I've never fucked a woman

But I kinda want to try it, so I put an ad on Craigslist. I got a reply from a curious lesbian who's up for it. I'm freaking out a little bit. Should I do this? Do I really want to lose my gold star status?

well, aren't You special!
Do it, there are worse things.
Do it the old fashioned way. Find another bicurious fuckbuddy and try a threesome.
I smell troll. Craigslist ad? Quickly finding a bicurious lesbian? And only THEN seeking DL advice? This seems awfully well-designed to push a number of DLer buttons, including bisexuality and whether it exists in men, bisexuality and whether it exists in women (a separate topic entirely), the supposed ability for anyone to "switch" their sexual orientations, etc. And finally, there's the lack of plausibility as to why a Gold Star Gay (btw I'm one, too) would have ANY interest in pussy.
R4, I never said anything about bisexuality or "switching" my sexual orientation. I've always had and off-and-on curiosity about it, but I've just never been around girls very much.
[quote]Do it the old fashioned way. Find another bicurious fuckbuddy and try a threesome. Find a woman who'll let you and your fuckbuddy DP her. It will feel like how your high school years should have been all along; I'm speaking from experience. Link NSFW
http://fuckyeahfriendlyfire.tumblr.com
This is how the Craigslist Killer started.
Yes, of course you should fuck a woman if you have the chance, even if it's not this particualr Craig's list candidate. If you do, you'll know what it's like knowing that you finally did it. And you should probably do it twice, maybe with someone else. That way, you'll have some experience under your belt, so to speak. It won't turn you straight, and you'll be welcome back into the gay fold warmly.
I certainly never have but I've heard Mitt has.
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OP, why do you post this same thread every two months?
I'm not even sure if I'm going to do it the first time. What if I get down there and it smells awful and I get sick to my stomach?
R4, the troll (OP) finally confirmed @R11
I want to try a craigslist hook up too (a gay one), but I'm worried I'll be knifed while he's giving me a bj.
Ugh. I'm not a troll, and this is the first time I have ever posted this thread.
R11. What if she smells awful? What are you 12 year old? And what do you think you are--a bed of roses? What if you smell awful?
OP -- I'm in the same boat as you, but don't know as Datalounge is the best forum to discuss this.
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[R11] Stab him first and take his wallet and jewelry.
I don't have a vagina, R15. And how the fuck is someone a latent straight "dewd"?
R11 You don't have to go down there to stick your penis inside. Just wear a condom
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[quote]I don't have a vagina, [R15]. Smelling awful does not require a vagina, OP.
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R19, I'm more interested in licking it than fucking it.
oh for the love of fucking god EWWWWWWWWWWWW You are the worst gay ever. Get the fuck out of our community.
You will love it, pussy feels great and it won't change who you are. Just make sure she is disease free, because you can't feel a thing through a condom.
I eat old people's excrement.
R23
The lesbian wants me to fuck her ass, but I've never been much of a top.
Everyone will be able to smell her rancid pussy on you for the rest of your life.
...and OP posts yet another "Cure the Gays" thread. Racking up the points for your Evangelical Church free diner coupon this month OP? Until Americans ban people like OP from posting this tripe, Americans will never have full equality.
This isn't a "cure the gays" thread, moron @ R27. No one said anything about that. Are you fucking insane?
'Porno Pete' sends word you can use his swanky bachelor pad.
Find a rent girl for chrissakes or an escort.Why are you wasting your time on a potential Lifetime movie female serial killer? Fucking a girl is fun just make sure she's on top, it's even more fun......
he wants to lick it, not fuck it.
I don't do hookers, R30.
R32. Apparently, you don't do nice girls, hookers or anything in between.
I give this a 6/10, because I've felt the same way at times.
R33, the CL lesbian seems nice.
I could never get down with the puss myself, but I'm all for a little experimentation, OP.
if you top an F2M are you still a gold card or do you get tarnished?
I think you're still a gold card, R37.
Try MFM best of both worlds.
*pshew* i was duped by one a few years ago and got really turned on and eventually went for the vagine (first time)... and I have actually thought about doing it again, except that I wondered if that would make me a tranny chaser like all those "straight guys" who used to hang out with the M2F Latina who cut my hair in midtown.
