That's funny, I fucked a guy today who was so distended I thought I was gonna fall in.
I didn't get his name, but you don't have a star shaped mole on your left cheek do you?
I'm a serious slut and I've never been fucked that many times in a weekend
So three of the guys were so unenamored with your manchasm that they couldn't force a redo?
Tsk. If he doesn't fuck your three times in an hour, honey, he just isn't into you(r ass).
Were you safe each time, OP?
Why would you link to that thread r2, did I say that I barebacked?
It is sore act there r4, but its a hungry hole that sometimes can't say no.
My Mother wants me to have fun, so yes she's happy for me. And of course I showered.
It looks fine r10' just a little red.
Continue hissing. Hiss hiss away.
"I just have a hole that men can't resist."
Yeah, like the other 6 holes each of them couldn't "resist".
Am I the only one who doesn't want to be anally penetrated? I prefer to do the penetrating.
R16, you sound fat. Are you fat?
Nobody says hungry hole anymore, except old, nasty eldergay trolls with prolapsed anuses.
[quote]Continue hissing. Hiss hiss away.
That hissing sound isn't us, it's your ass leaking.
Don't come running to us for abortion money, OP.
Major slut, I don't envy you at all.
Describe the guys and their cock sizes
In a way this kind of answers a question I've had for quite a while. If a guy is married or committed to another guy and he is a strict top and wants or needs to fuck you at least twice a day then it's sort of like no big deal? I'm not really putting this right and am not sure how to ask it except by giving an example. Say you're with this guy for years and he wants to fuck you at least once a day and it goes on for years and years. This means you've been fucked thousands of times, in theory. So this is possible without any seriously "harmful" effects to your asshole? I mean, you do have to take a shit from there once in a while so would it interfere with that or not? I hope I'm not sounding like some kid asking about sex but maybe someone can explain. I guess basically I'm asking if anal penetration is "do-able" for hundreds if not thousands of times over many years.
I didn't know Lindsay Lohan posted here.
A buttsex bonanza!
Take stock of your life, bitch!
Yes, the man can go up in the man for thousands of times. But he must not eat da poo poo.
Johnny Rapid is posting here?
OP, there's nothing like a line to deter people from a hole.
Guy1 - a fuckbuddy. 6'2/200, blond/green, average cock
Guy 2 - guy at bar, my age, brown hair, brown eyes, lots of ink, tall and thin, long cock but not thick
Guy 3 - another fuckbuddy, fit fat, 5'11/ 215, black/blue, average cock
Guy 4 - guy at Christmas party, did it at the party. Older maybe 40ish, gray temples, blue eyes, good body, really thick cock
Guy 5 - the host of the party. Spent the night. 5'10/150, huge cock
R26. some weed, none of that hard shit. Fucking on crazy drugs is bad and unhealthy.
I'm so glad I'm a top.
Seek help OP. That isn't normal.
It's funny. That's almost exactly my Christmas letter this year, but I do end it "Merry Christmas to you and Yours."
I always find it funny when people mention eye color when it's just a hookup. Do people reminisce "ah yes, the blue eyed std riddled drug addict who came in my hole" LOL. Save that for someone you're actually attracted to for more than a day.
What a fun, sexy time for you!
Gays wonder why blood banks won't accept blood donations from homosexuals. I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC. Keep the quarantine up U.S. government!
Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible.
Are you so popular because your copious anal warts provide extra friction?
have to be honest OP..I am just jealous!
[quote]Guy 4 - guy at Christmas party, did it at the party. Older maybe 40ish, gray temples, blue eyes, good body, really thick cock
Did you go off to a private room or did you do it right in front of the Christmas tree so that everyone could watch?
And a paaaaaaaaaaaartridge in a pear treeeeeeeee!
I hope you look back and find it was all worth it when you're laying in a bed dying from AIDS, OP.
An open house is when you entertain as many people as possible in one go. It helps usually to have a big spread, so guests can just dive in and the hostess can focus on as many people as possible over the course of the party. Your job is to make it all seem effortless!
