Will Les Miserables have to edit out the death of Gavroche?
The little boy does get shot to death, after all.
He's an annoying little bugger, anyway.
Artful%20Codger
Are you familiar with the term "spoiler alert"?
Pst, R1, the serpent tempts Eve to eat fruit from the tree.
Fuck you, OP. The movie hasn't opened where I live yet. It opens on Christmas Day. Thanks for ruining Christmas.
R3, if a mediocre movie musical is making your Christmas, I feel bad for you.
see%20Parental%20Guidance%20instead%21%20
Erm, just about everyone dies in Les Mis but they all come back at the end for one more rousing chorus. I thought everybody knew this.
[quote]Fuck you, OP. The movie hasn't opened where I live yet. It opens on Christmas Day. Thanks for ruining Christmas.
Do you hear the people sing / Singing a song of angry men . . .
Because everyone else has.
This musical has been around for a few years.
More to the point, there are nine million film versions of this story. And the novel has been around since the 1860s.
Here's a few more "surprise spoilers" for the holiday season:
The six Americans get rescued by the Argo mission.
Anna Karenina throws herself under a train.
Lincoln gets shot.
Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings.
Tiny Tim lives.
Anyone who needs a "spoiler alert" when discussing LES MIS is an illiterate idiot who deserves everything they get.
Victor%20Hugo
ROSEBUD WAS THE NAME OF HIS SLED!
He doesn't die in the musical, R1. Jean Valjean takes Gavroche to live on a farm in the country and then Valjean returns for the finale.
Your%20Mom
They should just pull it from theaters period. No one will miss it.
[quote]They should just pull it from theaters period. No one will miss it.
Nice try, Sally.
Anne%20Hathaway
R1 is a parody shit stirrer. No person outside red state flyover country with an education beyond 8th grade needs a spoiler alert for this.