"you'll be welcome back into the gay fold warmly" That is the exact opposite of what will happen.
no sane woman will ever answer a craiglist ad like that. i'm not saying that there wouldn't be interested girls - but alone for safety reasons: no way
OP, you don't have to tell anyone (gay or straight) that you fucked a woman, and your status in the gay community will remain unblemished.
Have you ever ever really really really ever ever fucked a woman?
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So many guys here think that most straight guys could be turned on to gay sex. Why not the other way around. Some of the posts suggesting that sex with a woman is disgusting and induces nausea sound like gay fundies. On the couple of occasions I've had sex with a woman I enjoyed it and left my hang ups behind me.
Thank God...
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If you get nervous just remember you have a pole and she has a hole..then again she has three holes! Take advantage of that fact. Make sure you wear a rubber and explore all three of her inputs. R45 right on. I don't get the bitchery about the hetty sex. It's different but fun. Especially the vaginal farts....
[quote]It's different but fun. Especially the vaginal farts.... You're doing it wrong.
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Fish are icky & stinky. Yuck!
Go on and fuck your nasty stinkfish cunt-ham, and see how your gay friends treat you once they find out about it.
Hsssssssssssss!
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OMG we're supposed to meet up tomorrow to do this. I told her that I might not be able to do anything except eat her pussy and she seemed cool with that. I can't believe I'm doing this. I seriously doubt I'll be able to maintain an erection, but I want to investigate a vagina. I hope she has a shaved pussy. Do lesbians usually shave?
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So yo want us to believe that you met a woman on Craigslist who is willing to have casual sex with a strange man. Added to the mix is that she is a lesbian! OP, is this is real, you're "woman" is likely a transexual who thinks he's a lesbian, or a closeted straight who wants to try a guy, or a psycho who is planning to harm you. No normal woman is wiling to pick up men on craigslist unless they are hookers, so expect to pay up for this encounter. I still don't believe you.
Believe what you want, R53.
OP, have you seen a picture? What if she's 400 lbs? P.S. She sounds game, so you could ask her to shave.
Yes, I've seen a picture. She looks fairly petite, and boyish. Asking her to shave seems like it would be offensive and presumptuous.
OP, lesbians don't shave honey. Find a straight girl for that. And the bearded clam is yuckier when it isn't shaved. I can't wait for the heterophobic/misogynistic response that her snatch will smell/stink/reek no matter what she does to it!
OP, she knows your nervous and never did anything with a woman before. She'll be properly groomed for sure.....just like I assume you plan to be for her sake.
This it really un-PC, but there's no point fucking a woman to "know what pussy feels like" if it's with a condom. The full-penis grip, that weird subtle burning sensation that makes you blow even bigger, the way the vagina seems to be sucking you in and pushing you out at the same time, etc. The rubber kills all of that. Also, there can be a huge difference in pussy quality. The stereotype is mostly true; Younger, shorter, smaller-framed, the better. The pussy seems to go to hell if they're at all chubby, have had a kid, etc. I know there's exceptions, but it's not like the gay out for a one-off is going to be with a ton of woman and eventually fuck that occasional exception.
R53 NAILED IT. THREAD CLOSED
R59, I get the child birth thing, but why would fat make a difference? Is that true of assholes as well? What is the difference in feeling from young, short and slim to old, tall and fat? Also, what if someone had a kid but had a c-section? Is that the same feeling as no kids?
Women do use Craigslist and especially lesbian women. OP is she a technical virgin?
Don't ask a girl to shave unless you plan on doing the same for her. Fair's fair.
[quote]OP is she a technical virgin? I didn't ask.
I mean, I got the impression that she's never been with a guy before, but I could be wrong. She's curious about anal sex, but I told her I might not be up for that.
R64 If it really is her first time with insertion it may not be so great for her. Though she may know about that. So don't be disappointed if it's not all fireworks. Good luck.
Please know that foreplay foreplay foreplay is required before anything can be inserted. Real life is not like porn, OP.
You gonna give us an update after, OP?