R41 = HIV
Damn, OP. You not just a ho, you a ho-uh.
[quote]Gays wonder why blood banks won't accept blood donations from homosexuals. I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC. Keep the quarantine up U.S. government
Um, you might want to copy a link from a straight site as well. 7 times by 5 different guys is just another day for lots of girls honey.
Don't honey me you bunch of Typhoid Marys!
OP - Why so many guys in such a short period of time?
Please don't feed the very obvious troll. He hasn't "gotten fucked" by anybody. He's probably the same one who did the "I Just Fucked A Dogwalker" thread. What a lame troll.
Do the old school bath houses count?
If so, my ass got fucked more than that by more cock in one single night.
Yes, I was a whore back in the day. Most wore condoms that I can remember.
And no, I did not get HIV or any other STD. This was back when condoms were common practice (right after the major AIDS crisis).
"Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible."
You mean you actually BELIEVE this pitiful, latest "I Just Fucked By A (fill in the blank)" thread, created by a lonely troll who no doubt is having a very bleak holiday season? You are one big fat idiot.
Ho, ho, ho!
[quote]Gays wonder why blood banks won't ... blah ... blah ... blah ...
[quote]I'm copying and linking this thread to the CDC.
GOOD! Then they will see what a high percentage (that you ignored) of gays actively condemn this sort of fictional behavior.
And they will laugh at you for your simple naivety.
You're a filthy slut, OP. Seriously, this is why I hate us sometimes. In our quest to not conform to heteronormative behavior, so many of us take it to the opposite extreme with countless nameless, faceless partners. This really needs to stop.
Ok, Marys. He said he used a condom with his partners.
OP, i'm somewhere between siding with R40 and saying, "good for you!" to you. Hmmmmm...
Okay, I've decided: good for you! Nice SOMEbody's getting some like in the good old days.
I'm aware that male homosexuals "present your holes" to each other as a mating ritual. The CDC has been contacted. Keep the quarantine alive!
Forget that he claims he was safe. No one with any self-respect would engage in this type of behavior. OP sounds like he a himphomaniac, and he needs professional counseling desperately.
Good boy! Give me the money, and I'll set you up with a few more 'dates'. Keep putting out and I'll make you a star!
[quote]Good for you! Seriously. Everyone should have as much sex as possible.
Oh holey nights...
What's your secret, OP? Do you just bend over and present your hole to these lucky gentlemen?
If the partners of the OP were all white guys it just does not count as much as if they were latino and/or black.
I don't know why, but that is how I feel.
I don't understand the logistics. Did you take an enema to the Christmas party with you?
[quote]If the partners of the OP were all white guys it just does not count as much as if they were latino and/or black.
[quote]I don't know why, but that is how I feel.
Did any of them spank you first before fucking? How hard did they thrust? Did any of them talk dirty? Or tell you he was going to take out all his frustrations on you? Are they all strutting around now saying, "I fucked the hell out of this guy's ass"? Did any of them wear tight cowboy jeans and boots while they banged the hell out of your butt? Do you have any bruises? Do you have any ass left at all? If you answered NO to all these questions except the last one, which should be YES then I don't believe you at all, you are lying and lying liars go to hell. This thread is useless without pics.
shreeeeeeeeek.... (thank god it was in the dark so my pale muscle less skin wasnt the turn off it usually is.)
Now go smell your hole
This is why I don't do hookups, the fact that people sleep with everyone else is just nasty. I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.
Did you use protection.?
[quote] I got fucked 7 times by 5 different guys this weekend
It's not so titillating when you learn OP is Suzy Favor Hamilton.
Your story is not believable, Mary OP, without photos of the actual (we hope) sizemeats.
If I thought OP was telling he truth, I would drop my head in shame for him. I also would take out a sizable insurance polocy on him as well because he won't be with us too long.
