Amish Mafia - hot? thuggery?

I've only watched half the opening episode, but I like it. Two of the lads are .. a bit hot, in a Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way.

• No such thing as Amish Mafia. The whole thing is made up.

• Well, they should probably call it Amish Meanies to be more accurate.

• I read it was totally fake.

• The damage to the car does not really match up with the damage to the buggy. Did he try to make a left-hand turn in front of it?

• "Amishy" .. LOL

• I'm surprised the Discovery Channel would air something totally fictional.

• Notify me when someone does a show called "Amish Male Strippers"

• I'd do the blonde.

• There have been shows recently about the Amish, Hutterites, Gypsies, and polygamist Mormons. When are we going to see a show about Orthodox Jews? I'm sure the pubic would be fascinated about the goings on of this secretive community.

• What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG! clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop? An Amish drive by shooting.

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• Spike TV is rushing "Quaker Mafia" into production to compete.

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• Rumspringa!

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• Around here, it's actually called, The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows.

• We need Amish porn!

• r9, "Oprah's Last Chapter" did two episodes on Orthodox Jews of Brooklyn.

• They're right about supposed locally-made items sold to tourists that are manufactured in China.

• [quote]The Mennonite Mafia - because they own everything, and only hire their fellows. Can't they be sued for discriminatory hiring practices?

• Jolin and John are cute.

• A disclaimer at the end of each episode says these are true incidents recreated for the show.

• Do they feature drive-by shunnings?

• Lots of the Amish have that inbreeding problem that you see in certain Jewish populations so the chances of being Amish and extremely attractive are rare. Adopted children from Amish populations lack this inbred appearance, you'll notice.

• You know it's fake because when the Amish guy with the weird accent goes to shake down the fake Amish vender selling on their land the blonde one pushes the camera down to stop them from filming it and there's no way in Hell a real pro camera guy would let a subject do that with absolutely no resistance.

• I want Jolin to fuck me with his big uncut cock. There . . . I said it.

• Are we supposed to believe that nerdy bitch with the glasses and the bonnet is some kind of Amish seductress?

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• What's the language they sometimes use. Is it a variant of German?

• The language they speak is Pennsylvania Dutch, also known as Pennsylvania German. It is a low form of German. But anything Jolin says is hot . .no matter what language.

• At church services they speak Hoch Deutsch (High German).

• r22, disclaimer says all incidents are true. They've been recreated for the program.

• "Amishy, strange, certainly uncut way." This belongs in the Datalounge Book of Phrases. Try to use it at least five times today at work.

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• "Next exciting episode" is January 2nd at 9:00ET on Discovery.

• The only Amish guy I found hot was Randy from "Amish In The City," BTW, he's no longer Amish...

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• Inbred, dirty, smelly, and selfish. What more could you want?

• Uncut? I wouldn't bet on it.

• Some of you have extremely low standards.

• Just found this on the Discovery Channel. Some kind of 3-hour special is on now. It's like the Sopranos meet the Old Testament.