Even if she's never fucked a man, I'd assume she's fingered herself and/or used a dildo or stuck something else phallic in there. Besides, like I said, I'm mainly interested in licking it/touching it. Putting my dick in makes me nervous...besides, I might not be able to hold an erection anyway.
Have some lube ready in case she's dry, which is common if she is nervous....or not that into it (or you).
Just curious as to how this woman has so few choices of sexual partners in her life. She's fit, young, attractive and a virgin. She could pick and choose who she wants. Sorry, I'm thinking if this is real she is lying to you and is into drugs and hooking. If not, she is making terrible choices for herself and is mentally ill.
Poorly done, blatantly fake ESTs like this one are ruining Datalounge. You aren't funny, OP. You should hook up with the "OH NO! I HAVE TO SHARE A TWIN BED WITH MY 22 YEAR OLD PRINCETON CREW TEAM COUSIN ON THANKSGIVING" troll and stop infecting the board with your bullshit for cheap thrills.
No, R72, hall monitor douchebags like you are ruining Data Lounge.
R61 im wondering the Same thing... Someone Explain
I don't get it, either. I think a certain someone just wants to make old fat chicks feel bad, because apparently he thinks they don't get enough insults as it is.
Im suprised we have so many pussy proponents on this thread. Im side-eying all you gay men...
R69, don't bet on it.
Fat girls give great blow jobs but they are sloppy to fuck. There's too much cushion for the pushing IMO. The main hole is much looser when they push out puppies. It's less pleasurable to have sex when the vagina has been stretched out. Fat girls seem like riding a wave when you are fucking them.
This is one of the worst threads in the history of Datalounge. OP, I hope your imaginary trick (because hello, nobody believes this shit) kills you.
[quote]OMG we're supposed to meet up tomorrow to do this. I told her that I might not be able to do anything except eat her pussy and she seemed cool with that. I can't believe I'm doing this. I seriously doubt I'll be able to maintain an erection, but I want to investigate a vagina. Don't do this.. it is probably a crazy person who is going to beat the shit out of you.
R78 Has never met a woman much less fucked one and thinks Andrew Dice Clay is HYSTERICAL!
That's what all the DL gays are like, r81.
I need to add that when women have c-sections, their vaginas always taste like aluminum and garlic afterwards. OP you should keep this all in mind when you make your choice.
OP here, updating you all. So, I met her and we fooled around. She wasn't a psycho or a serial killer or anything like that, nor did she weigh 300 lbs. Seemed nice. She didn't shave her pussy, but luckily she's not naturally that hairy so it didn't gross me out. I played with her titties and sucked her nipples, which got me hard. She wanted to suck my dick, which I let her do...unfortunately, the idea of a girl sucking my dick is a complete turn off for some reason, so I lost my hard on pretty quickly, which was a bit awkward. Then came the moment of truth where she removed her panties. I was on the verge of a panic attack, but once I got my face down there it was apparent that she'd recently showered and smelled mostly of strawberry body wash, which calmed me down. She was very nice and walked me through it. Apparently, you're supposed to wet your finger before you put it in the vagina, otherwise it'll stick, which I found to be an odd but interesting piece of info. So I ate her pussy. All in all, it wasn't the worst thing in the world. It did not smell or taste like freshly baked bread, the way some people on here have said, but it wasn't fishy at all. It's definitely a very distinctive scent, though. I'm not sure how to describe it. Once I got going, she seemed to enjoy it. It was nice seeing/hearing her reactions. She also had me use a vibrating dildo on her, which was fun/hot. I explained that I wasn't much of a top, but I could toss her salad if she wanted, so I did that, which she also seemed to enjoy. I finger banged her while I licked her ass. It was fun, and I'm pretty sure I'm still gay.
OP
But have you ever been to me?
Sounds like you ate pussy like a champ, OP.
Sounds like you did a better job than a lot of straight guys, OP.
OP, if you HAD fucked her, you could say you're bi -- and then you'd have gay men throwing themselves at you. Give it one more shot for the bragging rights, OP -- and report back.
All men want to be with women, even so-called 'gay' men.
Oh, boy. Here we go.
Yall some fake ass, trifling, down low heterosexualists up in here!
