Fuck yeah, I fucking love this nespresso. This shit is better than balling Tom Cruise with a strap on. NO fucking compromise, bitches, i just sit here and pretend to read while some fucking asshole makes me a perfect fucking coffee beverage. Maybe after, Ill let him motorboat my freshly caffinated funbags I hope that fat ass Salma Hayek is watching some basic cable in some basic coffee shop right now like the basic bitch she is. Best fucking coffee shop ever. Come over here Pedro. I need some cream.
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