I went out to Xmas lunch with a numch of work people today and had a chicken sandwich and salad. The resturant was horrible but it was close to work.
I am now spending my evening on the toilet.
Was it the chicken?
numch = bunch
[quote] chicken sandwich and salad
For a Christmas lunch?
You are ground zero of the zombie apocalypse, op.
It's coming out of me like lava!!!
chicken is something typically involved in food poisoning
Them chicken shits !
[quote] I've got the shits
This is a job for tubgirl!
Pics or it never happened.
Well (all you above) laugh your tits off, but this is not fun.
I thought the chicken would be a pretty low fat. Judging by my activities tonight it has not stayed long!
Hang on, I have to run...
Take two imodium and enjoy lots of water. Feel better!
Activated charcoal capsules help. They absorb everything. Don't take any meds with them or they get absorbed too.
Was there mayo on the chicken please?
Could be bad chicken, spoiled mayo, prepared by a person with the plague, who knows.
Could have been a germ encrusted subway handrail as easily as the food, yet we always want to blame a restaurant menu item.
Why is that?
Well, there's your problem in a nut shell,OP. You can't lunch with numch's and not get the shits. Everyone knows that. Jeezus.
Forget the imodium, etc. - just let it run it's course. Stuff that bungs you up just makes it worse.
"pretty low fat". Was that your waitress?
Maybe someone coughed or sneezed into your sandwich?
I haven't felt this ill since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from a chicken salad sandwich
I thought I had food poisoning last week. I ate a Roast Beef sandwich. It wasn't fresh. But it turns out that it's a stomach bug that's going around.
What a lovely Holiday memory to share with future generations!
You should have skipped chicken with your coworkers and gone to lunch with your boss at a fancy steak place. You'll learn!
People think it's funny but it's dark and runny Cha-Cha-Cha
[quote]I haven't felt this ill since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Surely you can't be serious.
You simply must go to [bold]Numch - The Casateria[/bold]
Conceived by Pretty Lowfat and her brother Lowfat Dong, this place has everything - benedryl appateasers, tapeworm salad, table purplenurples, and nuns with tasers,
Does Numch serve Pork Loin with Glamour?
Don't fret, OP, shit happens.
Whiskey is an excellent internal disinfectant.
Whenever I feel queasy after some questionable food, a whiskey and Coke (or two) works like a charm.
You should have stomach pains and cramps if it's food poisoning not just the runs.
I agree with R18 about the imodium - don't take it - that will fuck up your system for days of not a week.
I usually find that chicken salad settles my stomach after a bout with excessive diarrhea.