How many of us on DL have had a "purse string" operation?

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the procedure. It tightens up the anus that has become a floppenhauser and an embarrassment. The wimmen have a similar procedure for their vagina when it becomes a vagianta. I understand the recovery is lengthy and fairly painful, but are results a revitalize and usable love portal?

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• Keep trying, OP. Or, actually, don't.

• I would suggest kegel exercizes, OP, but it might create dangerous winds in your community.