I got fucked 7 times by 7 different guys in one night earlier this fall in Orlando, including an NCAA assistant coach (Div-1 soccer) and two married guys (40's, x-jock, fit-fat, both hung). Do I win a prize?
And yet, you'll be all alone for Christmas.
R80 here, I don't know what R81 means by making such a false conclusion. I am NOT alone for Christmas. I am with my mother, my brother and his wife and two kids, and other family members. I have a large family, and we try to get together often. Just because I may like to get gangbanged on a given night does NOT mean that I don't have friends or family members or even co-workers who care about me. Get over it.
I am Jewish so it doesn't matter to me.
R81 probably knows what it's like to be alone for Christmas and wants others to be alone, too.
Well I've never been gang-banged and I AM alone this xmas. So there goes that theory.
R81 is probably the same "concern troll" who regularly tells DL'ers they will "die alone."
LMAO. He fantasizes that all his nieces and nephews will be by his side when he goes to the great beyond. In the Hollywood death scene he has playing in his head, they'll be holding his hand --wailing and weeping. In reality every last one of them will be enjoying spring break in Cancun.
[quote]Ok, Marys. He said he used a condom with his partners.
Debbie Downers like R47 don't want the facts to interfere with their snark.
Have I mistakenly clicked on the Baptist Church Ladies' Sewing Circle Board? The judgment and morality policing is a little over the top.
[quote]I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.[/quote]
That's quite the to-do list, R75.
OP you make me sick. You have no respect for your body - only what it can do for you.
[quote]OP you make me sick.
Sorry to hear about your illness, R90. Are you expected to recover?
Well done, OP. I applaud you. Why bloody not??
Considering that HIV-positive men have a 700% greater chance of getting cancer than HIV-negative men, I choose to refrain from this kind of behavior. Not worth the risk.
Sounds kinda hot, this thread is useless without their manhunt profile links though.
If OP is just about getting fucked, then yeah, why bloody not? Don't know where that leaves him when he's sixty. And God knows nobody would want somebody like that in an actual relationship. So, yeah, let's hope he's just fucking til he can't fuck anymore, because his options are pretty much limited to that.
And to the Baptist Sewing Circle critic, stop labouring under the delusion that just because we're all gay we all have the same standards.
R93 doesn't understand the link between condom use and HIV prevention.
Who asked you, R93? No one cares what you would do.
Live and let live people.
I do, actually, R96, and condoms aren't foolproof. And if you think this bitch honestly used condoms for every encounter — one in which he claims to have been fucked spontaneously during a party — then you are high.
Live and let live whatever... on the off chance this is actually true... if OP wants to boast about it like it's achievement I guess anybody can cunt about it if they think it's pathetic. OP is obviously not the kind of person who will care. As he proved, he can take it.
I suspect this is not the first weekend this has happened to you. Your hole must be so worn out and stretched out that you cant feel anything back there until you get to guy number 7. Few more years it will take 12 men every weekend before you feel "a little sore". My advice is that you invest in Depends undergarments now.
Not high at all, r99. You sound very bitter. Guessing nobody would want to bone you with a ten-foor pole, so to speak.
You just know R93 is a barrel of laughs and has so many party invites this week that he can barely keep up.
Keep it up, OP, and keep the positive validation of this kind of behavior coming! This is working out very well for me.
R93 seems OK to me. Then again, not a fan of human drive thrus.
Even if the OP didn't have every STD known to science, and then some, her risk for developing anal cancer is enormous, just by virtue of all that bottoming. FACT.
The good time had by all.
"Just because I may like to get gangbanged on a given night does NOT mean that I don't have friends or family members or even co-workers who care about me. Get over it."
If your story is true, and I doubt that it is, then your need for getting "gang-banged on a given night" indicates that there is an emptiness in your life that you attempt to alleviate by getting "gang-banged."
Very lonely, unfullfilled people frequently turn to sex in order to ease whatever psychic pain they're in. I've know promiscuous types who say the reason they indulge in sex scenes with multiple partners is because they just love sex so much. I never bought that, that was just an excuse. They were very unhappy people, always complaining and whining.
