Anyone else have fantasies about having sex with Santa Claus? And I don't mean a hot guy in a Santa hat, I mean roly-poly white-haired, white bearded Santa!
You realize you're in the minority on this, Blanche.
There's a car commercial running right now with a white-bearded car salesman who is obviously Santa, but wearing a shirt and tie. A woman asks him "Where's your suit?" and he replies, "It's Casual Friday."
He's a very sexy Santa.