One thing I did when I was fucking women. I would fantasize about some hot guy. I became that guy and thought of the woman as me and gave it to her like I wanted that guy to give it to me. Made me hot.
I far preferred eating pussy to fucking pussy. I also found getting my dick eaten by a woman a complete turn off.
This thread is killing the DL. It's more offensive than nearly everything we've seen up until this point - and that's saying a lot.
The OP gave it his best shot!
Good for you, OP.
How so, R94?
R97, the mere suggestion that sex with a woman can be anything but a horror is highly offensive to the misogyinstic contingent here.
I feel confused now. R98 sounds like me. I am gay, completely happy and comfortable being a man in a relationship with a man, and having had sex with men. I have no fear of women or sex with women.
"misogyinstic" Get those fibro breasts back in gear, R98! You're hurting the syster(clit)hood.
I agree with r98 and r99.
another gay guy who isn't afraid of pussy
I agree with those who think this thread is just homophobic trolling. Notice how someone popped up within five posts of OP's ex-gay backpat to say that no gay man can resist the lure of vagine.
[quote]OP's ex-gay backpat What are you babbling about, R102? OP clearly said he's still gay. Sounds like he didn't even get off. Satisfying a curiosity does not = ex-gay.
I find it interesting that so many men are grossed out by the idea of women having hair "down there." Hair is just as natural for women as it is for men. If you're not grossed out by hair on a man, why would you be grossed out by it on a woman?
OP, I still don't believe your story. Nowhere do you mention 'clitoris,' which is like her not mentioning 'penis.' "I finger banged her while I licked her ass." If true, she would have directed to the correct spot.
She wanted me to lick her ass, R105.
Sure, but why did you "finger banged her" instead of rub the clit? Finger banging sounds like something you learned from porn.
To the OP. I suggest you develop a more sensitive approach when you approach new sexual partners. Male or female.
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This thread makes me want to remove my brain with knitting needles, rinse it in bleach, and stuff it back in. Take this fucking nasty stinkfish shit somewhere fucking else, OP, you piece of shit motherless bloodclot.
Thread is Umpy-esque.
OP I think you should stick your finger up your own ass and contemplate it for a while, see what you come up with.
I am curious about a lot of things, like what rotted shark flesh would taste like, yet I never really wanted to try it. OP, instead of going through that waste of time, you could've had sex with a hot guy.
Why do you care what OP does, R112? He doesn't give a shit if you eat rotten shark. Go right ahead. Bon appetit.
Why does your vagina stink so much, R113?
If she smells like fish it means she's got a bacterial infection and needs to see a gynecologist.
[quote]Nowhere do you mention 'clitoris,' which is like her not mentioning 'penis.' Not necessarily. R112, Susan Bates would be flattered. Go for it immediately!!!
I don't usually feed trolls, but........ I was married ( in my closeted days). Pussy DOES feel SO GOOD! It's TOTALLY different then sticking your dick in an ass. Ass is tighter, but pussy is hotter and wetter. Plus, the pussy expands and contracts to "grip" your dick--like a ripple effect-- so to speak. However, I much prefer having sex with and loving men. Too bad men don't have pussies.
To be honest, R117? I wish different sexes didn't exist, but that a form of sex still existed (and felt equally good), and that reproduction were still possible by some different means. It seems like that would solve a lot of my problems, at least.
Buck Angel and a surrogate mother solve all of 118's problems.
Nah, too limited and inconvenient...
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R117, go back to closet you sick bi fag. We don't need you!
Ooooooh, Miss Helenbedd is PISSED!
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go start "sex with a man" topic on breeder forums and you'll see we gays are actually being way too polite here.
Get over yourself, R123. No one would care.
Ha, even on supposedly homoerotic bodybuilder forums, such thread would become flooded with homophobia in a second, and I speak it from an experience, so no, we don't want your pussy shit here either.
R125: First of all, we'll never know if this was just a troll. Secondly, just pretend that all the gay guys who are curious about vagina are ugly fat dumb guys who you wouldn't want to fuck anyway.
Ugh, I can't believe you queens fell for another "I want to fuck a woman and see what it feels like" troll.