Why didn't you tell me that John Barrowman was in Zero Dark Thirty?

All of the sudden he was just there, on the screen. Why wasn't I given a "heads up"?

• Did it make your little head go up, too?

• He has like ten seconds of screentime.

• Unless he's naked, what's the point of telling you?

• You do know that John is on the new tv show "Arrow", right?

• Isn't this Katheryn Bigalow's new movie. What the fuck is Barrowman doing in this type of movie. It's not a cheesy singing and dancing movie.

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• Calm down! He only has three very short scenes and two lines so he doesn't have an opportunity to ruin the movie.

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• So fat.

• We tried to tell you, but you were incapacitated by drugs.

• It was a bit wtf. Given that I've never seen him do anything other than soap opera style acting. So camp in Desperate Housewives.