Is it her hairline that attracts companies bent on failure? Is it her shoulders that convince recruiters she played college ball? Is it her manly handshakes that convinced nutters she was trustworthy? Why oh why is this CEO not flinging shit at monkeys at the zoo or blowing her nose on all the good magazines at your local library or at least rolling her eyes at the grocery store when you ask for paper?
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