Your favorite "weird" comfort foods

We all know the typical comfort foods.. Soup, mac and cheese, meatloaf, etc.. What food do you crave and eat that other people think may be strange? I toast/broil slices of a French baguette, and dip them in whole milk. The warm crunch of the bread and the creamy cold milk is incredible. and.. comforting.

My favorite comfort food is mac and cheese. I love it OP. I could eat it everyday.
A tuna melt with relish, provolone, mayo, and chopped pickles.
slices of French bread with cream cheese and a slice of red onion
The grilled cheese sandwich between your mother's legs, OP. No, seriously. Pry her legs apart some time. She'll let you, I promise. And that's what it looks like down there: grilled cheese with some diced tomato.
PPSM
Um, R4.. what? Why are you such a dick here? You act decent and can even be funny at the DL Facebook page, but here, you can be a vulgar prick. What the fuck is that all about?
It's the syphilis talking, R5.
Sorry, R5. My partner and I had been trading immature mama jokes this evening, and I transferred that to my DL posts. My apologies if I offended.
PPSM
It's hilarious that PPSM went batshit when someone here posted his real name and photo from Facebook, yet, he can post his foul, disgusting rants here, and it's ok? He cried to the WM and tried to get that user who posted the pic banned, and I think he did. Then he went to the DL Facebook group and cried over there about it as well. If he talked as much shit over there as he did here, he's have been banned fron that group.
[quote] My partner and I had been trading immature mama jokes this evening, and I transferred that to my DL posts. How old are you, 12? And why would you "transfer" it to a website, and a totally tame thread? You're a fucking juvenile head case. Well, mission accomplished. You have railroaded yet another DL thread, asshole.
PPSM you are not funny....... give it up
[quote] If he talked as much shit over there as he did here, he's have been banned fron that group. You just described 90% of DL toots. Look, I apologized if I offended anyone by making a mama joke. But that doesn't come anywhere close to the shit spewed at me on this site, not to mention the insults to my friends, my partner, and the death threats. I didn't just "whine" about a photo being posted. It went well beyond that. As if any of you would ever apologize for the vile shit you've posted about me. You can drop the moral superiority act. You're all a bunch of cunts acting under the guise of your cowardly anonymity.
PPSM
Cock.
[quote]But that doesn't come anywhere close to the shit spewed at me on this site, not to mention the insults to my friends, my partner, and the death threats. I didn't just "whine" about a photo being posted. It went well beyond that. Maybe because you're an ASSHOLE. Perhaps shit is spewed at you because you are an attention whoring prick. Have you ever thought about that?
What does PPSM mean?
[quote]But that doesn't come anywhere close to the shit spewed at me on this site So that makes it ok for you to be a nasty pig on a thread that has nothing to do with you? [quote]Look, I apologized Typical bullshit. Be an asshole, and then apologize and expect people to forgive you. [quote]But that doesn't come anywhere close to the shit spewed at me on this site, not to mention the insults to my friends, my partner, and the death threats. I didn't just "whine" about a photo being posted. It went well beyond that. Boo fucking hoo. R13 is right. There's a *reason* people here hate you.
So, anyway... peanut butter toast with pickle slices.
Stoned wheat thins and peanut butter.
R13, look. You guys have been nasty from the very first link to my blog. At that point, no one had any idea of what PPSM. They had never even noticed the moniker before. So spare me that you react the way you do because I'm an asshole. This whole site is full of assholes who pounced on me from the beginning. Where I was wrong was stooping to your level. I shouldn't have done that. But I wasn't going to be run off this site like every other authenticated poster. So I became an asshole. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'll apologize, but you guys will keep saying vile things about me from behind anonymity. None of you are ever in the wrong. None of you ever need to apologize. None of you have even had the guts to say anything to me on the FB page. I'll try being nicer, but it will make no difference to you pack of vipers.
