Stupid Shit You Care About

My dad died on me. There's ceramic chicken we've repaired a dozen times. It was my mother's. The banker dude was just here to evaluate the trust. Apparently, I was defensive. I'm supposed to hide the good stuff. I don't care about the valuable crap. Instead, I'm worried about this dumb chicken.

• I have a similar situation, OP. I own two purple ceramic poodles that are from the 1950s. They are about 18 inches tall, have a painted gold collar with fake diamonds in them. They are kinda tacky, but boy do I love them. They belonged to my grandmother.

• DataLounge.

• An old wooden pig, an old pair of boots from a memorable motorcycle trip in Italy..

• There are two chairs my cats have scratched the shit out of; I could repair both. He wants to put up for auction.

  OP

• The OP broke open the chicken and hid valuable items in. That's why he had to repair it and that's why he wants it so bad.

• OH MY WORD Shelby Junior High is being evacuated because of a gas leak.