Told a bizarre story that he discovered Santa was his dad when his Dad stepped on his hair while sneaking presents under the tree, and Hugh could see his penis up his robe. Bizarre moment.
Not so bizarre.
The subtext was it was the first penis Baby Hughie had ever seen not his own, and from then on Hugh knew exactly what he wanted for Xmas... COCK!
I read that story on nifty.
So, Hugh immediately knew it was his dad because he recognized his cock?
"So, Hugh immediately knew it was his dad because he recognized his cock?"
Maybe the hamster duct taped to it gave it away?
now we get it - traumatized by the adult male member, little gay Hugh could not accept his love of cock because everytime he thought about cock he thought of Dad.
So he married a manly woman, adopted children and only had sex with his assistant do he could write it off as business.
Asexuality has a poster boy now.