Madonna looks like she ran out of True Blood and had room service bring her something Brazilian.
Something wrong with her leg - she has a huge red scab.
Poor thing she is having a breakdown on stage. Just look what Elton said a while back.
At least she has good taste in men.
Yeah, r6, because Elton is such a bastion of good sense and normal human behavior.
Everything looks better when you pair it up with old coot Madonna. Even colors.
Look. This is a turning point for me.
I am a huge Madonna fan and I have always been. I loved her 80's, 90's and 2000's stuff and slightly enjoyed the recent stuff. Slightly.
But why the hell does she does these things? (photoshoots with man arms and looking like she's drugged fucked, got a moustache problem and badly bleached, frizz dry hair). Fuck.
Madonna - age gracefully. Just snap out of it.
She has ceased to be ironic/iconic and now appears desperate. I know it's easy to knock her down like we do here at DL but she is making it so easy. She is inviting it. She's like Demi Moore. Climging like fuck to something that no longer exists.
I can't defend her anymore.
For fucks sake.
Great shoes though!
That ain't a taint, OP.
Why can't she age gracefully, like male artists do (e.g., the Rolling Stones, or Iggy Pop)?
Where is Jesus now? Did she sell him to Anderson Cooper?
we don't see anything 'interesting',,,just some icky yucky stink-fish!
"Where is Jesus now?"
When Jesus and Madonna were dating, she expected people to look at the two of them and declare: "Damn, Madge still has it".
Instead what she heard was "Child Protective Services has it".
No bulge. We have verificatia of tiny-meat.
She looks perfectly fine.
Don't get me wrong, her music sucks and I know she's as big a bitch as you cunts are, but she really looks absolutely fine in that picture.
Why does the sweaty shit smell of a guy's taint get so many of you so worked up?
PPSM, taint doesn't smell like shit unless the person is so obese they can't reach down and wipe.
And Madonna looks fine in that pic.
I'm not liking the socks he's wearing, they're see-through. But also it looks like he has metal rings to hold them up. WTF?
Jesus Luz's cock. Make sure you click to see full-size.
Clearly not packing much heat. And the OP needs to learn where the taint tis and where it taint.
That ass is huge. You can see the stretch marks on it when you zoom in - still, it probably smells and tastes amazing.
Why does he pull back his foreskin in R22's picture? So dumb.
Love her take on feminism. Older woman desperate to conform to conventions of female beauty, looking slightly guilty over her young BF. The sin, oh the sin.
He's much better looking than that teen she is running around with now.
I don't remember which one he was exactly... let me consult my files...
..ah yes! #379G46R83! I remember now. A Brazilian, wasn't he? Or was that one of the others in the 379G46R series?
none of you bitches would turn him down.
and you're all jealous she can get him/whomever.
I stopped sharing my aborted fetuses with her. She can do her own dumpster diving.
R30, the the 'Do Women Pay For Sex' thread is yours. MDNA herself may be posting under a pseudonym.
She's an elderly hag. Look at her hands!
[quote]none of you bitches would turn him down.
I would. He looks like he smells.
[quote]and you're all jealous she can get him/whomever.
No, only you are.
"Why can't she age gracefully, like male artists do (e.g., the Rolling Stones, or Iggy Pop)?"
At least they're not fellating microphones and dropping their pants onstage.
As pathetic as Mick Jagger, and that's a tall order.
Just because it's a woman who has pretended her own egotism is a feminist cause don't make it any better that if it was an old guy with a naked young woman with her pussy showing.
Lucky Madonna. He's unbelievably hot.
He was born to bottom. Awesome ass.
She looks like Lindsay Lohan there. She really does.
Jesus is pretty, the phat ass makes him hot though
she's not beautiful but she does have good skin for an older lady. Her neck is not too bad either. Hands are strategically covered though.
IIRC Jesus's mom had him when she was very young, like 15. And it wasnt immaculate conception either, she was likely a prostitute in Rio. So he probably ended up doing the same thing.
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jesus 'worked in the sex sauna in brazil'
means that jesus' culo is well-stretched!
[quote]she's not beautiful but she does have good skin for an older lady. Her neck is not too bad either. Hands are strategically covered though.
She really botched her looks with the plastic surgery. There used to be an exoticness to her features that's gone now.
In the OP's photo: what's going on with her back shoulder...it's caved in...yikes.
Jesus was her last acceptable boyfriend material but he had tiny meat.
She doesn't even look human in that photo. Scary.
I bet there's lots of stinky Stilton cheese underneath his uncut dick skin!!!!
Turn in your gay cards, kids.
