Batman: Blue Jeans on fire! Blue jeans on fire!
Superman: Cowboy hamburger. New York! Let's go!
When you consider how Superman will probably shatter Batman's spine when he ejaculates, the look of resignation in Bruce's face really hits home.
Superman: My large penis is in you for happy feelings.
Batman: It is not bringing me good luck!
Why do they look like twins?!
Will the NYTimes wedding troll have something to say?
I'm creeped out by the Superman and Batman equivalents in The Authority, Apollo and the Midnighter, who are a gay couple. They're both nasty killers, and the Midnighter is a sadist who enjoys fucking a rapist to death with a jackhammer up the ass.
Unclench, R5. It's a comic book, not fodder for a Comparative Liberal Studies essay at an NYU summer session class.
R6 clearly hasn't set foot in a university in a while.
Seriously? It's a little blurry and my Japanese is a bit rusty, but it looks like it says:
Ah, this is great, isn't it, Bruce?
I want you to see that this is the way I am leaving my mark on your insides.
... I see ...
Superman: Ruthlessly repudiate the running dog lackeys of the imperialist hordes!
Batman: My inside fire burns as does the love of the people for the Dear Leader!
Even the consensual Superman/Batman sex drawings feel icky. They're too similar looking.
One would think there would be more Superman/Jimmy slash, but alas...
SUPERMAN: Honor the emperor! May he hold the Chrysanthemum Throne for a full thousand years!
Also, honor the empress! Beloved mother to her people!
...My heart is full of admiration for the imperial couple!...
Are the symbols behind Superman's thrusting pelvis the Japanese translation for 'fart' or the 'pphhtttt' noise that somtimes happen during anal penetration??
It's impossible to believe Superman would ever be a top (even under the influence of red kryptonite), or that Batman would ever be a bottom.
R11 cracked me up.
Superman: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as man!
Batman: Please sir to do fanservice?
Superman: You honor my penis with the tight constriction of your anal orifice!
Batman: It is I who is honored with your penetration.
Superman:My first cat was a shelter cat named Bootsie Gumdrops.
Batman:We're so sorry, Cassie.
One good day, we will see
Arising a strand of smoke
Over the far horizon on the sea
And then the ship appears
And then the ship is white
It enters into the port, it rumbles its salute.
Do you see it? He is coming!
Japanese here. This is a translate.
From the top:
「Yeah, great, Bluce」
「I wish I can show you how your organ tangling mine」
Please F&F the male rape troll who's been posting the kind of shit for days.
Some of Emperor's ancestors were written as gay in history books called "Kiki" written around 8th century by Emperor's famly themselves. Homosexuality were part of culture in Japan until late 19th century.
Commodore Perry and President Fillmore asked Japanese goverment to ban homosexuality if Japan wanted to be looked as "a civilized country". Fucking idiots.
[quote]Hey...let's be honest, there are gay guys who rape other guys.
And there are lesbians who beat their girlfriends, straight men who do both, and women who kill their children. Your point?
This is clearly a joke thread meant for laughs, Aspy. Get a grip. Are you this socially challenged in person?
No way is Batman a bottom (which proves this is rape). Superman pretends to be a top but he's really quite versatile and enjoys bottoming. But he's conflicted about it because he defines himself in uber-masculine terms, hence the need to overpower Batman and take him by force.
R31, calm down sweetie! You remind me of these small barking dogs. They get excited and bark all the time! I didn't say anything pejorative about gay guys, i just wondered if someone from DL have ever raped anyone, that's all.
Superman: It's all because of you, I'm feeling sad and blue you went away, now my life is just a rainy day and I love you so, how much you'll never know you've gone away and left me lonely.
R33 = right winger trolling
Superman: Me so horny
Batman: Me Love You Long Time
Funky Cold Medina
But you're wrong, R32. Like a lot of right wing billionaire bullies, Bruce actually likes to be dominated sexually. Especially by a big-dicked twink like me.
Robin aka "Dick" Grayson
R23/R26/R33/R35 needs to take her "curiosity," shove it up her ass, and waddle back to the donut shop.
Just in case you didn't notice it, Superman's red kryptonite ring indicates he is under the unpredictable power of the scarlet mindfuck, and so he likely has overpowered and, yes, raped Batman, who he has punched and abused.
But then Bruce discovers he likes it. And so they continue even when the ring is off.
Batman, the bottom guy? How come? I thought he was exclusively straight...
Are there many macho 'men' like Batman who seem very straight and they are bottoms?
They don't mention that Batman was in the process of fucking the Invisible Man when Superman swooped down and turned him into a sandwich.
Yes but was it rape rape?
Would one of you Japanese experts kindly translate the symbols on the ceramic vase, shown at the link? My father got this vase when in Nagasaki in 1945 or 1946. He claims to have been among the first US sailors to have entered the city after the bomb. He related that the Japanese were petrified of the Americans, and when the Americans asked to buy things, like this little vase, the locals would say "you take", because they were too scared to barter.
Sorry to be off topic, but I've been trying to figure out how to get this translated forever. Thanks.
R50 / R51, it has a chip on the rim. In any case, the characters on the bottom say "Made in Hong Kong"
Your father took it without paying for it?
R53, are you kidding me? Does it really say "Made in Hong Kong"? I would be shocked! I would have thought it was made locally.
No, I don't know what my father paid for it, and I shouldn't have implied that he took it for free. He's gone now, so I can't ask him.
Are they interested in a fourgy?
OK -- Superman and Batman: Cut or Uncut?
If Superman was cut, it must have been on Krypton; nothing here could do it.
If Superman is uncut, the circumcision would have had to be done on Krypton or else with a kryptonite scalpel on Earth.
Superman: Ewww! Guano butt!
Batman: Faster is not better.