PPSM
I don't expect you to forgive me, but I do expect you to get over it. My initial blog link (in June) was to a recipe. Nothing more. It was innocuous. I thought it would be fun to share. People were linking blogs on this site all the time, so I didn't know it was some huge taboo. It was harmless. But the responses I got were so vile, that I decided to fight back. Have I gone overboard in doing so? Possibly. I am truly sorry for insulting any innocent bystanders, and I've already apologized for my juvenile response in this thread. But to any of the rest of you who routinely say nasty, hateful, and even violent things about me and other regular/authenticated posters: I'm not sorry. You're rude, you suck, and you deserve to have all your nastiness spewed right back in your face (though even I wouldn't stoop to making violent threats or insulting uninvolved family members).
PPSM
So now vipers run in packs?
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[quote]Where I was wrong was stooping to your level. I shouldn't have done that. But I wasn't going to be run off this site like every other authenticated poster. So I became an asshole. That was your mistake. People give and take shit here all the time, but the fact is, that you acted so, so, SO entitled. Like "how DARE they!" As though you were above it all. Had you shared your blog ONCE, and not have been so fucking reactionary to a *few* posters in the beginning, people may well have liked you. However, you have gone above and beyond cuntiness here, so it just keeps going. As I said, you seem like a nice, interesting guy when you're not here, so I hate to see you being such a pig here at DL. It's hard to even enjoy your posts over at the DLFB page, because I know what a cunt you can be. Your post here is a great example. You post this stupid shit out of the blue, for no reason. Totally hijacking an otherwise harmless and innocuous thread. At this point you attack without even having a "reason". Just for attention? What? [quote]A None of you have even had the guts to say anything to me on the FB page. Because you behave yourself there. Why start that shit over there as well?? [quote]I'll try being nicer, but it will make no difference to you pack of vipers. You may be wrong about that. I think you just need to calm your ass down and stop being a dick. Eventually people will see that you can bee a witty, and interesting guy.
Mixed metaphor, sorry. Also, there are some noun/verb agreement errors in R18. I fired that off pretty quickly, and thus deserve a few "Oh, dear" responses.
PPSM
Well, whoever made threats to your family members are assholes. That's fucked up. Just do what R21 said - calm your ass down and stop being a dick. Good advice for a lot of us, actually. PS: I like you at DLFB too, so show us more of tat side over here, ok?
mac and cheese with corn.
You're right, R21. And I clearly have no beef with you. More Pollyanna, less cunt from now on. We can make a wager about how many responses I will still get about being ugly, fat, worthless, stupid, boring, having AIDS, and wearing cheap shoes. I'm sure I'm leaving off several. But just watch. I won't respond to it in kind, though. So anyhoo...
PPSM
Linguine and clam sauce, preferably the juicy variety although the thickened style is OK in a pinch. In a vague sort of way it reminds me of sucking cock.
anon
As long as I've been here (all the way back to the Prancing Pony) it hasn't been okay to spam the site. So linking to your own blog isn't considered appropriate here. You seem entitled as in you think you should be able to do or say whatever you want. And you completely derail threads on to yourself. When I first saw your auth name, I thought it was cute. I've changed my mind. And what "mama joke" do you see here? What any "joke" do you see? Just a weird, hostile comment to the OP of the thread who ostensibly did nothing to deserve it. Weird. So, my comfort food? Mac and cheese and cauliflower mixed.
[quote]More Pollyanna, less cunt from now on. That would be nice. If the others want to be assholes, let them. They're the ones who will look like immature school children at recess. As I said, I know from the DL FB page, you can be a good guy. So show people here *that* side. I like that guy, dammit!
Btw...mac and cheese is mine too (I used to add a can of Wolf chili to it, because I come from white trash originally), but I have grown lactose intolerant in my 30s and can't have it anymore. If anyone knows of a good vegan/dairy-free version, let me know. The ones I have tried so far taste like ass.
PPSM
Cheetos dipped in jam and peanut butter.
R27. I was in a cunty mood from being insulted in other threads. I lashed out at an innocent bystander and it was wrong. I apologized. Moving on...
