What is the best way to tell your sister that you've fucked her boyfriend?
(it was before he was her boyfriend) Christmas Eve or Christmas Day? Can I get Bravo to film it....this could be a series!!!
New Years Eve and you're all drunk
I would imagine it first depends on if you're a man or woman (although I think we already know the answer).
"Sis, did you ever have one of those times when, you know.., your boyfriend's hole wasn't as fresh?"
via long distance from another country
Through the Letters to the Editor column in TORSO Magazine, silly!
"Dear Editor, I never dreamed I'd be writing to you, but you'll never guess what happened to me..."
On a serious note.....this is so weird....and don't give me that he's bi crap!!!
Well, start by admitting that you have serious boundary issues.
No wait, start off by saying you recently [italic]discovered[/italic] you have serious boundary issues.
I have boundary issues?! r7
Sis, remember when when you got my hand-me-down jeans?
My ex fucked his dyke's sisters lipstick lesbian as well as his first cousin.
There is never a good time to reveal this.
It got worse from there.
He had a long list of every racial/ethnic group he wanted to dick.
Mission accomplished except for unfortunate incident when he contracted STD from Towson State University Student which I was lucky recipient after the fact.
"Well, the good news is that I got the test results and I'm HIV negative. So I can tell you right now he didn't get it from me."
I made out with and jacked off a guy my cousin ended up dating for a while. I told her after they broke up :-)
He was a stripper at gay bars, and one night he was working and I was practically the only customer there, so even after I was out of cash, he just spent time with me, basically giving me a non-stop lap-dance for an hour or so. I went home with my clothes soaked in his sweat (he was working hard for the money!)
They didn't have sex right away, but after a week I asked her if she knew he had a prince-albert piercing. She didn't. I think asked her if it was weird to her that I had gotten farther with her boyfriend than she had. She thought it was. They dated for about six weeks I think (after that).
R11 he left no stone unturned.
No boundary issues for him.
He also agreed to a BJ from a gay friend to fulfill his bucket list.
His oral skills were amazing.
Drug connections awesome.
Avoid straight men.
They are so demanding as well as idiots.
He never reciprocated on gay friend, just a lark.
In 1976 I met this really cute "straight" guy, and we became fuck buddies. Whenever he could, we would hook up and I would fuck his brains out. After about 3 months, the drama started sucking all of the fun out, so we parted ways. Four months later, we had a family reunion, and my sister's date was my old fuck buddy. The look on his face was priceless, and he never called my sister again. About 10 years later, when she had married a nice guy and had a couple of kids, I told her the whole story. She said it explained why he was such a gentleman, and never put the moves on her. LOL
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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