Threads presently on DataLounge started by the same OCD troll
DL has experienced an unusually severe troll attack this past weekend, and we felt you should be made aware of it. No, this troll isn't malicious or hateful, but many of you are taking the threads it posts seriously, so please be advised. Here are most of the threads it's posted - as you can see, it is fond of posing threads in the form of a question, similar to G/R/Umpy (though he is not the culprit):
"What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?"
"I've never fucked a woman"
"Do you talk to yourself when no one's around?"
"A standing ovation at a bridal shower? Too much?"
"What's your favorite nun movie?"
"How does anal sex feel like?"
"Did you ever attend boarding school?"
"Why is NYC's theater district so ugly?"
"Why do realtors make so much money?"
"Who are the famous people on DL?"
"Jockstraps: do you like them and do they turn you on?"
"Why aren't cat treats made from mouse and rat meat?"
"What does 'jock' in a profile mean?"
"Do Dominicans make good houseboys?"
"What happened to Paul Brickman?"
"Do you think that gym management are aware of the sexual activity that goes on in their gyms?"
"So was Tony Scott a homo?"
"What do we know about David Lyons?"
"Flashing or fucking the UPS guy"
"Growing up in the early-to-mid-90s"
"I ate some refried beans, please pray for me!"
"Calorie free food for thought"
"Did Marilyn Monroe really say all those philosophical quotes?"
"Where is the Christmas Mouse?"
"Adorable DEBBIE REYNOLDS!"
"Is there really a thin line between love & hate?"
"Questions + problems for home decor experts"
"Something is living under my house"
"I'm looking for a nice resort to go to for Xmas, any suggestions"
"Why do so many on DL say that Brit men all seem gay?"
"Will a mainstream actor ever do porn?"
"Do restaurants get better food delivered than what's available in supermarkets?"
"Do you hate your job?"
"Where can you find rough trade in NYC?"
...and the most troll-y of all:
"I was born with two penises, one above the other and a double scrotum with 4 testis."
OP, I think you're cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. BTW I'm the one that started the "Do you talk to yourself when nobody's around" thread. And none of the others.
I started "was Tony Scott a homo"...and none of the others...
OP is trying to sound like the official DL webmaster but I don't think he is.
The "What does 'jock' in a profile mean?" thread was started in JUNE.
I'm responsible for most of the "Anne Hathaway should die a slow and painful death - and not just in the movies!" threads.
"Threads presently on DataLounge started by the same OCD troll"
...And I just reply to the ones R4 creates.
We know, R4, which is why we did not include you in our list. R1-R3: our methodology is accurate but not 100% so. We apologize if there are any minor oversights.
They were great posts, I loved them all
Looking at the threads on this list it's pretty hard *not* to figure out that at least 80% of them were written by the same poster. I mean, please: telling your sister you fucked her bf? Standing ovations at bridal showers? Cat treats made from rats and mice? It takes a "special" mind to come up with this shit...
R7, are you saying I've been under investigation by the DTDT? Did anyone testify against me?
[quote] It takes a "special" mind to come up with this shit...
More special than this neurotic hell of a thread.
[quote]It takes a "special" mind to come up with this shit...
Are you insinuating this troll also started the "You're not allowed to call the mentally retarded 'mentally retarded' anymore" thread as well?
Aw, I think it's sweet that someone is trying so hard to entertain us.
No idea, R12. I haven't seen that one.
R4/R10, I did report you, because while we both hate Anne Hathaway, I want to be her #1 hater.
I guess if Bette and Joan could co-exist, so can we.
Uh, OP, if it weren't for those threads this place would be dead. Who the fuck cares if they're trollish...... besides you?
Way more interesting than this piece of shit thread. F&F stalker OP.
The trolls are fun,I love these threads. The threads I hate are about dead movie queens and I bet ya they are all posted by the same troll. who had a bigger cock, Betty or Joan? Who was the biggest bitch? Was Faye Dunaway a cunt? That fucked up bitch Jane
ITA @ R18. How old are the queens who are so obsessed with Joan Crawford, Betty Davis, etc? They have to be 90.
We know OP meant to say "currently."
I started the "mainstream actor - porn" thread and NONE of the others.
I started three of the threads you posted, and I'm so happy I could irritate the shit out of you.
I started one of the threads you listed OP, but none of the others.
umm.. actually ADORABLE DEBBIE REYNOLDS (What's My Line? clip) was posted by me... and I am not the troll. Is troll dar messed up?
I don't see a problem. These are just conversation starters. As you say, OP, they aren't malicious attacks, they are just...NBD. I guess Webmaster could limit the number of threads a member can start in any given week, or day, or month but why bother.
Funny you should mention G)R)UMPY. I miss him. He was often outrageous and disgusting. He helped give DL a personality. We've run off many coloful posters. I miss them all, even the despicable ones. I even have no problem with a Troll Detection Team Troll.
Props to you, R15!
I think regardless of who starts the threads gay men will always have something to say about jock straps and things.
OP you dreadful hall monitor (the most hated troll on DL) have to much time on your hands.
R25, who said there's anything "wrong" with the threads? The problem isn't the threads, but rather the waaaaaaaaay-too-many people on DL who actually take them seriously. It's great that people want to give advice, but would they still be inclined to do so if it's all a setup or joke, and the OP doesn't actually *need* advice?
Ok, so let me get this straight, you're trolling the troll, op?
WAAYYY too much time on your hands
I think OP is the one who's OCD...
g/r/u/mpy lost his job and his home. He lives in a cardboard box and since he has no Internet access he starts DL threads by writing on the inside of the box.
Then he weeps.
The Hissing Eldergay (THE)
OP, you are deeply disturbed.
I started one of those threads. Only one.
And something is STILL living under my house.
Wow, that took a lot of time to type up, OP.
I love R4.
Keep up the good work!
All the ones listed by OP I've instinctively avoided. Not going to let the I paid $18 troll ruin this site like he/she ruined others. Those threads attract other trolls. Let them all stay on those threads. Like DL quarantine.
I started only one of those threads myself, because of my conflicted relationship with cheese. OP is going all Gloria Upson on us but we will have our asylum in Mountebank!
OP: You have too much time on your hands.
But your posts shows that DL clearly has a Pollyanna Prisspot infestation.
Tedium ensues . . .
you just know this freak OP posted the thread from WORK.
At 4am, R42?
You have never heard of the night shift, r43?
This thread reeks of meth.
I agree there has been an unusual flowering of new trolls this month on Datalounge. The most curious to me is the very prolific Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll: despite the fact he just won The Amazing Race, I still cannot imagine referring to him simply by his first name and expecting everyone to know who he is (like Barbra or Liza), or finding him sexually fascinating. I can only assume the Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll is Josh Kilmer-Purcell Troll himself.
There's also a new Anne Hathaway Troll, but it's pretty clear he's a troll in the real sense in that he wants to start up shit by posting about her (in other words, he's not fascinated by Anne herself but is fascinated by the currently ongoing fight between the Les Miz freaks and the people who are deeply annoyed by them, and he just wants to stir the shit up on that front as often as he can).
There's a new Harry Styles Troll who is not terribly interesting.
I'm disappointed there is not an Aaron Taylor-Johnson Troll, given how deeply beautiful he is in "Anna Karenina." I am thinking of becoming one.
Of course the best new troll of late (and probably the best in years) has been The Hissing Eldergay (THE).