I wonder what your mother, brother, his wife and two kids, and "other family members" would think if they knew you went on a gossip board and bragged about getting fucked "7 times by seven different guys this weekend?" I think they would be disgusted. I think they'd be ashamed of you. I think they would believe you were acting stupidly. I think they'd tell you to go see a therapist.
[quote]Even if the OP didn't have every STD known to science, and then some, her risk for developing anal cancer is enormous, just by virtue of all that bottoming. FACT.
I didn't believe that at first, until a doctor actually said that on a radio show.
If OP was honest with himself, he'd see that the five guys who fucked him were all just middle aged, paunchy (and possibly closeted) douches that no one else in their right mind with fuck.
OP is probably someone no one would give a second look in a crowded bar, at least until closing time (and enough alcohol) settled in.
Dream the dream, idiot.
Get over it R109. No one talks to their family members about the sex they have. At least I hope they don't. It's none of their damned business what their adult son/brother/nephew does in the bedroom.
Mature, well adjusted adults do not seek the approval of relatives before engaging in consensual sex.
OP represents the sexual freedom that defines gay life! You're all just a bunch of self loathing Marys. Get out a suck a little cock - it'll do you good. OP is what we're fighting for and who we are!
OP...how come only one guy on Sunday?
[quote]I got fucked 7 times by 7 different guys in one night earlier this fall in Orlando, including an NCAA assistant coach (Div-1 soccer) and two married guys (40's, x-jock, fit-fat, both hung). Do I win a prize?
I'm the op and I wasn't gangbanged. I had 5 different guys individually, not all at once. The most I've had at once was 3 and that was when I was 18 at a pride party.
I'm not in the habit of discussing my sex life with my family, but even if I did why should I give a fuck what they have to say about my choices.
While I am not a condom nazi, I do make every effort to be as safe as possible. Which is why I rarely mix hardcore drugs and sex.
I'm a healthy guy, I like to get fucked and that's that. I don't really spend a whole lot of time analyzing it.
However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us. I like sex. I'm not ashamed of it. Perhaps some of you should figure out why you are.
As for my looks and the guys I let fuck me, let's just say that none of you would turn me or my 'friends' down.
[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us. I like sex. I'm not ashamed of it. Perhaps some of you should figure out why you are.
It's called "jealousy" sweetheart, most of us haven't had any in a long time.
5 x 1 + occasional 3-way - consistent condom use x rarely mixing hardcore drugs and sex = ...
[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us.
That's a possibility. It could be that they're fugly virgins with no chance of having sex with anyone. As a result they lash out at guys who are having a good time.
I avoid these kinds of gay men...fucking disgusting animalistic behavior.
This is really the saddest kind of troll.
[quote]However, some of you have bought into the worst, most hateful things that religious nut jobs say about us.
You mean like the fact that we're sexual compulsives incapable of having romantic feelings towards another but have no problem having sex with seven guys, only sometimes "safely," over the course of a single weekend? There's a difference between buying into stereotypes and LIVING UP TO stereotypes, cupcake.
Sam is that you?
On the bright side you can rent your hole as an echo chamber for extra cash.
The OP is an obvious attention troll, offering some ludicrously far-fetched scenario and then sitting back and salivating at the chance to continuously defend himself to pearl clutchers.
YOu have a hole that men can't resist? bawawahahahaha! No one wants a well worn hole. You are one dumb bitch.
Some of the pearl clutching here reminds me of some morally righteous republicans. You'll eventually get caught in a pool of cum and lube and claim those promiscuous people made me do it. Look over there!
Harriet, do you really think we all act like that? 'Cause if you do, worry less about us and more about crossing the street safely. People as stupid as you often have trouble with that one.
I believe OP and I don't like the judgment from the prudes. However, I believe we are entitled to see pics of OP to see if his story is plausible.
But it's ok to judge the 'prudes' oh, open minded one? Or is it open holed one?
