Have you ever had the desire, just to see, if you could get a chick pregnant?

Totally weird question, I know, but have you ever thought I about it.

• My ego has never been that bloated

• No. Paying for one abortion was enough for me.

• So you could what...feel the rush of bullying her into an abortion immediately afterwards?

• Allergic to turkey basters, sorry

• No. I'll leave that to a male chick.

• My boys can swim!!

• It is the number one topic of conversation amongst us, right after Thanksgiving when we get ungraciously shoved to the back of the kitchen drawer.

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• man-on-man leapfrogged over man-on-dog and landed on man-on-hen

• I have good count with high motility.

• No, the idea of having intercourse with a woman is a complete turn off for me. I would be willing to bet though that the majority of men who identify as gay have had intercourse to orgasm with a woman at least once in their lives. I guess there is also artificial insemination, but the point is, I think the idea of having someone running around who is the "product of myself" is nightmarish--sort of like shades of Frankenstein monster/I've created a monster kind of thing. In short, I would be woefully unprepared to be a father--would that other men could say the same.

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• No, but I could knock up a bitch in no time I bet. Huge shooter. I've expelled billions of potential babies onto bed sheets, shower floors and into the mouths and buttholes of my various sex partners.