I'm going to my ex's holiday party tonight

He's going to unveil his new boyfriend tonight. Ugh. He broke up with me, because I cheated. I need to do something to show him that I don't give a fuck. What about hooking up with his best friend? Any other suggestions?

• Go big Op, blow the new bf in your ex's bathroom.

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• Why are you subjecting yourself to this? Why are you subjecting him to this?

• Get as drunk as you can before you even arrive. Try some everclear and orange juice or something. You will be the life of the party and everyone will talk about how foolish he was to ditch you.

• Dress yourself up like Maleficent in Disney's Sleeping Beauty, and pronounce a curse from the doorway so that your ex may prick his finger and enter a living death.

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• Throw a hysterical fit in the middle of the party and tell him you've always loved him and always will. For best effect, you should be wearing an off-the-shoulder beaded evening dress, much like the one Nancy Reagan wore to the inauguration ball.

• How about not going?

• [quote] He's going to unveil his new boyfriend tonight. Is your ex Tim Curry?

• Don't try Nancy's pompadour, though. If she couldn't carry it off I doubt you can.

• Steal his cat

• Show everyone you do not care as you do a walk of shame the entire night.

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• [quote]He's going to unveil his new boyfriend tonight In the same way Ford would unveil its new car models on a special TV show in the 1950s? Will he be on a rotating platform dressed entirely in white, with a beautiful blonde woman in an evening gown pointing and gesturing toward him?

• [quote]I need to do something to show him that I don't give a fuck. You already demonstrated that to him when you cheated on him. You seem quite selfish and insecure.

• Seduce the new bf in a back bedroom and make sure you get caught in the act.

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• he is probably a shreaking gayling. no need to worry.

• Just send your regrets.

• What's with the dope misspelling "shrieking" all over the place?

• This will end in tears and permanent eggnog stains. Make other plans, honey bun.

• Take a dainty dump in the punchbowl.

• Op, if you cheated on him, you deserve to have his new happiness rubbed in your smug face.

• OP, go and take your punishment like a man. You know you deserve it.

• [quote]In the same way Ford would unveil its new car models on a special TV show in the 1950s? Will he be on a rotating platform dressed entirely in white, with a beautiful blonde woman in an evening gown pointing and gesturing toward him? Like this?

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• Well, the party was nice. The caterer was a mutual friend who did an excellent menu with a lot of my favorites, which made me go hmmmm. Anyway, the new boyfriend is at least 5 years older than me and is a runner. Nice body, but the face looked a little weather-beaten. He was going on and on about how he's going to get the ex into running and marathons (my thought bubble was like good luck with that one toots). The ex was welcoming and polite, the new bf was seriously checking me out. Anyway, everyone was saying how cute I looked last night, so first mission was accomplished. Second mission regarding the best friend was accomplished as well. Oh, and the pièce de résistance, I just casually thanked him for a lovely evening on Facebook, so the ex will be sure to see it.

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• OP, how do you know the ex and his new bf aren't DL'ers?

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• Queen drama. If you didn't give a fuck, you wouldn't even think about going to the party. Maybe you do give a fuck that you've been easily replaced? Not so special after all, are you?

• Get a blog.

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• My, R23, you must be a catch. It seems everyone wants to fuck you.

• OP is a sad lonley 60 year old who repeats old Datalounge threads pretending they're new.

• OP is a cheating asshole. I'm glad his jilted ex is now in a good relationship.

• You looked "cute", OP? Too bad it couldn't have been handsome, hot, or sexually attractive.

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• See if Rafael Alencar is available and invite him for an hour.

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