What's the big deal? Getting fucked 7 times over a long weekend is a great weekend. Used to do that and more, in my 20's, 30's, mostly with my partner.
Obviously, the pearl clutchers espousing their moral outrage have more demons to hide than the EST OP.
What's pear clutching about calling a spade a whore?
Don't clutch my pear, it'll bruise.
[quote]What's pear clutching about calling a spade a whore?
I JUST GOT FUCKED SEVEN TIMES WHILE RITA MORENO SANG "THE SOUND OF MUSIC"
Jesus Christ -- when did gay men get so sanctimonious about sex?? Sounds like most of you are jealous trolls who nobody would want to fuck.
And I thought lesbians were bad.
Probably about 1982-83 for those of us older than 40 R137.
[quote]But it's ok to judge the 'prudes' oh, open minded one? Or is it open holed one?
Judging someone for being a prude or, in your case, an idiot, is different from the moralistic attacks on OP's sex life.
[quote]OP represents the sexual freedom that defines gay life! You're all just a bunch of self loathing Marys. Get out a suck a little cock - it'll do you good. OP is what we're fighting for and who we are!
R116 aka OP - i for one would turn you down flat out, sight unseen. Guaranteed 100%. So i dont care if you look like (fill in the hunky celeb) there is no way i would stick my cock in that banged out hole. And its very doubtful that I would even let you blow me. Too much bacteria for me. Bleck!
[quote]This is why I don't do hookups, the fact that people sleep with everyone else is just nasty. I'd prefer to stay celibate and use my hand then get an std.[/quote]
A friend told me that he was having a beer in a leather bar, when a cruisy tweak started rubbing up on the guy next to him. The CT pulled the guy's big, hard dick out, dropped his own pants, and backed right onto it.
CT finished his business, disembarked, and moved on.
Not five minutes later, some new tweak came cruising by and, without checking eye color, got on his knees and went a'slurping.
r143, doll, what on earth is a tweak?
Seriously, get it while you can.
I wish I had been more open and less concerned with other people's morals.
Now, I am not getting sex at all and miss it.
Ignore the haters. They are probably all homely and/or maladjusted.
[quote] i for one would turn you down flat out, sight unseen. Guaranteed 100%. So i dont care if you look like (fill in the hunky celeb) there is no way i would stick my cock in that banged out hole. And its very doubtful that I would even let you blow me. Too much bacteria for me. Bleck!
How would you know? I doubt he puts "7 guys in x days" on his profile?
"A friend told me that he was having a beer in a leather bar, when a cruisy tweak started rubbing up on the guy next to him. The CT pulled the guy's big, hard dick out, dropped his own pants, and backed right onto it.
CT finished his business, disembarked, and moved on.
Not five minutes later, some new tweak came cruising by and, without checking eye color, got on his knees and went a'slurping."
I saw this kind of stuff going on in certain places in Orlando when I still went to Gay Days and Bear Bust events here, so I have little doubt that so-called banged-out hole bottom got fucked 7 times in 1 day or 1 weekend. The popular thing here for a long time is double penetration...bareback preferred, of course.
I prefer to keep my hole clean, tight, and very low-mileage. Those sloppy bottoms' tops are bound to know they're diving into well-used cesspools. What do you guys think?
... at the Parliament House, no?
I think they know what they are, no matter how much they protest. I hope they find some dignity but I suspect they'll just wind up old and alone.
The only difference between these sad sacks and Peter Pan is that Peter Pan didn't hate himself and Peter Pan wasn't a whore.
“One ought to examine himself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.”
ROTFLMAO @ Miss R142. Honey, do you take a detailed sex history under oath of each person you sleep with? How the fuck do you know your last hook up wasn't with someone sluttier than OP?
WW for R151! Thanks for the chuckle!
