Gov. Jan Brewer (R-CrazyBitchLand) is AWOL!

"Gov. Brewer's whereabouts a mystery"; aides won't say where she is. Any ideas? My guess: she's gone to visit her Mexican love child.

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• she threw herself down a well

• I heard she had to run to Mexico for a 'procedure'.

• Facelift

• Who cares, she's gone!

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• Do we know where Mark Sanford is?

• More likely kidnapped and maybe killed by the Mexican mafia...

• She's off to the autobody shop to get her face re-sanded.

• She's in some bunker drying out. It would explain a lot of her bizarre behavior (besides being mentally deficient.)

• She took off on her broom.

• Brain transplant. She's getting an upgrade from a donor chimp.

• She's in Argentina, recuperating. Leave her be - it was an arduous process.

• She's hiking in the Smoky Mountains with her one true love.

• Maybe somebody dropped a house on her? Or, "accidentally" threw a bucket of water on her?

• Bet you anything its rehab.

• r3 - we have a winner!

• Maybe she ran right out to get some work secretly done after her meeting with Sheldon Adelson. Just imagine the sheer tonnage of entertainment value that a Jan Brewer presidential candidacy would provide.

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• So she has to make an appearance with a stitched up face to get a pass?

• Neck lift.

• Suicide cult! Suicide cult!

• Appalachian Trail!

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• Facelift? They'd need an industrial crane to get those wrinkles in check.

• Under a bridge somewhere.

• she really does have the face of a homeless drug addict. So rehab wouldn't surprise me. W looks like a skid row alkie too.

• She's getting her finger and chin sharpened.

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• She's with Jessie Jackson Jr. planning for the revolution.

• She was spotted entering a botox clinic in Juarez today.

• Did she get her monkey droop fixed, finally?

• she's being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come and is wondering why grown-ups are crying from laughing at their kids swinging at a Jan Brewer pinata

• Apparently in Afghanistan after punching a reporter. I've heard stories she's really a drunk. She's somewhere recovering from her latest binge.

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• No, not the Appalachian Trail. Jan Brewer is hiking the Grand Canyon with her illegal Mexican luvah.

• She's interviewing for a "bipartisan" role at the White House to be chief of ICE. ..it would make about as much sense as Hagel.

• Yes, she's supposedly in Afghanistan, to visit Arizonans there, which sounds totally absurd to me. For a week? And it has to be completely secret? I don't think many governors go jetting off to Afghanistan. But maybe there's a good plastic surgeon there.

• If that was true, a politician would publicize that shit up.

• Where ever she is Arizonans need to know who is paying for it. WATCH OUT, she might be in YOUR state.

• She is in a bunker with Laura Ingraham and Joe Arpario. After the threesome they plan to plot the bombing of the whitehouse.

• R29, she looks like it. Her features are really haggard.

• the phrase "headless corpse" inspires me.

• I still can't believe her maiden name is Drinkwine. But then again, what else could it be?

• If you find her head on a turtle in the desert, don't touch it.

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• May she join Jimmy Hoffa, wherever that may be.

• She punched someone for asking about CLIMATE CHANGE? That bitch knows she is living in one of the driest hottest water starved states in the country. Fuck her. I hope reporters pile it on. Let's see how wacko she can get.

• Are you serious about the stories about her being a drunk, R29? Because that's also the first thing I thought. I'm not from AZ and beyond the finger-shaking incident and her right-wing politics, I don't know a thing about her. But a look at her face and the temperament I imagine is behind the punch and finger-shaking tells me she has some kind of alcohol problem. I mean it would be too obvious if she came back with a surgically freshened face. Besides wouldn't the swelling and bruising take more than a week to go down?

• Oh she hit him on the arm... No biggie. Please.

• Hopefully face-down in a ditch somewhere.

• She had a long ago DUI accident when she was a state senator R42. She got it wiped clean and wasn't arrested due to some loophole in AZ law that you have immunity when the legislature is in session. I think all other speculations about her drinking is based on her behavior especially from her debates and speeches where she's slurring and from that finger wagging incident.

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• She's a shining example of the broken Republican't party.

• Thanks, R45. Dang. That's some classic alcoholic excuse-making, rationalizing and wheedling around and out of an issue there. I've had the misfortune of knowing and spending some time around a couple of people like Brewer. Raging alcoholics without a whit of insight. I just shake my head and wonder how much of the tea party hate is fueled by alcohol. You hear some of their inexplicably irrational rants, and, for crying out loud, that has to be a large factor. I hope that her special immunity dispensation comes back to haunt her and bite those law-abiding right-wing nutters right on the ass.

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