Britain Goes Into Meltdown Over Kate's Impeding Crotch Fruit

The Daily Mail proclaims "A Nation's Joy" and the Telegraph says "It is a Delight the Nation Can Share" and the "Perfect End to a Jubilee Year with the Monarchy More Secure Than Ever". I didn't realize that the Brits were so servile when it came to the royal family, but I suppose they are your lord and master.

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• Well, maybe it has to do with the fact that you're citing the right-wing Daily (Hate) Mail and the Torygraph as your sources...

• Fuck yeah, bitches! Send us yr cash, and be quick about it.

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• When this was announced yesterday the BBC allowed comments on the story. The highest rated was something along the lines of 'I don't know these people. Why should I care?'. They've taken the comments section down. The only evidence of servility you'll find, OP, is in the right-wing press.

• The Queen was overjoyed. She was reported as saying, "Now there will be THREE heirs that will never live to reign."

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• Here is the littlest violin in the world playing "I Don't Give a Shit".......who the fuck cares?! I'm sure there are many in Britain who don't give a rat's ass about it either.

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• Just what the world needs. Another person who has an insane amount of wealth, privilege and status simply because they fell out of a well connected vagina.

• Impeding crotch fruit.... Did she stick a frozen banana in her vagina? Is it stuck?

• Wow, r5. I I haven't heard anyone use that one since the 80s.

• lord and master?She's a figurehead.

• Crotch Fruit? What a disgusting name to call a baby.

• Love the fact that they all got punk'd yesterday by two Australian DJs. The recording of their prank call to Kate's hospital is hilarious!

• Personally, I like crotch droppings. Twat log is good too.

• Oh, why don't they leave the poor girl alone.