Tomorrow I'm taking a train trip to NYC

I'm going to dress up in a dark suit with a fedora and carry a briefcase. I'm going to project an air of mystery and intrigue. Do you think there will be whispers about me? Wondering who I am and what my secret is? I also thought about doing a variation of Victoria Winters. I'd call myself Victor and tell people that I'm headed to Maine to take care of a motherless child.

• That's nice, OP. What will Mommy be wearing?

• Watch out for the freak obsessing about your brown shoes!

• let's jack off on the train together

• Strange things can happen on trains. Watch out for Shitty Little Ann.

• It's New York. You have to work a little harder for people to even notice you.

• No one in NY will even take notice of you or care who your are

• R6 is right. They're all staring into their phones examining the evidence of their fascinating lives. Well, most of them.

  NYer, phone in pocket

• Yeah, in Grand Central Station wearing a suit & hat & carrying a case you'll REALLY stand out. WTF is this "project an air of mystery and intrigue" shit? Just go to any peep show. If they don't laugh you out of the place you might get a blow job if they can't see you through the hole.

  Edga