Shitting the sheets

Is it always a dealbreaker?

Will. Not. Lecture. On. How. Piss. And. Shit. Are. Possessive. Verbs.
Not necessarily
Shitty%20Little%20Ann
R1 never shits the sheets because the cement block directly inside her anus does not allow anything out or in. As for the topic at hand, I've never experienced it. Does this really happen? Doesn't someone have a sense that something's about to... occur, and head it off at the pass, so to speak?
What is a 'possessive verb,' R2? I've never heard of such a thing. Do you mean intransitive?
girls, girls - you're both shitty.
lucy%20stuhls
Meet the SST The Simple Situation Troll
One. Shits. ***ON.*** The. Sheets.
One overuses the full stop and the asterisk. Please seek professional help.
Happened to me once. The guy I was with just shrugged, smiled and said, "Shit happens."
You had sex with Danny Thomas?
I would die if this happened to me.
Douche.
It's Chrisshmas time in the shitty!
Liza%20with%20a%20%22Z%22
We mens menstruate too.
I still don't know what a 'possessive verb ' is. Is this some new-fangled grammatical term?
No - but people are really unhappy when you clog up all the toilets.
Lindsay%20Lohan
Will. Not. Lecture. On. Nonexistence. Of. So-called. "Possessive." Verbs.
Pooping in stores and now this thread.
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No r15. r1 = r7. Must have meant phrasal verb, but is wrong on that count too. r7 - "Shitting" does not require a particle after it in certain colloquial uses e.g. "You really shit the bed on this one."
This thread is totally gross.
Cheryl
R19 just took R1 to school. Go shit yourself, R1.
[quote]As for the topic at hand, I've never experienced it. Does this really happen? Doesn't someone have a sense that something's about to... occur, and head it off at the pass, so to speak? It happened to me when I was taking the antibiotic, Clindamycin. The poop comes out without any warning at all. By the time you realize what's happening, it's too late.
what were the circumstances? was it after you were fucked?
I dated a guy who wasn't exactly incontinent, but had problems. The problem wasn't apparent at the beginning, but lets just say I had to throw out a down mattress pad. And, as it turned out, that was the least of his problems.
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Stop getting fisted sluts!
Seriously, does this happen as frequently as the thread suggests?
"but people are really unhappy when you clog up all the toilets." Tell me about it!
Kirker
Shitty Little Anne does it all the time.
poops are people too!
R28, see R2.
A guy I was with shat the bed while I was fucking him. Does that count?
[quote]Meet the SST The Simple Situation Troll aka the Shitty Sheets Troll I slit a sheet A sheet I slit And on that slitted sheet I sit!
Shit as lube is hot.
[quote]what were the circumstances? was it after you were fucked? I was getting ready for work in the morning. Was about to leave the house when my bowels emptied into my underwear.
are you people for real? you are sick disgusting perverted lying sociopaths to even be discussing this. Grow up and/ get help.
R35 please take a dump in my mouth
Seriously, this thread is not to be sniffed at.
Zak%2C%20aka%20Capt.%20Obvious
This board has become Germany.
I've always fantasized about a guy taking a shit on my chest and then smearing it all over. I'd never actually do that though.
Ohshit
Are you Cartman's mom?
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Great Shalamar song. "Grab your coat and wave goodbye to your friends (Grab your coat and wave goodbye) I wanna take you where the night never ends (Please don't say no) I feel the need to sweep you offa your feet (You and me) You and me, we should be shitting on the sheets (shitting on the sheets)"
[quote]I've always fantasized about a guy taking a shit on my chest That scenario kind of happened to a friend of mine. Not by his choice. He was having a three way with this couple that he didn't really know. The one guy was squatting over his chest and my friend was sucking his dick. All of a sudden he felt and smelled something and realized this guy had taken a shit on his chest, while his partner watched and laughed. This was evidently something they liked to do in three ways with permission or without. What a sweet couple.
R42: Do you have their number? I once streaked the sheets. I was fooling around with a HOT reality tv star up in the Hollywood Hills apartment he shared and he had a VERY white bed. White sheets, white blankets, white pillows (one of those types of fags) and anyway, we were fooling around for a while and I *THOUGHT* I had wiped good and hard and at one point, he pulls me towards him really hard, and I'm kind of petite so it was really forceful. Anyway, I looked down and realized I had streaked about 7 inches on his sheets. He didn't know what happened so I kind of rolled up the blankets to cover it and prayed it wouldn't happen again. Anyway, we had fun but he never returned my texts so I guess he found out.
