I've only farted a few times in my life. Are you saying there are actually people who fart on a regular basis? Not just a few times a year at most? That's disgusting, I can't believe such filthy people exist. Don't tell me practically everyone masturbates and picks their nose too, that can't possibly be true!
I like to trumpet loud morning farts when my neighbors are out on their patio, hidden by the fence separating our backyards.
I cannot hear what they're saying, but if I can get them to pause in their conversation, I consider it a good day's work!
BR-A-A-P!
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I rarely fart or belch. As a vegetarian I eat lots of broccoli and beans and other so called gas producing foods. If you eat them those foods on a regular basis you produce the enzymes that deal with that problem.
I do indeed.
Wow. My Christmas gift from Datalounge has arrived early. A thread that actually stinks more than my pussy.
Cheryl
I do, but I have enough manners to be grossed out by it.
Don't a lot of people make farty noises when they poo? I certainly hear a lot of it in the work bathroom.
If you're hearing a lot of that noise, that should be your cue to vacant the bathroom IMMEDIATELY!
Your hair could be singed and your nose disabled for days.
Yes... and I also belch and fart when people are around.
