I remember one about a father who was punishing his daughter over a can of frosting.
What were some of the most memorable threads on Datalounge?
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 12, 2019 5:39 PM |
Possom in a drawer.
Bread in the fridge.
I missed the red dragon cheese/deli story but read it in the last two "most memorable threads" threads.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 22, 2012 2:27 AM |
NOT WITHOUT MY FROSTING!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 22, 2012 2:35 AM |
Danny/Denny and his suitcase visit NYC
Azmodeus the possessed lesbian
Once Around the Garden
Unfortunately, all three were posted by the same troll who later confessed to his doings...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 22, 2012 2:36 AM |
Having sex with Falco
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 22, 2012 2:37 AM |
Shit Bra
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 22, 2012 2:41 AM |
Turkey meatballs and two towels - I'm not running a bed and breakfast here.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 22, 2012 2:41 AM |
Fucking newbies.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 22, 2012 2:43 AM |
The last "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread, which was started two weeks ago, apparently wasn't that memorable.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 22, 2012 2:43 AM |
What was bread in the fridge?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 22, 2012 2:44 AM |
Let's Roll Cinnamon Rolls!
My Neighbor is a Gargoyle (complete with video)
My landlord is spying on me and I'm going to sneak into his house and find the evidence (posted in real-time segments)
DataLoungeLand
And of course, the queen thread of them all: Dialing The Phone With A Pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 22, 2012 2:44 AM |
"Dialing the phone with a pencil" was too darn cute.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 22, 2012 2:45 AM |
Also I loved the "I found one of Mindy Cohn's old braziers in the laundromat and I love to beat off while sniffing it" was a good one.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 22, 2012 2:46 AM |
"Horrific childhood TV viewing experiences that warped you."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 22, 2012 2:49 AM |
Crabwalking.
I would love it if that could be bumped up again. It was awesome.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 22, 2012 2:52 AM |
r9, it started as a question about the best way to store bread. Then the kitchen kweens chimed in and told OP what an unwashed heathen he was, should turn in his gay card right now, etc.
It was actually informative; apparently we have a few bakers here who explained the technical reason why the OP was wrong to refrigerate it.
The soda box in the fridge was another similar thread that cracked me up.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 22, 2012 4:18 AM |
Midget Etiquette
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 22, 2012 4:28 AM |
[quote]The last "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread, which was started two weeks ago, apparently wasn't that memorable.
But there was a "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread from about five weeks ago that was more memoralbe than the one which was started two weeks ago.
The one from five weeks ago, said that it was the fifth "What were some of the most memorable Datalounge threads?" thread in six months. Many people agreed, thus it was memorable for that reason alone.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 22, 2012 4:31 AM |
JLo vs. Madonna, with Fa
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 22, 2012 4:37 AM |
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 22, 2012 4:51 AM |
I always thought that "I Shit Repeatedly in My Daughter's Open, Hungry Mouth" was a great thread.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 22, 2012 4:53 AM |
Present your hole to your cat or summat like that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 22, 2012 5:02 AM |
What's a "soda box", precious? What's a "soda box"?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 22, 2012 5:09 PM |
I second "Damn, Teresa Giudice has some ugly kids."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 22, 2012 5:16 PM |
Anderson Cooper Collects Hello Kitty
and
My fat roommate sits in my antique chair.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 22, 2012 5:31 PM |
The 9/11 thread is unforgettable.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 22, 2012 5:52 PM |
I liked the one about the poor guy with two penises, one above the other, as if that really mattered.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 22, 2012 6:11 PM |
Serving Instant Coffee instead of Freshly Brewed
The Bread Pudding Lesbian
Is a Baked Potato Bar Dinner Party a Good Idea?
Cash Bars at Weddings
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 22, 2012 6:16 PM |
Janice the Vegan.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 22, 2012 6:19 PM |
An eldergay just hissed at me
Celebrity fragrances
The first almiqui thread
Let's be Portland, Oregon
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 22, 2012 6:20 PM |
Nick and Kelli
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 22, 2012 6:21 PM |
Weird Little Girl Next Door
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 22, 2012 6:41 PM |
The "Let Me Tell You About Deb Messing" threads are the best of all time.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 22, 2012 6:48 PM |
ww f0or R8
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 22, 2012 7:04 PM |
Inviting a fat friend over when you have delicate furniture
Pissing in the Sink
The founder of the gay newspaper/magazine that went ex-gay was fascinating in a sick way.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 22, 2012 7:25 PM |
I always enjoy the typos that become legendary -
Graxy, thug duck etc.
