Better names for TV shows

I just saw someone on the Internet refer to two TV series as "Zombies in Georgia" and "The Meth-Dealing Science Teacher," which I think are much better titles than the actual ones. Here's my challenge: give a more descriptive title for a (fairly) contemporary TV series in as few words as possible (absolutely no more than 5).

• "Slob 'n' Inexplicably Hot Wife" "Horrid Homosexuals Meet Ellen Barkin" "The Jessica Lange Programme"

• The Brooding, Damaged, and Defeated Busted and Disgusted Nasty Violence and Murder Show with Nudity Aplenty, Silent Gazes that Scream Exasperation, and More Than Enough Strained and Doomed Angst-ridden, Sarcastic Bitchy Relationships to Go Around The B in Apt. 3B Who Should Be Brutally Murdered Baby Douchetards "Singing" Before a Panel of Fucktard Judges and Audiences Competition Watch What Diarrhea of the Mouth Happens Live

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• Karaoke High School The Jessica Lange Variety Hour

• Tolkien-esque Fantasy Genre Series that Should Focus More on the Damn Dragons.

• 5 Crones Kvetching

• Gay Stereotypes, Old and New

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• Eldergay humor. Like, 70+.

• Humans Devolving in New Jersey Wives of Wealthy Men are Cunts Satan Is a Nouveau Riche Douchebag

• Meth Manufacturing Science Teacher

• Hey R2, I cannot for the life of me figure out what show your first description is for. It's not "True Blood", is it?

• The Serial Killer Next Door Jeff Probst Can't Get Another Job

• Paranoid Bi-Polar Meets PSTD Traitor

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• I meant PTSD.

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• Another Superhero series The Indian Girl with the Big Butt That Family Show Filmed in Canada, Pretends to be America Too Gay for Words NY socialites Frau Pudding Ryan Murphy's Casting Couch Extravaganza The Cartoon Show with the yellow people in it Support in Suffering

• Gay-Straight Alliance Glitterbombs School Madeline Stowe Pretending She's Joan Collins

• Rapes And Child Molestation R Us

• Mindy Kaling Thinks She's Super Charming And Physically Attractive

• Bravo VP's Informercial/Gay Minstrel Extravaganza

• Misogynistic, Troubled White Men Working in Advertising in the 1960s An Amalgamation of Sudden Outbursts in Song, Inexplicable Jock/Nerd-Fattie Pairings, Gender Dysmorphic Issues and Sexual-Orientation Confusion, and Reasons Why the Homo Usually Gets to Sing Lead The Girl Who Was New For Two Weeks But Is Now Old-Hat, and Why on Earth Are These Thirtysomething Angelenos Living Together? Not Really A "Smash," But Since NBC Is Desperate and Spielberg Is Involved, Let's Pretend Otherwise and Lavish Magnificent Sums for a Marquee Cast and On-Location Manhattan Filming A Realtor, His Botoxed Housewife, Her Dad and HIS Botoxed Housewife, A Skinny Gay Guy and a Fat Gay Guy and Their Adopted Asian Toddler, and All Manner of Misunderstandings, Miscommunications and Occasional Family Trips That Lawyer Show Starring the Fatal Attraction Woman Who Will Never Be Better than Meryl

• Kelso, Duckie, Half of a Religious Zealot, and the Omnipresent Spectre of Tiger Blood

• Glenn Close Wants An Emmy

• It Ain't Easy Being White In The 1950's

• Don't Worry, Red States: They're Just Best Friends! The One About the Stupid Parents and Those Wacky Kids Murder, She Hoped

• "Don't Worry, Red States: They're Just Best Friends!" What show is this, R24?

• Okay, this one is for a book, but let's pretend PBS has made a miniseries of it (not inconceivable): "Jesuits in Space"

• Some white hipster females living in NYC (or Brooklyn) and acting like their shit don't stink

• Quirky Civil Servants Getting Nothing Accomplished

• Fat Couple Making a Baby (Fortunately Offscreen) Two Worthless Skanks Who Need To Be Killed Most Annoying Lead Character Of All Time Still Talking To His Kids About His Relationship Failures (as if they'd still be listening) Really Annoying Gay Man With Schlubby Work Partner and Hot Stupid Life Partner (canceled)

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• Missing White Girls, Killer Moms, Wife Killers, and My Precious Twins

• Put a brunette pixie wig on Dopey and call him "Snow"

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• LOL r20 & r21.

• "Lena Dunham's Gunt" "Tyler Perry's Christianity Meets Drag" "Lorne Michaels Just Doesn't Care"

• Foghorn Voice Hippo Dance Instructor Having Meltdowns and Also Inducing Them Who Can Stay Stranded Starving and Stinky the Longest Competition Hillbilly Charmin Bears Family Doing Stuff That Makes Them Happy

• Guess the no-more-than-five-words rule is out the window.

• Real Homes of the Mentally Ill

• Zombies in Georgia - Is that a reference to Designing Women?

• The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad and Mad Men are all excellent show titles and the OP's attempt at humor is very jr high.

• Educate me - does "Breaking Bad" mean something in the meth/drug world? Is it slang for something, or is it just two words that sound cool together?

• [quote]It Ain't Easy Being White In The 1950's Which show is this?

• "Breaking bad" was an expression used by the character Jesse Pinkman to ask Walter White why he was becoming a criminal so late in life. I can't remember if White told him about his cancer at that moment. Since the show is about Walter's descent into immorality, it is about him "breaking bad." My new show names: Pedo Wank Time: With Crowns (Toddlers & Tiaras) Piss Slut & Family (The Kardashians) Bitch Thinks She's Funny & Cute(anything with Whitney Cummings) Piss Poor Soprano's Substitute (Mob Wives) A Douche By Any Other Name (Two and Half Men) Just an Excuse for Slash Fiction (Supernatural) Our Back Catalouge is HUGE! (Once Upon A Time)

• Mad Men, R40

• R42, Mad Men doesn't take place in the 50s.

• "How Much Is This Shit I Found In My Attic Worth?" "Three Idiots Jabbering About Shit They Made Up in the Morning" "The Decline of American Society in McIntyre, GA"

• Men Who Barely Passed AP US History Sex Up Prohibition Some.

• Dumbasses with Friends and Families That Will Visit Them in Some Bumb-Fuck Shithole City Looking for a Place to Live

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• I can't believe I'm rooting for the serial killer (Dexter).