BEACHES with Bette.....Davis!

And Joan Crawford as Hillary. I can just hear Bette singing "Did you evah know, that you're my hero!" in that clipped diction singing voice of hers. And Crawford's collapse outside the courtroom would have been much more dramatic.

• "But enough about me...What do you think of me?" Perfect Bette Davis line, just more clipped than in the original. But enuf about me...What Do Yuh-ooo thinkk uff me

• Co-starring Marion Davies as Iris Myandowski, The Hand-Walking Queer.

• I guess they could remake it now with Mayim Bialik playing the adult version of her character.