Supposedly tennis player (and mojo loser) Andy Roddick saw her on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover and asked his people to arrange with her. They're now married. What do you think of her and her body?
I think she's rather average in the face. Whenever I see her at the tournaments I think meh.
Roddick is a US Open winner. His loss to Roger a few years ago at the Wimbeldon final was one of the best matches I have seen.
Why does everyone rag on Andy, because they can't have his spectacular ass?
I had lunch with her recently. She is one of the most kind and thoughtful people I have ever been around. and, she is just as beautiful as she is in photos.
She's very pretty, and as someone noted, a straight guy's dream.
Straight guys aren't very imaginative.
Roger and his THICK SWISS UNCUT COCK
Gorgeous body. Just beautiful.
Has anyone heard her talk?
Rog has a teeny-tiny dong. Sorry, kids, but it's true. At it's hardest, it's like a roll of Velamints.
Andy is pretty average. Manscapes, but not to an extreme (it's not like a little Hitler mustache or anything).
Hewitt is still the biggest, it flops around the locker room like a chubby baby's leg. Of the new crew, it's Raonic - thick, long, and uncut with the hood fully covering the head. A bit off-putting in contrast with his 12-year-old looking face.
And I know all this becuz I'm STRAIGHT, baby, and I love the MENS. I barely even notice Serena's massive jugs, or Sam Stosur's bulging biceps, or Ana Ivanovic's MILKY WHITE, CREAMY, CREAMY, BUTT'RY THIGHS.
Mirka, what are you eating today? How do you feel about the loss of Twinkies?
She's not bad-looking at all. He knows how to pick 'em. What looks plain and unimpressive in real life can sometimes come alive on camera.
Were there not gay/bi rumors about Roddick circulating for a while? I don't think that he is, though. In this case I am certain that it is wishful thinking.
Up for the better ass.
Great body, average face. In fact, face is a little weird.
Actually she's not a "straight guys dream". You Marys have clearly never looked at straight porn. Straight guys like girls with big boobs and butts, not a skinny model. This girl is what gay guys think straight guys want.
So, R31, is Andy Roddick therefore closer to the straight man's ideal (see r10)?
I remember Bill Maher once saying that Pamela Anderson in her prime was every straight guy's dream. She's about as porn-ready as it gets.
I think Andy is a closeted gay guy trying to appear straight. His last fiancee was Mandy Moore. Nuff said there. He's had few public girlfriends, and this one was arranged by his people. This is the girl he thinks will make straight guys think he's straight.
Yummy Hewitt's thick hung cock
She'll make a great crone someday
I suppose poor Bronx will have to nab an extra shooting for Target or wherever she sells her goods, since Andy won't even be bringing in crumbs anymore.
Why she married him I'll never know.
Straight white men do not like woman with big butts. They like ones that are nicely shaped but more proportioned in size.
Many straight men like long legged blondes and she seems to fit the bill.
Tell us then why Kim karbashians humongous caboose is such a hit?
She's every straight black American boy's dream.
R39, the Kardashian's butts attract the black mens not the white ones.
Here's Kate Upton, the current fantasy of every straight white man in America: