Ever have sex with a Santa?

The guys who play Santa, I guess we see in the off-season as just white-bearded bears. I've never hooked up with one, but I would if I could so I could brag. Ever do it with St. Nick? What's your story?

• Here cums Santa Claus...

• Cue Golden Girls reference in 3, 2, 1...

• They say there's a porn version of everything on the internet but is there actual porn featuring guys who look and dress like Santa?

• A guy without no car, no license and no money is NO fun Drive sober or get pulled over

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• I saw a Santa-themed straight porn a long time ago. It was silly.

• Why have sex with Santa? She only comes once a year! And it's down a chimney!

• I knew a bear type that played Santa every year, did the whole beard dying and everything. I wonder how the kiddies would react knowing Santa had a piercing the size of a freaking door knocker through his ball sack. lol