Ding, ding, ding....and there she is @ R150. Our resident "You'll die alone" concern troll. Took you long enough to show up, dear. Were you out shopping for Precious Moments figurines all day?
r113, I don't fight for that kind of self-loathing, thoughtless substance less self indulgence. It's deplorable behaviour. Gluttonous. Inhumane and nihilistic. if you think that defines the gay experience, you must be damaged.
My reply line is screwed up, so here goes:
The Parliament House has changed ownership several times since I've been in Orlando, and the current owners are strictly against lewd activities there now and actively enforce that policy. However, early on I saw interesting as well as vile things go on there...I'll never set foot in that hell hole again. Potential visitors: please do not be fooled by that "world's largest gay resort" crap.
At the now-defunct Full Moon Saloon during one Bear Bust, I saw a hunky stud sitting (or rather bouncing) on a bar stool in the backyard with his hard dick out just servicing bottoms like an assembly line. Most "hardcore stuff" I saw occurred at private parties to which "friends" had invited me, but I was never the type to stay around and participate. Before I moved here, I didn't know it was physically possible for a guy to really fuck himself!
I am so glad that my parents raised me not to judge others. They are two 'love everybody' hippies who teach at a major university. I think being around youth, not only keeps them young but allows them to not get caught up in a bunch of moralistic tripe.
They taught me that the only sex that was wrong was the kind forced on someone. There is nothing wrong with what consenting adults do.
The guy who gets gangbanged by 12 guys a night, has as much value as the virgin who is saving it for marriage.
No one here is arguing that guys should stay virgins until marriage, r158. The question is not whether the twelve times banged is of value - the question is how much he values himself. Given that OP had to start a thread so he could receive validation, chastising, and attention - I'm guessing he doesn't have a strong foundation of self esteem.
Do you similarly lecture DL'ers who post here about what they plan to cook for Christmas dinner, R159? Are they lacking self esteem too?
If a guy loses five games of tennis over a weekend and still enjoys tennis, does that mean he's lacking in self esteem? Fucking is sport, it's recreation.
The idea that sex must involve love is bullcrap from religions.
I'm glad someone besides me it's getting laid!!!!
Am I the only one that's gonna comment on the OP uing the term condom Nazi? Is that a real term since when?! Using a condom for sex outside of a serious relationship should be par for course for every gay man, especially as a bottom OP. That behavior should be applauded,wtf is condom Nazi shit?!
No one mentioned love, r161. That is your own projection. I guess losing all those tennis games has left you feeling a tad defensive.
YOU want to talk about projection, R164? Really? LMAO! You're projecting your bullshit all over this thread making assumptions about the 'self esteem' of people with active sex lives.
Actually, what I posted was that this thread makes the OP's self esteem questionable. Not the sex. If it satisfied him why post about it? You seem a little touchy on this subject.
[quote]No one mentioned love, R161. That is your own projection.
Reading this quote, R164, it was an easy guess that you posted virgins-marriage at R159.
Right you are, r167. There were actually other words in the sentence. It was my first post, though r165 is certain I've been preaching all over the thread.
In both cases, I point out that the "prude" straw man is not real - no one is saying people shouldn't have sex outside of marriage or love. If someone has to invent sex negative positions to feel sex positive, there's probably more to it than sex.
[quote]no one is saying people shouldn't have sex outside of marriage or love.
Yet you inserted the idea of virgins-marriage. Now, you're trying to twist yourself away from that with your claim "no one is saying..." Keep twisting. It's clear where you're coming from.
This is getting tedious, r169. I was directly quoting the last sentence on the post right above mine.
This EST is doing quite well.
Sanctimonious ass hats!
Sisters of slutdom!
R167, you never answered my question about people who come here to post their holiday recipes. Are they seeking validation to fill a void in their lives? Do they suffer from low self esteem? Why come to DL to seek approval and feedback from others about what you plan to serve on Christmas eve unless you are an insecure attention whore? What say you Dr. Phil?
Oops, sorry R167. My post was directed to R166/R170.
My answer? See any Galloping Gourmet thread.