PPSM
English muffin topped with mashed potatoes, ketchup, ground beef and cranberry sauce.
Miso, though I know it's sounds absolutely crazy.
I make a salad dressing with fresh peaches and grape tomatoes. Then I pour it over avocado and sprinkle with big crystals of Himalayan pink sea salt
String cheese dipped in Nutella.
How could such an innocent thread go so fast, so quickly? Oh, wait. We're [italic]presently[/italic] being graced by PPSM. Tuna and pimentos in Kraft mac and cheese really hits the spot once a year or so. I laugh at myself when I make it and again later when I have a second serving cold from the fridge. It hits the spot warm and then cold.
Okay PPSM, good to hear. Thank you. Sheesh, now I need some comfort food! I whip peanut butter into Greek yogurt and dip apples into it
I don't hate you PPSM and I think you can link to any fucking thing you like, even Huffington post. My favorite comfort food...pomegranate seeds and yogurt, with a plate of sliced tomato and cucumber on the side.
I dip cold steak into mayonnaise
Rost chicken with potatoes.
I don't know why so many posts on here vaguely remind me of oral sex--r39 made me wonder what mayo on a different type of "meat" would taste like.
r26
I like a can of fat free refri ex beans with some sour cream and salsa. The most filling and comforting quick weeknight dinner I have.
R42 -- How long before you blast that ghoulish gunk out your ass?
R42, what do you eat it with? On a tortilla? With chips? Or do you just dig in with a spoon?
Guacamole with anything.
Peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich with a couple of iceberg lettuce leaves. Sometimes I toast the bread.
Sometimes a bagel spread with chopped olives with cream cheese hits the spot, otherwise spaghetti with a decent homemade tomato sauce with French bread and a nice red wine will do the trick too.
anonymous
Saltine crackers with cream cheese and jam.
home cooked navy beans with the cooking liquid over stale italian bread with a clove of garlic, salt and olive oil.
wow. a seriously bipolar thread. mmm ... peanut butter and rage.
Campbell's tomato soup (made with milk) with crackers in it. Reminds me of childhood.
[quote]So now vipers run in packs? Funniest fucking post in months. I'm in fucking tears. LMAO. What an unexpectedly great post.
[quote]Look, I apologized if I offended anyone What a mature and convincing apology.
Are peanut butter and raisin sandwiches considered weird? There part of my family's menu, I just split one with my mom today.
Peanut butter and onion (or olives) is not bad either on rye toast or a cracker (like Ritz, maybe but saltines will do in a pinch). Someone mentioned navy beans on toast with garlic and olive oil--I sometimes have that too and it is great. A little parmesan on it doesn't hurt either.
anon
Banana on grain toast with a little sugar. The crunchy and possibly carcinogenic burnt bits in the bottom of a roasting pan.
I take one of those noodle cups, like ramen in a cup. Made by adding boiling water and leaving for 3 minutes. The seasoning is already in the cup. Way to salty, so I drain the liquid off, add some toasted sesame oil, a sprinkle of black sesame seeds and small spoon full of peanut butter. Chopped green onions if I have them, mix and voila, instant sesame noodles.
I like peanut butter and honey sandwiches.
^^ So does Mitt Romney.
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Anything - sweet or savoury - baked into a crust. And, thanks ppsm, for taking the heat and the hatred away from me.
Ciaran
I love kippered herring on ritz.
fried egg sandwich on rye toast with both pieces of toast lightly spread with some Hellmans mayo. and a glass of milk.
R57, that sounds good
I save half a cup of three-hours-old cold instant coffee and two slices of lightly toasted french bread left over from dinner to eat just before going to bed.
Mexican food. I can whip up a pan of cheese enchiladas in no time flat. Rotel dip and Tostitos....heaven.
Pasta or noodles with butter, thyme, garlic salt and Parmesean. Popcorn with a packet of Goya Sazon sprinkled over it and maybe's some brewer's yeast. Peanut butter and honey inside a warm flour tortilla Ham and cheese on top of Pepperidge Farm cookies.