Baby Black Swan?
Feather emerges out of 7-month-old's neck.
http%3A//www.cnn.com/video/%3F/video/us/2012/12/13/dnt-ks-baby-impaled-by-feather.kwch
- I know what happened: the mom has down pillows on her bed, ones that leak pillows. When the babydaddy was pounding her on the night the baby was conceived, one of the down feathers stuck to the mattress got stuck on his sticky penis and then lodged inside of her before he pulled out. The feather made its way up to her uterus, swimming along with the daddysperm, and got caught up in the ectoplasm as the embryo and then fetus formed.
- By thunder, R1, I believe you've solved the case.
- The real sad story is that this pretty but clueless low information couple is reproducing.
Father - the body being the crazy thing that it is rejected it.
Mother- I guess they just put things in their mouths. But we got it ou.
herteronormative%20my%20ass
- That daddy is hawt
L.L.
- [quote] the mom has down pillows on her bed, ones that leak pillows.
Pillows that leak pillows? Fascinating!
- Sorry, R5 - meant "leak feathers."
- What is written on the mother's hand (you can see it at 0:42 as she feeds the baby)? Why are the baby's toe nails painted orange?
Stewie%20Griffin
- Is R1 right? That is crazy.
- r7, I've noticed that more and more the last ten years or so, babies with their toenails painted, ears already pierced, stuff like that. Mostly seen this with trashy people who don't realize that their babies are not dolls or toys to "accessorize".
- I think it's meant to be a sign of indulgence in regards to luxury. Meaning, my baby gets the best, bitches!
- Will the baby die when all her stuffing comes out?
- What a bunch of redneck lousy parents. You should be watching your kid. Jerks.
- I still don't get how the feather got there.
- After some extensive research, I've discovered that there is some precedence for this. This little girl will develop into something...unusual.
http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D0YwnAdT9I_o
- That man is certainly a DILF!
