This cappuccino is the tits!

Fuck yeah, I fucking love this nespresso. This shit is better than balling Tom Cruise with a strap on. NO fucking compromise, bitches, i just sit here and pretend to read while some fucking asshole makes me a perfect fucking coffee beverage. Maybe after, Ill let him motorboat my freshly caffinated funbags I hope that fat ass Salma Hayek is watching some basic cable in some basic coffee shop right now like the basic bitch she is. Best fucking coffee shop ever. Come over here Pedro. I need some cream.

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• Fuck yesh

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D6KBAcs7gsZY

• The video for the background music is UH-MAZZZZING, dahling.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DJRWox-i6aAk

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• Do Americans know about George Clooney's whoring for Nespresso in Europe? And that Eva Longoria shills for "Sheba" cat food?

• I LOL'ed.

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• I see potential for a Penbot!

• hey you fucking cum junkies, clean the jizz outta your ears and get one of these fucking nescafe machines. Please! it'll get you so much dick youll be wishing you had more holes in your ass. I promise!

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