But I can't remember if it's Cooked non or cooked not even toast.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 22, 2012 7:26 PM |
Non-event toast, R35.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 22, 2012 7:30 PM |
[quote] I always enjoy the typos that become legendary -
Why is straight me so stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 22, 2012 7:32 PM |
The Official Whitney Houston Funeral Coverage Thread
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 22, 2012 7:34 PM |
A good bottom makes his own lube
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 22, 2012 7:37 PM |
I just had sex with Janie Lane
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 22, 2012 7:37 PM |
Nancy Reagan's Casket Dance
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 22, 2012 7:38 PM |
Any thread Chung Ho participated in
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 22, 2012 7:39 PM |
No one has mentioned the best EST thread ever, the Lesbian Potluck Wedding! So good because we all pretty much fell for it. Lesbian stereotypes work.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 22, 2012 7:41 PM |
Wedding fiascos, especially the post where the "other woman" showed up dressed in black, like Joan Collins, and proceeded to tell the family that the father lost his big corporate job a year or so earlier and SHE was footing the bill for the big day, so she had every right to be there.
It was a long time ago, so I don't remember it all that well, but I think it ended in a few arrests.
I think she was the groom's aunt or something
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 22, 2012 7:42 PM |
Summarian Housewives and Chick Peas
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 22, 2012 7:55 PM |
Whatever happened to Chairo?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 22, 2012 8:04 PM |
[quote]A good bottom makes his own lube
OMG - LOL! Was there really such a thread?! That is hilarious. I exiled for awhile while the Josh fangurls ruled the roost and that hideous Slocombe was writing the 900,000 Wikipedia entry, so I missed a great deal.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 22, 2012 8:15 PM |
"Why is straight me so stupid?"
Why are straight me so stupid?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 22, 2012 9:07 PM |
The early Michfest threads. I laughed so hard about some of the posts.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 22, 2012 9:22 PM |
My favorite was the thread from the young woman who was an assistant at some production company in Burbank and she had a bithcy boss who had an autistic son or SOMETHING that wasn't quite right. Anyway, one day she brought the son (7 or 8 years old) into the office with her and he proceeded to run around like a maniac (and the mother didn't stop him) and then he ran into the corner of the assistant's cubicle (outside the boss' office) pulled down his pants and took a dump in the corner, and just started crying. The mother came out and wanted to know what the assistant had done to make her cry, she saw the pile and just shrugged and left it there. The cleaning staff overnight didn't touch it either because it was 'hazardous' and the assistant didn't clean it up either. She quit two days later, while the crap was STILL there.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 22, 2012 10:14 PM |
R40 listed the one I thought of. IIRC it was already a minor classic before Janie died. Wasn't his death like within a day or two of the sex romp?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 22, 2012 10:29 PM |
The original Golden Girls inconsistencies thread.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 22, 2012 10:32 PM |
Well, of course the 9/11 thread remains the top. I saved it on a hard drive maybe 5 computers back.
But for me it was Cut vs. Uncut back in the day - maybe 2000.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 22, 2012 10:32 PM |
Bai Ling on the roof!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 22, 2012 10:37 PM |
[quote] Non-event toast
I'm pretty sure it was "not event toast," a horrible typo by a bitter queen complaining about the hostess starving her guests at a party. One of my favs.
Also:
Bonnie Mace threads
The Brokeback Mountain movie review by the legendary Homosex Troll.
"Help! I just sent a cell phone video of myself masturbating to my whole family!"
And finally an obscure little thread from years ago about meeting a new running mate who was straight and the nice jogs they took together. No sex, just a friendly little thread. :)
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 22, 2012 10:39 PM |
Not that soon, R51, but within two or three months which made the thread hi jinx sad in retrospect. Didn't an ex-wife or groupie come on the thread to defend him? Or was that a re-post from another site?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 22, 2012 10:41 PM |
The freeper cruise ship photo album
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 22, 2012 10:53 PM |
Larry Kramer's visit to yell at everyone on World AIDS Day, and David Ehrenstein's immortal response ("Hi, Larry!")