Wiping....douche and wash you gross filthy men.
Shingle bellsh Shingle bellsh It's Christmash time in the shitty
Liza
100% deal-breaker. I can never look you in the face again after seeing your feces.
Wasn't "Shitting the Sheets" a Shalamar hit from the '80s?
Sorry. Didn't notice R41. Never mind.
R47
name please R43.
When I bottom, I am very, very clean. But it's definitely happened a few times that I thought for sure I was fine and I wasn't. What are you going to do? You're fucking in the ass, sometimes a little feces is gonna come out. It's unfortunate and gross, but oh well. Is that what the OP is asking about? Or actually having this happen when anal sex isn't involved?
Need%20to%20go%20deeper%2C%20OP
I did a weekend in Russian River (CA) and stayed at one of the resorts. First day there I unknowingly brought to my room local legend, "He Who Does Not Wipe". Discovered this halfway into our session. Also discovered that brown and white are not good colors for me (I'm a summer). He did apologize for his "looseness". Gee thanks. Spent the rest of the weekend sleeping on the couch (too embarrassed to ask for extra sheets).
Oh%20Shit
I've heard about this before...
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Can't be worse than leaving vaginal secretions on the sheets. Now that is fucking repulsive.
I once lived with 2 guys who were a couple. They'd fuck in the shower and I'd always find runny shit streaks in the tub. I complained but they didn't care. I certainly never left of mess for them with my dates.
Perhaps keep a couple of towels within easy reach of the bed. If intimacy gets to the fucking stage, grab a towel to throw under the hips. An ounce of prevention....
Anomynous%20
[quote] We only have two towels.
R56 I hope you asked Santa for towels this year. How do you [italic] live [/italic] with two towels?!!
R55
I hate the smell of pulling out. And that shit lasts for DAYS
R58, don't you use condoms?
Anomynous%20
if the bottom is clean, there is no shitty smell when you pull out.
I once farted when I came. Slippery slope?
[quote]Can't be worse than leaving vaginal secretions on the sheets. Now that is fucking repulsive. Nice try, shit boy.
what is the best way to completely clean out, seriously?
The Shit Trolls scare me. I once started a legitimate thread, wondering if there were people who were really into farts. Some guy I knew once claimed he was. (Thankfully it was a long distance friendship.) My thread last 45 seconds and was promptly deleted. I miss the Webmaster.
Zak%2C%20%22Get%20off%20the%20hell%20off%20of%20my%20lawn%20you%20PUNKS%21%22
Same here R64! I started a thread once asking if people fart in front of their significant others. Anyway, my thread was deleted and my DL membership was banned within minutes! No reason was ever given, so I had to assume that shit and fart threads are OFF LIMITS here on DL...they are a big, unspoken NO-NO!!!
Don%27t%20even%20THINK%20about%20farts%20or%20poop
That's weird, R65, given some of the topics that flow freely here.
I was once tagged and banned for saying "fart", it was the early days of DL I was FP145
Not if your Zac Efron who loves skid marked undies.
Somebody posted here years ago about a drunk Kyan Douglas shitting the sheets when they hooked up. According to the story, he tried to laugh it off and said "Oops, I'm a little messy!"
I thought celebrities don't poop, R69?
I'd lick Zac's
A turd momma, a turd!
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Always poop on a towel
I use tons of bleach I hate when they pinch a loaf when i pull out.
^ ^ What
That´s why I bought all my sheets the same color: brown
I farted right in a guy's face once as he was using a toy on me. Humiliating.
Try my sex life! Nun: Your flesh Your flesh must be cleaned Man: Oh my god nun Nun what are you doing Nun: We're going to beat the evil together Man: Together Nun: All the evil will spill out of you Man: With gods help Nun: With gods help Yes Man: Yes with gods help. Take distance nun Nun: Let it out So it's right brother let it out Man: In urine and shit we're born and in urine and shit we will be reborn Nun: I rescued you from the evil of this world I took in myself
Church%20of%20fudge
poops are people too!
Well, shit the bed! One of my favorite lines to use when things go wrong.
Well, we all know it's a crapshoot (sp?).
That's hot, R78. Will someone with a DL subscription pleasd post a new thread about farting and how some guys find it erotic. It's hot when straight guys hang out together and blast their ass trumpets.
I once rammed this hot bald black guy. He sharted all over my Charlotte Thomas Bespoke sheets.
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