I cannot WAIT until December 7!

It's no longer just a "date that will live in infamy," it's the closing date for Medicare open enrollment. And I am SO FUCkING TIRED of all of the nonstop commercials for Medicare Advantage Plans that are polluting TV. For a while they served as a respite from the annoying political commercials, but now that the election is over, they're going full throttle. I'm not even eligible for Medicare yet, but I guess my viewing tastes must edge toward the elderly because it seems like they're on pretty much every non-network show I watch.

• Wait until you get old and receive a cremation or burial offer everyday in the mail

• OP is an elder gay who has no life and watches reruns on Me-TV

• Yeah, get a fucking DVR already gramps. Hissssss!

  The Hissing Eldergay (THE)

• First World problems.

• The world is ending on the 21st

• Word