Jason Russell, Ted Haggard, Pope Benedict et al. And tons of other politicians and conservative figures. How do they contain their sexuality or how do they go about getting sexual release? Haggard had to buy drugs and, presumably, get as fucked up as the trick he hired, and look how well that turned out for him. Some get caught in bathrooms, but not all. These people are high profile and enjoy it that way. They can't avoid the rumors that come with the spotlight and they can deny, deny, deny to the press and their families, but how do they manage to evade genetics? Was it enough for Bachmann to poke the manly-looking Michele the five times or so it took to produce their biological children? Does he masturbate to near blindness? Is there a secret society of closeted self-haters that gets together for a biennial fuckfest filled with prayers of absolution?
The Bachmanns' housekeeper
Pope Benny, beating off as I type.
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