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 22, 2012 11:13 PM |
Bread pudding/Claire
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 22, 2012 11:23 PM |
Ginny from Billing
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 22, 2012 11:24 PM |
It wasn't the title, but salesgirls from the 1930s.
"Then I told Trixie she shoulda slapped that hussy's face!"
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 22, 2012 11:29 PM |
I think it was something like 19th century shows.
All I remember is "Dancing with the Czars" and "Mother May I Bundle With Percy"
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 22, 2012 11:47 PM |
Denny Scott Photography -- Denny was (and is) some Midwestern glamour shots/"boudoir" photographer. His stuff was so bad it was like he was a Christopher Guest characters.
Most of the photos came down once DLers began visiting the website and telling their friends. Here's one of the few I could find.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 22, 2012 11:59 PM |
The original Helen Lawson thread was hilarious, although the joke has become tired in recent years.
There was a thread by a guy who had a daughter who was so precious that he had to leave his shopping cart in the middle of the supermarket parking lot. LOVED that one.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 23, 2012 12:00 AM |
etenmanns celebration cak
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 23, 2012 12:27 AM |
Tipping with Jam.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 23, 2012 12:35 AM |
The cheese farmer who caught his neighbor fucking his goat.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 23, 2012 3:28 AM |
If Brokeback Mountain were directed by other directors
The one about (and I'm paraphrasing) creating our own ABC movie-of-the-week.
The thread begun by a drunken Judy "Pills" in which she threatened to drive down to Philly for some reason or other.
Thw weird neighbors down the street
The A.I. thread, in which those who hated it and those who loved it attacked each other ferociously for [bold]days[/bold].
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 23, 2012 3:48 AM |
Gaylings and Jared Leto
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 23, 2012 3:50 AM |
The Butterfish thread.
The Stepson/Stepfather thread also done in real time.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 23, 2012 4:53 AM |
I just had sex with Jani Lane.
(THREAD CLOSED)
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 23, 2012 4:59 AM |
The Michfest threads are always good for a laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 23, 2012 5:06 AM |
For or all you DL old timers, just remember... Fresca isn't a diet soda.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 23, 2012 5:08 AM |
The original Helen Lawson thread titled "What Was Your Favorite Helen Lawson Show" was one of the funniest goddamn things I have ever read in my life. I couldn't read it at work because I was laughing too much. I wish I'd saved it.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 23, 2012 6:11 AM |
The threads where we invaded/hijacked the International House Of Prayer, the retribution posts in our threads from various IHOPers, and the eventual edict by the Webmaster that anymore inter-website warfare would get us banned ... legendary.
The best posts were on IHOP, by DLers; "What if the rapture happens while I'm driving?", "I think my love for Jesus may be homosexual in nature", etc. The IHOPers were initially perplexed at the complexity of our issues, but after several days the lesser DLers showed up and it became obvious we were abusing their "counselling" services.
Best week on DL ever.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 23, 2012 6:34 AM |
The 'bread in the refrigerator' thread had me in tears of laughter: "I need to talk to you. NOW! No, not after you take a pee, NOW! I was looking around for something to eat, and what did I find? BREAD! In your REFRIGERATOR! What kind of a man are you? ANSWER ME!" etc. Very funny.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 23, 2012 6:45 AM |
There was an obnoxious People magazine fluff story on that insane Duggar family on the People website, and the comments from fraus and fundie housewives were so noxious ( many posted anti-gay stuff) that DLers took a field trip and wrote parody posts while pretending to be good little Christian fraus, complete with assumed names like "Thelma Sugarmoobs" and "Velma Breedlove." There was a thread here with the best posts from the People website and they were laugh-out-loud funny. Another thread I wish I'd saved.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 23, 2012 7:08 AM |
[quote]The A.I. thread, in which those who hated it and those who loved it attacked each other ferociously for days.
The Justin Guarini autobiography thread was great!
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 23, 2012 7:18 AM |
Something about "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers"?
Or was that when I was LSD?
Possible - I once hid in a cupboard for 12 hours to escape the giant chicken which was chasing me...
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 23, 2012 7:18 AM |
Sorry - I've just been corrected - it was a giant moorhen, not a chicken (WTF?)
Serves me right for living with a literalist who has an eidetic memory.
