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- We really really are.
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- Chelsea Handler was on Howard Stern a few weeks ago and she talked about how stupid she thinks Salmoni is. But she did give him his props for being great in bed.
- Why Salmoni would lower himself to breed that scarecrow Handler is beyond me. He could probably have his pick of Hollywood broads, and he picked that drug addicted heifer?
- Someone needs to teach Salmoni (who claims to be a Zoologist) that the word is not pronounced Zoo-ologist.
- He has most excellent nips.
http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/bcef896dc143c6ea533e7a1bf7fdb5ff47618409_m.jpg
- She probably just watched while he fucked a lion.
- HOtter than hot
- r5, bigger pix.
http://www.malecelebnews.com/wp-content/images/201003/2d824nb.jpg
- its the corset shot. went down in history
- I want to suck his salmoni
- I thought I was the only one who thoght he was way hot.. Who knew?
Plus, he loves animals. A 10.
- He's a thrill seeker. He uses the unpredictability and danger of wild animals to get his thrill. In an indirect way he wants to protect them so he can have those interactions with them. Stever Irwin was the same way.
- Handler's video is on the ferry from Fire Island and she sits on his lap while some queen takes videos. I don't think he was there for her.
- Is Dave family?
- Worked with Dave Salmoni who was a sort of Ted Nugent-style drunk angry nut. He is lucky to be employed at all.
- Well not getting along with people would be an excellent reason to be an animal expert. I'm reminded of a couple compulsive liars I knew in college who went into PsyOps in the Army. It actually makes complete sense and it's a positive thing that compulsive liars can contribute to society in a positive way.
- r15, tell us more... is he hot in person?
- Salmoni that night had a great body but dull eyes and a pasty complexion. He told a long, screaming misogynistic joke ("cut off her tits with a machine gun haha") that was not even funny.
In his defense, he avoided trouble. He made out briefly with a network talent woman who was hot but extremely wasted drunk -- he shrewdly backed off from fucking her although she was very willing and available.
- Big Italian cock.
- R15. r18, TI!
He looks so regular guy, approachable HOT.
Do not know much about him except he is an adventurer and likes animals.
Nice alternative to the Hollywood Pretty Boy (boi) types on the Tonight Show and Letterman when their latest film comes out...
- Gorgeous, dumb as a brick, works for animals.
Perfect.
- [quote][R15]. [R18], TI!
What does "TI" stand for?
- r21 = Chelsea H.
- r22, It's what insiders use for TY.
You must live in a flyover state.
- Kevin Richardson is much hotter anyway.
- Who is Kevin Richardson?
- R26, Kevin Richardson is another animal expert. his job description is pretty much identical and he's from south africa. Salmoni sounds like an asshole.
R25
- TY r25.
- Does anyone remember when he showed up on Tyra Banks's talk show in a loincloth?
- yup, hotter than hot
- Feast:
http://www.fuertesyrobustos.com/images/stories/dave_salmoni_2010/dave_salmoni10b.jpg
- fuck, he's hot
- I would attach my hungry mouth to those gumdrop nips like a lamprey eel.
Chewy McNip sez: "Suckle 'em! Twist 'em! Bite 'em!"
- the whole package is incredible
- Damn, he does look hot as hell in that pic of R31. I liked his responses about the gay objectification. Appreciative while not being cocky.
- For your viewing pleasure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqDMPJFbYlA
- pt. 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOX5gj8IM9k
- Chelsea plays with his snake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgAWiGaEeQ0
- Salmoni is a liar. A hot liar, but a liar nonetheless. He is not a zoologist. He is an animal trainer & entertainer, nothing else. He has no educational training as a zoologist.
- All people on t.v. are liars R39. They don't vet them. TV is entertainment and the people who run it give their friends shows, qualified or not. If some go on to become real experts or real stars, then *happiness* but of course most go nowhere.
- Obviously on the clip, they are on the Fire Island ferry. She's with a girl, he's alone (unless with the camera guy).
- When did he ever say he had a degree in zoology?
- Mama Mia!
- [quote]He is not a zoologist.
Salmoni studied zoology at the Laurentian University in Sudbury, Ontario, and wrote his undergraduate thesis on tracking the hibernation of Canada black bears. Also while in university, Salmoni was certified in Chemical Immobilization of Wildlife and worked on an elk relocation project and at a deer count station for the Ministry of Natural Resources.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Salmoni
- [quote][R22], It's what insiders use for TY.
What does TY stand for?
- Compilation of model pix.
http://www.aussielicious.com.au/images/1003/DAVE-SALMONI.jpg
- Sudbury is a horrible homophobic place, the Arkansas of Canada. Let's hope he's overcome that. It sounds like he has.
- r47, stop making generalizations.
- It's not a generalization. Sudbury is horrible. I've been there and I've known horrible people from there.
- He's a sweetie!
- He's a hot stud
- I wanna suck his nipples, his tits... Mmmmmm, delicious
George
