I didn't get any dick this weekend :(

Damn, that's never happened before. Am I losing my touch or are people just not back from vacation yet? I had to resort to sitting on an improvised dildo. How do you deal with dry spells?

• There are 10 bottoms for every top for your ass. Too much competition. If you get topped regularly you might be a good fuck. Can we see a picture of your ass

• Improvised dildo-stop there OP, please.

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• I'm sorry OP. I went out looking like shit this weekend, because I wasn't in the mood for drama and ended hooking up on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I was a total whore without even trying to be. I think I was throwing out an exceptional amount of male musk this weekend. Who knows, but my hole got well fucked by 3 different guys.

• Is your asshole flaming?

• OP, your asshole thanks you.

• OP, maybe you've worn out your welcome and have just become worn. Get used to that dildo.

• OP, i know you're dying to tell us about your improvised dildo. That's probably the raison d'etre for this whole thread.

• My current dry spell is going on four years. You just get used to it.

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