Thank god he's lovely...OR I MIGHT GET ANNOYED THAT HE'S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER AS I TYPE!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 23, 2012 7:28 AM |
Agree with R32, that Deb Messing-as-a-St-Teresa-type person (or something) was hysterical; by the time it ended with something like, "Qui est-ce cette cunt?", I was on the floor from laughter!
And the yearly "Cube Frau from hells/what to bring to office holiday parties threads" - and where IS such a thread this year?, waaaaaaaaaaaa?? Can't find, sorry. TIA.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 23, 2012 12:35 PM |
May I admit here - my- threads? Some were hits, some were misses, some were bombs:
Stevie Nicks kicked my daughter in the vagina ( I think I used the c word) Bombed
My cat Snuggles Mamoody who I played Not without my daughter with
Mixed reception
Entemanns celebration cake
-surprise hit- mainly because of cak, not my horrible ramblings or my obsession with those delicious cakes!
And I am sadly responsible for 80 percent of the early momma posts- including Easter of 2007 where she detailed her sexual exploits spending the entire day in the port authority bathrooms
- bombed- with some fans though
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 23, 2012 1:13 PM |
ANYTHING by Gilbert Gayling
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 23, 2012 1:26 PM |
[quote]The original Helen Lawson thread was hilarious, although the joke has become tired in recent years.
More than tired and not even slightly amusing. Nobody has come up with anything close to the original postings. What kind of moron can't stop?
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 23, 2012 2:30 PM |
Musical Lesbians (or something like that, 2003)
Marilyn Bergman Lesbo
Anything Liza Minnelli Anything David Ehrenstein
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 23, 2012 2:33 PM |
[quote]Something about "Summer of my Norwegian leg-warmers"?
It was "Summer of My German Leg Warmers" and it was based on a real tv movie with Kristie McNicol and Esther Rolle.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 23, 2012 2:41 PM |
Thanks for reminding me about good old Denny Scott photography, r63. Man, that was a good thread. Those pics were gold.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 23, 2012 2:57 PM |
I loved the "years and years of high school senior photos" thread from a couple of months ago. Laughed a lot at that one.. I started to post in it the other day but didn't want be accused of being a bump troll.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 23, 2012 3:16 PM |
The real-time coverage of Anderson Cooper's reporting of hurricane Ivan n 2004.
The real-time coverage of a red-carpet show with Kathy Griffin, where she asked Michael Cera and that girl that played Maybe on "Arrested Development" to comment on Dakota Fanning entering rehab. I believe this was the origination of the hard-living Dakota and the Dakota vs. Abigail Breslin rivalry DL memes.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 23, 2012 3:34 PM |
[quote]I believe this was the origination of the hard-living Dakota and the Dakota vs. Abigail Breslin rivalry DL memes.
I remember when they were funny, but that was long ago.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 23, 2012 3:41 PM |
Guy trying to brine a Thanksgiving turkey and things going very wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 23, 2012 4:53 PM |
Lisa Beamer's Let's Roll Cinnamon Roll shops. They had to remove a corner of the Hoover FBI building to install the first shop.
Bread in the freezer, fridge, or bread box. The OP left DL for awhile and returned many months later to find that the thread was still going.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 23, 2012 11:56 PM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 20, 2013 11:57 AM |
Let the sagas continue.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 14, 2013 1:00 AM |
There was a thread a long time ago about someone that dropped a deuce in Joann Fabrics, or Joann Fabrics wouldn't let them use their rest room. I can't remember which, but it was hysterical.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 14, 2013 1:08 AM |
Shit bra!!!! Coffee cradling.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 14, 2013 1:25 AM |
I AM MAN LANDERS. TELL ME YOUR WOES. SINCERELY MAN LANDERS.
Still cracks me up..
Also the one about the old-timey TV shows, like "Top Hat."
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 14, 2013 1:34 AM |
Many won't believe me, but honestly, this is true. No, not me, I'd never do this. So many of you have good advice and thats why I'm asking. A buddy just called me. He was playing around last night, and put an apple up his butt. It got stuck there. He told me that its still there. I've tried google, he has tried google, and can't find an answer about what to do. An apple is biodegradable so will it come out by itself? Once he has to go to the bathroom, will it push it out? Does he need to go to a doctor?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 14, 2013 2:08 PM |
Without question, the Prancing Ponies.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 14, 2013 2:12 PM |
Nastiest Person on Broadway, parts 1 & 2
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 14, 2013 2:18 PM |
The original Sows at the Trough.
