The Johnson and Johnson company, makes of Lemon Pledge, has been doing biblical research in order to slant their advertising more to the right, and they made this earth shaking discovery. The results of countless dust samples provided little indication any of of the samples had been part of a human. Then on Nov. 12, 2012 a researcher noticed a pronounced odor of stale fruit, snake piss and fish was coming from one of the specimens. After intense testing at Cern in Switzerland, the specimen was determined to have come from the Mesopotamian region (now Iraq) and at one time been part of males belly button. A new form of gene sequencing was performed and it came up as the first male on earth. The snake piss is believed to be from the devil that propositioned Adams wife, who's full name was Summers Eve. It is presumed that is why the strong stench of fruit, snake piss and fish.
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