Michelle Obama has been crying in private for Mrs. Romney

Mrs. Obama feels terrible that Mrs. Romney is so shallow and now so many Americans know this to be true. Michelle had found a position for Ann in the WH, but Ann had to decline because she didn't know how to make a bed or where to empty a bed pan. Michelle's mother was greatly relieved by this news.

• I am willing to have a sing off with Michelle Obama to settle this once and for all. I choose "No More Tears (Enough Is Enough-Just Stop It)". I want to be the "The Way We Were" one, since I could never pull off a 'She Works Hard For The Money" image.

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