The Baked Potato Party.
And the 9/11 thread could be put in a time capsule as far as I'm concerned.
Some of the Academy Awards threads have been great too but not so much recently. They really made that evening an event on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 14, 2013 2:30 PM |
Once around the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 14, 2013 2:49 PM |
I Trapped My Neighbor's Cat
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 14, 2013 3:02 PM |
videotaped himself jerked off and accidentally sent it to every phone contact. then he moved away for a fresh start.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 14, 2013 3:03 PM |
Lisa Beamer is granting a license to a corporation that plans a chain of Let's Roll shops across the nation that will be selling cinnamon rolls, a favorite of her late hero-husband Todd Beamer. Beamer, the man who uttered "Let's roll" shortly before he died on a hijacked airplane on Sept. 11, requested his wife's special cinnamon rolls after church every Sunday. Lisa Beamer's special recipe will be the foundation of the Let's Roll chain of shops to be placed in high-end malls across America. "In Todd's memory, we'll have a special promotion every Sunday after church time," said Lisa Beamer. "Anyone who places an order for a roll and then says, 'Let's roll' will get one free Todd Beamer Let's Roll cinnamon roll. His signature on our marriage license will be reproduced on all the napkins at the Let's Roll stores. I feel that this will help people to remember who he was." The decor of the shops will be based on the decor of the Beamer home and will include a bookcase filled with Bibles and religious-themed books. "People will think they are sitting in our den as they eat their Let's Roll rolls," said Beamer. "We'll also sell non-caffinated and non-alcoholic beverages at the shops." The first shop is expected to open on September 11 at the corner of 9th Street and Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington, DC.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 14, 2013 4:28 PM |
Jason Priestly is NOT gay
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 14, 2013 4:54 PM |
I just bumped the "bread in the fridge" thread.
You're welcome.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 15, 2013 3:20 PM |
if you ask tig notaro those would be the one's she had deleted.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 11, 2014 12:59 PM |
the daphne zuniga threat nearly saved my life.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 11, 2014 2:24 PM |
The ones that brought tears of laughter were the Red Dragon cheese, free soda refills at the Italian restaurant, Datalounge in other times.
So much wit on this site.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 11, 2014 3:02 PM |
"What's your favorite Helen Lawson musical?"
That thread was brilliant.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 11, 2014 3:08 PM |
r43, I'll agree to disagree with you.
The best elaborate scenario thread ever was: "I'm in Love With My Father-in-Law."
Truly, if for no other reason then to school would-be est posters on how it's done effectively, that is a thread that should be archived. What compelling schlock, with hundreds of posters hanging on for the ride.
Of course, at first, most of us fell for it hook, line, and sinker until the OP skillfully, subtly changed the tone of the posts letting it finally dawn on you that we'd been had.
Bravo to that OP.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 11, 2014 3:32 PM |
Turkey meatballs/I'm not running a B&B was the one DL thread that made me pee myself. It had everything, from helpful advice to withering sarcasm along with an indignant OP who kept digging himself further and further into a hole.
Once Around the Garden was an elaborate scenario I really enjoyed.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 11, 2014 5:43 PM |
A few more:
"Man dies from fucking a horse." I felt so guilty giggling at the responses to that thread but I couldn't help it. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
"I Just Shot a 3 foot Iguana In My Back Yard." by Daniel Boon.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 11, 2014 5:50 PM |
Cupcakes, Macaroons, Macarons. So funny.
I thought for certain somebody gonna get hurt.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 12, 2014 4:24 AM |
I liked the one where the guy lived in a house cut up into apartments, but there was a secret room in the basement with recording equipment. There was also something strange about a car in the garage. I think the secret room was accessed through a trap door in a closet.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 14, 2014 2:20 AM |
The graxy thread was pretty funny, considering it was supposed to be about gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 15, 2014 5:11 AM |
Did you save the whole thing R106? I started that thread and probably wrote some of the things in your post. I picked the location for the first shop to be in the corner occupied by the J.E.Hoover FBI building. It seemed like a good place for a Fundie Pubbie shop.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 16, 2014 12:28 AM |
Miss Warwick
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 16, 2014 12:31 AM |
memorable bump
by Anonymous | reply 121 | June 25, 2014 3:02 PM |
R121, your bump was not very memorable.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | June 26, 2014 1:58 AM |
"Famous JonBenets in History, and Their Accomplishments"
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 26, 2014 5:13 AM |
Bread pudding
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 26, 2014 6:03 AM |
WHEN DO THE
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 26, 2014 6:07 AM |
Fresca!
