Annoying Broadway Characters

Not the actors who play them, but the characters themselves. I'll start. Huey Calhoun - Memphis.

• Bump.

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• Ito in "Mame."

• Precious in Steel Pier Galinda in Wicked Sally in You're A Good Man Charlie Brown

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• Susan the Silent in "Finian's Rainbow."

• Virtually everyone in RAGTIME.

• As played by Bill Irwin in the most recent revival, Harry MacAfee in "Bye Bye Birdie."

• Grandma Tzeitel in Fiddler on the Roof.

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• The Hunyak in "Chicago." Learn to speak English, bitch!

• Zaneeta Shinn in "The Music Man." "Ye Gods!"

• She can sing in English, R8.

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• Jacqueline in "La Cage Aux Folles."

• Lili in "Carnival!" They're puppets, dear.

• Sandy in "Annie." Bruiser in "Legally Blonde."

• The teacher in the animal mask in Wicked.

• truly scrumptious in chitty chitty bang bang....name alone makes me wanna slap her. Sandy in Annie. Most kid characters: the kids in ragtime, Titanic, Les Miz, Mame, and Tommy.

• Gavroche Young Cosette

• Kathie Lee Gifford in "Scandalous"

• The little bastard in "Miss Saigon."

• most of the people in Follies

• Roger in RENT. So passive, I just wanted to slap him.

• Minnie Fay and Vandergelder's niece, Ermengarde in HELLO, DOLLY!

• Tinkerbell. Even as child, I refused to clap and was disappointed when she didn't die already.

• Conrad Birdie is a pest in BYE, BYE BIRDIE. Zaneeta Shinn in THE MUSIC MAN. "Ye Gods!"

• Mae from "Cat on A Hot Tin Roof" and her no neck monsters.

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• Zaneeta Shin owns this thread.

• God, I hate Maggie the Cat too -- though maybe i haven't seen a great stage version of her. The Liz Taylor film version makes me race for the remote. That voice!

• The "white" cat from CATS.

  It's just a plain white leotard & leg warmers!!!

• Gavroche FDR in Annie. I just cringe so much that he's actually worked into the plot, and he's so strange, like a robot. Brian in Avenue Q. Louis in The King and I.

• Patti LuPone

• [quote]As played by Bill Irwin in the most recent revival, Harry MacAfee in "Bye Bye Birdie." "KKKAAAAAAADS.. I don't know what's wrong with these KHHAAADS today." Only good thing about that revival was the outline of Gerald Nolan Funk's cock in that underwear.

• [quote]Gavroche Agree! Wish they'd shot him before that stupid "Little People" solo.

• All of the children in BIG. All of the teens in the Roundabout revival of BYE BYE BIRDIE

• Tessie, the orphan in ANNIE who constantly says, "Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!"

• Pippin. What an idiot. Jesus Christ. All he does is shriek and whine in the ALW musical. Almost all the characters in "Hello, Dolly!" come off as hopelessly twee. That is a musical I cannot stand.

• Mei Li in "Flower Drum Song." She's practically mentally challenged.

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• The Artful Dodger

• Doc in West Side Story Mr. Bumble in Oliver Abernathy in Guys and Dolls Marie in The Most Happy Fella Dr. Whathisname in Promises, Promises

• The servants in "Annie". They're all far too happy to have an extra person to pick up after. "Blue is her best color. No, red I think." "Soap...no, bubbles, I think." As you can see, they're also terrible at sticking with their first choice for anything.

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• "The silk sheets! Noooo... the satin sheets I think!" You've got a point.

• Anybodys in West Side Story. The world's most annoying dyke.

• Littlechap, the "Everyman" lead in STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF! He was played by Anthony Newly, made up like a white-faced mime in a tight black clown costume if that gives you a hint.

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