If Mitt Romney were on fire

would Obama piss on him or throw grease? If Ann Romney were on fire, would you piss on her or throw grease?

• I would piss on him, blow him and then start a grease fire.

• Stand and watch. He's already greasey enough to burn like a torch.

• Obama would do whatever he could to put out the flames and help Romney. I would call 911 for Ann Romney. If there were a hose or bucket of water handy I'd douse her with it. I can't stand her but I couldn't stand to watch any living creature burn up without trying to help.

  Wimp

• I would hold Obama's arms back and throw the grease. Ann Romney I would hold her down, tear off her wig and tattoo "Socialism is best" on the back of her head.

• R4 cracked me up.

  Rafalca

• I'd video the whole thing so I could rewatch it later and jack off.

• I'd bring in the kids to watch.

• Now, you all are just mean!

• I'd pour on Jack Daniels. Mitt and Ann deserve a drink.

• [quote]If Mitt Romney were on fire I'd come running with a bag of marshmallows and a stick.

• Would you beat him with the stick r10?

• I would give them both facials.

• If he were on fire, would you get close enough to blow on his face r12?