49 posts: and no one's called out the terrible WIG she's wearing. The second and third photos make it clear.
She's worn wigs in a lot of photo shoots. There were rumors in the 90s that she was having problems with hair loss, but I don't know if it's true.
She looks like death.
Her new French Arab boyfriend has a nice big cut cock!
r55, are you referring to the guy pictured at r52?
I don't believe Jesus and Madonna were ever really dating. I think Jesus got paid to be Steven's boyfriend and Madonna paid him to be seen with her. The three of them were always seen together. Notice Steve is hardly seen with Madonna anymore.
I am loving the wig from Woolworth when it went into liquidation.
No way, R58. This bitch loves to be fucked, and regularly. And Luz is exactly her type.
I guarantee that while they were together, Jesus spent the majority of his waking hours eating her cunt, screwing it, then licking up the creampie (a required act for all of Madge's men.).
She has a lot of peach fuzz on her cheeks and some really long hairs on her chinny chin chin.
Someone needs to tell her you can get Sally Hansen facial wax strips at CVS or RiteAid for like 2.99 a box.
Thats an interesting theory r58. Jesus didnt pass the smell test for me either. This new guy Brahim is a little more believable though. Jesus never seemed like he was Madonna's type. He is more on the shy side. You can tell it was painful for him to have cameras around, and their "relationship" seemed like one big business transaction. She put him in those modeling gigs and he was hated in the industry because he got special treatment.
There were stories of him having girlfriends his age in New York when he was pretending to be Madonna's boy toy.
Judging by OP's photo she's not a size queen.
Look, I love Madonna but this sort of thing just makes her look ridiculous. She has a daughter who's nearly the age of these guys. It makes her look like a creep...an old hag her gets her jollies exploiting rent boys. that's Elton's domain, Madonna.
If she just accepted her age she could look quite beautiful. But everything she's doing makes her look much older than she actually is. It also makes her look pathetic.
She really is dreadful and pathetic. Dumb ass fucking cunt.
She's so invested in leaving a legacy as one of the top "Iconic Blondes" like Marilyn and Harlow that she will NEVER give up having that light hue of hair despite that fact that her coloring is much better suited to brown. She looked hot when she had dark brown/black hair. When people say she looks awful, it's because her hair so drastically clashes with her complexion that it makes her appear freakish. She'd look so striking with her blue eyes and dark hair.
Britney is another pop star who looks much better with darker hair and looks strange with blonde.
Their skin doesn't have the pinkish undertones you need to wear blonde.
In a few years, I'm seeing a very "Lana-Johnny-Cheryl" scenario between Madonna-Brahim-Lourdes.
There's Hugh Hefner currently engaged to a woman many decades younger than him . In fact, look at every old crone rocker out there running around with their child brides & mistresses. But somehow Madonna is supposed to be embarrassed and acting her age.
Fuck that. The woman's a millionaire and if she wants younger ass, then she certainly can afford to get it and shouldn't apologize for it either.
There's not one old guy that's ever ashamed to be seen with some younger slut, male or female. In fact that's their status symbol. Well, Madonna's got hers too and good for her.
[quote]There's Hugh Hefner currently engaged to a woman many decades younger than him
Yes, and Hugh is mocked and gets labeled disgusting by all of society. People are repulsed by the very idea of sex with him at his age. He is a walking joke, and now so is Madonna.
Nice try, fangurl.
[quote]There's not one old guy that's ever ashamed to be seen with some younger slut, male or female. In fact that's their status symbol. Well, Madonna's got hers too and good for her.
No one gives a shit if they're not ashamed. People pity them.
Madonna has a lot of psychological issues.
What utter rubbish R72 and R73. She's a wealthy woman who likes to have sex with younger men for fairly obvious reasons like stamina and hotness. She's accumulated enough wealth and fame that she can attract anyone she wants. She's no different than any number of agin rock stars who do the identical thing.
You're just being smug and judgmental and quite prissy about it all.
I think Madonna has issues too, but I dont judge her for keeping hot dick around. If anybody should be doing this, its her. And I believe she is a pimp for these guys anyway, like r58 said.
r72/r74 = ancient Madonna fangurl who attends all her shows in their Material Girl t-shirts, with their pierced navel exposed, lip gloss on their lips, and donning red string on their left wrist.
Madge fans love playing the ageist card/sexist card like no tomorrow. They believe they too are women, and spout their feminist bullshit to defend their queen. Madonna is a loser, who made money by taking off her clothes, and fucking producers for tracks. She's dried up now, and can no longer use what got her famous. She's trying though by taking that granny nip out, and showing that flappy pussy of hers.
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