My fuck buddy from when I was 14 married a big fat butch dyke

So sad. We never really fucked but we ran each day after school without our shirts on then we would roughhoused in his pool and then go up to his bedroom and masturbated each other. beautiful times. I wish we'd video typed it.....so sad I entered into a fake marriage.

• What?

• Are you drunk or posting from your phone ?

• We know what you mean, Mary OP! The first number we blew - we were 12 and he was 13 and already horsehung - married a stinkfish and had several children. Sadly, shortly after he first allowed us to swallow his load he announced that he was totally into tuna and refused us his sizemeat henceforth.

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