah, we've seen Tom dance and it wasn't good.

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• So he couldn't get any starlets to go out with him?

• "He looked positively heterosexual," the witness added.

• I know, OP! Those PR gossip stories are straight out of the 1950s. Nobody in real life talks like that.

• A recent blind item: "This actress is A+ list. She is all movies but the thing about her is that she only probably has B- list name recognition because she has always been more concerned with talent rather than self-promotion. She is also someone who has approached this other A+ list movie actor about forming a partnership. She is not that interested in sex anyway and he could do what he wanted and being with her would take her career to the next level she has always wanted."

  http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/12/blind-item-4_24.html

• Eh, they're just sucking up to him because they're afraid of getting sued. (IMO the real reason he's suing Life and Style Weekly is because it's being said that they helped advise Katie Holmes' father on how to get her out.)

  http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2012/10/katie-holmes-divorce-scientology

• Jimmie Fiddler.

  anon

• Tom might not be able to dance but his underpants dance in whatever that movie was is legendary.