What are you asking for for Xmas this year?

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• Holy shit, we have at last found the bitchiest person on DL.

• A pair of wayfarers A enamel covered cast iron tagine Wireless speakers for the house A Jacky's packy T-shirt A portable propane heater for the patio

• earrings

• caftans

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• Some wit. Some wisdom.

• fewer fish.

• Finally a break

• A couple of hard drives.

• Nothing. I don't need anything that anyone else can buy me. I have enough "stuff".

• I need a new iPhone. My iPhone 3G is not holding up. That is probably about it.

• Get a Nokia 920! Or an HTC 8X!

• What R9 says.

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• Had cataract surgery and now I can see so well!!! That was my gift. Yes, an elder here.

  Les Mis on Xmas and some chocolate will complete it for me.

• I want a giraffe.

• Can't think of anything I want for Christmas. It was a different story when I was in kindergarten. I went to the toy section of the Sears catalog and cut out pictures of everything I wanted, then carefully pasted them on a legal size piece of paper from my Dad's law office. The only things I recall were models of a battleship, an aircraft carrier, a submarine, a PT boat, and an airplane with folding landing gears. My folks said the Santa in Macy's laughed at how well-organized I was and he asked if I was going to join the Navy when I grew up. I told him, "Yes," and even named the ship I planned to be on. I was much better organized at age 5 than I am today.

• A smooth, latino power bottom with a thick ass and accent. And maybe a crock pot.

• An erection

  Ma Joad

• Namibia. Yes, all of it.

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• Money. Just money.

• A lifetime supply of craisins.

• solitude

• I'm buying myself one of those fancy Japanese toilet seats with the built-in heater and the bidet, the massage function, and the remote control and other every bell and whistle I can order.

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• If I were Native American I might say "for all white people to go back to their European ancestral homelands and for all black people to return to Africa", is that asking too much? Otherwise, maybe an end to Christmas? At least the hypocritical bullshit that says you must buy stuff at this time of year and the phony "goodwill"/cheer, that sort of thing. I don't think Jesus ever said "celebrate my birthday". Or maybe the republicans realizing that the rich need to pay their fair share of taxes? The thing of it is, most people who like Christmas like it in expectation of what THEY are going to get, not what "joy" or whatever they might get out of giving to others, which, BTW, you can do on any of the other 364 days of the year--you don't need December 25th to ring your bell so you salivate in a buying frenzy like one of Pavlov's Dogs.

  anonymous

• an early death

• A job and preventing eviction.

• Some decent threads on DL that aren't two years old.

• Adults don't ask for things at Christmas. Who are you people asking anyway?

• I've always wanted to spank a cute, manly cop on his nice, ample behind dressed in his uniform

  anonymous

• I'm homeless as of next week. Finally accepting it, googling some homeless shelters across the country, and then taking my pick. Hopefully my first choice has room. No, I'm not kidding.