Hets

Breeders Please give us your best witty and bitchy derogatory terms for those people who make our world so drab and drear. In a spirit of fun of course, not for discrimination purposes.

• I mean, they have so many terms for us, and yet when I think about say an Antonin Scalia, it seems like there ought to be a more amusing term to describe him.

• Only one I know is Breeders. I'm sad now. I should know more.

• Haterosexuals.

• For a while, I was wondering what hats had to do with breeding.

• Oppo-sexer Unfabulous Straightie

• Plebians.

• Egg packers

• My dear, late friend referred to breeder offspring as "vaginal droppings". I still use this one on occasion as an homage to my friend.

• In general, hetty or hetties in plural. Women: shrewish spermcatchers. Men: the pussywhipped.

• Spermcatcher is good. I like that one.

• Hivestock

• Except it only works for women. If you used it on a man, he'd be gay.

• Sprog progenitors.

• hermaphrodites is a good one because of the androgynous character of their relationship.What kind of masculine man can spend his entire life having sex with someone that doesn't have his same body parts? it seems that after all, "straight" men are not as masculine as society want us to think. the hermaphroditic/androgynous dual nature of these sorts of men is pretty evident.

• Don't think too much r14

• Or crotch droppings, R8

• Before gays in the military we could call them cannon fodder, but now we are too.... We could call the women "Replacement foreskins"

• The others.

• Spawners.

• Proponents of opposite-sex marriage.

• Mom and dad, maybe...

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• Country Music fans

• opposite sexers

• ...oh and it is really is a sign of low self esteem to view yourself as a 'vaginal dropping' considering that you are the offspring of breeders. And if you are wondering what a frau such as myself is doing here on datalounge, it is a combination of a deep appreciation of senseless bitchery and the endless education that you provide... That being said, you should love your parents more.

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• The difference between heterosexuals and Dataloungers is that heterosexuals have figured out that it is not cool to hate women. Yes, you bitchy fags, and you self-loathing women, are in fact way more contemptuous of women than heterosexual culture in general. So praise yourself for a job well done. You are the real Republicans.

• r25, that is Rethuglican, dear.

• Crotch fruit bearers.

• It's just sad when the down trodden flail while trying to punch back.

• For straight men: Pleated pants-wearers. For straight women: Eterna-Bridezilla. For both: Entitlement bearers. Privilege takers. Face-to-face fuckers. The securely married. Boring people.

• Hets works for me. It's not inherently negative, but can develop a suitable negative connotation based on use. Most of use don't hate hets per se. We just find them amusing or irritating from time to time.

• Male hettys: bearded clam breath. Female hettys:dick breath or cum breath.Lezzies claim they can tell a bi girl from her cum breath!

• Cellulite Fuckers for the Heteroid Men. Dingleberry Huffers for the ladies.

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• It is no more excusable for any gay person to categorically hate ALL heterosexuals for the acts of a few than it is for any black person to categorically hate ALL white people for the acts of a few.

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• Well said, 34. The problem with the upside of this place - the wit, the insight, often times the decency - are the fucked up sad sacks who would probably be on Free Republic or someplace like it, if they didn't like dick.

• "You people" works in a variety of situations. However, it must accompany an action in the eyebrows reflecting amused indifference and the right tone of voice to capture the derision intended. And you people call yourselves gay.

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• Tee-hee. Heteroids sounds like an anal disease. R34, Miss Prissy, they all deserve some comeuppance, would you not agree?

• S.I.T.C.O.M. Single Income Two Children Oppressive Marriage

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• Sperm donors. No fun. Batting for the wrong team.

• Heteronomials sounds like some kind of math thing.

• Booby Dreaming Self-Fingering Clods Heterostomy Bags Poorly Controlled Colons

• Virginal, or is it Vaginal, Sphincters Frito-Lay Customers Automobile Freaks for the men

• Replicators

• Wow - this thread is depressing.

• So far, I like "Replicators" and "Spearmcatchers" best

• Fashion Challenged

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• Latent same sexers

• Late Bloomers

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