The Taylor Hanson threads
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 26, 2014 6:40 AM |
I liked that one where the guy had an alkie boyfriend who he was cheating on with another alkie, and he's asking for advice on how to get cash out of the first alkie, which he sees as a sort of payment for services rendered as boyfriend e.g. sex.
He copped 600 barrels of shit but I tthought he was fun.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 26, 2014 11:09 PM |
Let's Roll Cinnamon Roll shops.
Should bread be kept in the fridge, freezer or breadbox?
Lesbian potluck wedding reception. They didn't want to spend money because they were saving for a honeymoon trip to Phoenix from Jacksonville, Florida.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 27, 2014 1:50 AM |
"JULIE"!
It's all about JULIE; always has been, always will be. Everything leads to and from Julie; it's kinda like 6 Degrees of Separation, but to the infinite power!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 27, 2014 6:50 PM |
Mame, Hello Dolly, and South Pacific threads are memorable. Not because they were great, because they keep going on and on and on for years.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 28, 2014 1:05 AM |
"My Sister-in-Law 'phobed me Part II".
Pt. I is up, but Part II seems to be gone. It was the most fabulous and funny story I'd read in a long time.
If anyone has the Part II text from its author, then I'd love it to be posted here or somewhere again, because I missed it, thinking that it would stay here for a much longer time.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 28, 2014 1:15 AM |
Things we can't do anymore threads, still best ever.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 28, 2014 1:20 AM |
[all posts by tedious troll removed.]
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 28, 2014 1:26 AM |
The original one is gone, r133.
There a lame one from 2012 referencing the first one, but it sucks.
r132, when was that? I don't remember that thread.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 28, 2014 1:34 AM |
The bread in the fridge was so many years ago that it was probably deleted when they did the housecleaning and dumped most of the archives.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 28, 2014 1:34 AM |
Let's Pretend We're in a Stevie Nicks Video!
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 28, 2014 1:42 AM |
Things we used to do but can't anymore. Best writing and stories ever at DL.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | June 28, 2014 1:46 AM |
The guy who used to work in a NYC bathhouse and listed a lot of the celebs who were customers.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | July 4, 2014 2:45 PM |
Sows at the Trough
Carwash Queen
The Nasty Pig Rude Sales Bottom
The original Helen Lawson threads
Baked Potato Bar
The Original MichFest Thread
by Anonymous | reply 139 | July 4, 2014 3:11 PM |
I found the original Nasty Pig thread and have been howling with laughter all over again. My favorite part was where someone found the YouTube page of the founder, who fancies himself a spoken-word artist, and one of you bitches left this in the comments:
[quote]I vibe on your rhyming!
[quote]You do it so well!
[quote]But you still don't sell tees
[quote]In X-X-X-L!
by Anonymous | reply 140 | April 25, 2016 3:52 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 21, 2016 11:20 AM |
Memorable? Yes the 9/11 thread.
The Butch Sous Chef threads. Do I really need to say why?
But on a lighter note: The Thanksgiving family gatherings threads. I LOVE them. I also love the insider celebrity gossip threads, especially about Old Hollywood.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 21, 2016 12:45 PM |
weekend bump
by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 12, 2019 4:48 PM |
The Marriage of Bigaro, a tale of Star Jones' wedding.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 12, 2019 4:54 PM |
Sauce or Gravy
by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 12, 2019 5:02 PM |
I liked the insights of Celebrity Caterer and the sweet Suzie who used to post here before they were run off by hater trolls.
The Sumerian threads were hilarious AND a challenge as you had to do research in order to post something witty.
Genius and fun.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 12, 2019 5:23 PM |
I hope we do not run off the Poll Troll.
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r146.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 12, 2019 5:24 PM |
Shitty Little Anne on the train.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 12, 2019 5:39 PM |