It could be an est r171 but it really isn't that unbelievable, I have hooked up with more than one guy in the same day before. If you are in a slutty phase in the right environment its not really that hard.
And God bless us, Evvvery one!
Lucky for those who own stock in Depends undergarments.
Unlucky for your poor obliterated asshole.
I hope you took pictures for your holiday cards!
I remember reading this story when it first got here. I have literally zero judgment negative or positive regarding this. I mean, it's your prerogative, your sex life, and your asshole. I think the negative feedback is overbearing. White knighting. There isn't any point to act like moral avengers here. With that being said, I don't think I'd fuck a guy knowing he did this anytime in the recent past. It would take a bit for me to consider getting with him, because it makes me think "loose".
You're a whore...and your hole stinks bad...real bad.
OP, while I don't really have too much of an issue with your sexual practices (at least you used protection) you're still a whore. Just admit it, be proud of it, and bend over.
Congratulations, your official a cheap whore, darling. Now take your buttplug award home and sit on it. As a bonus prize we also got you a years supply of Depends.
[quote}Congratulations, your official a cheap whore, darling.
And "your official" illiterate.
Oh, dear. ^^
How was Valentines Day, OP?
[quote]How was Valentines Day, OP?
I believe that OP refers to it as just "VD."
OP obviously has no self-esteem and is trying to fill the void in his life with sex. Too bad....
And behavior like OP's is precisely why AIDS spread like wild-fire in the gay community in the 1980s and 1990s while it really did not affect the straight community in the US. Africa in the 2000s is another story.
...And then you woke up.
I fucked two guys this week one white one black man is big white guy is pierced it ws awesome
Damn maaa. It's okay. Sex is amazing. Keep doin what u doin
As an AIDS researcher, this thread makes me wonder why I bother. Then I remember, all infected with HIV aren't crud.
if u wana get it again let me know ill take the last spot on the train lol
The OP is a troll, you idiots. He didn't get fucked 7 times by 5 different times this weekend. He's probably still a virgin. Jesus, you people will believe anything. Anything!
You got fucked by more men, and more times, in one weekend than I have in my entire life. And I'm pushing 50.
Are you a male or a female, or a little of both? How many times have you been treated to STDS?
Why do not you try more to have bigger holes all the time...
I reckon you should stop doing that because you could get aids and there are many more diseases you could get
You're a darlin', WHORE!
I think that's awesome!!!!!! I'm chatting with.a women in Georgia. Same interest. I thinks it's awesome
Tex me. On kik. Rob36361
have fun and fuck the slutshamers!
Go for 8 OP.
This thread is 2 years old, he's prolly had 800 since then.
"This thread is 2 years old, he's prolly had 800 since then."
Or died of AIDS.
And you think this is something to brag about?
He is fat, R16, an it's the first time in twenty years that his hole had a visitor(s).
When he came down from his vodka and K-y martini high, he discovered missing cash and electronics, and a twenty year old box of unopened condoms on his nightstand. Oops!
I hope you get big, fat interior anal warts that have to be carved out of you in a hospital, you dirty, dirty slut.
The way this is written, I can tell it's not real and don't believe it. Apparently you actually had a very boring holiday, and this is how you're coping. 200 comments isn't too shabby, so I gotta ask - did it work?
OP, there are things that people want to know about you. Is your bedroom door a turnstile? Does your bed post have a ticket dispenser? Does your bedroom have a velvet rope to ensure that no one cuts in line? Are there landing lights plastered to your stomach? Do you buy viagra in bulk? Do you have an exclusive contract with Trogans? Are you officially registered as a Public Utility? Are there sock burns on the back of your neck? Do you brush your teeth with Pennicillan?
Inquiring minds want to know.
How many men has OP had since posting this two years ago? Hundreds or thousands?
"How many men has OP had since posting this two years ago? Hundreds or thousands?"
I don't think he's had ANY. I think his sex life is all in his imagination. Obviously.
Choosy Mothers Choose JIF
I mention it because you sound like you are particularly choosy about you drops a load in your arse.