I'd love to hear the menu options:
Press 1 for suspected demonic possession
Press 2 for head spinning and projectile vomiting
Press 3 for crucifix masturbation
Press 0 for emergency operator
Press the * key to return to the main menu
I'm sorry I did not understand your selection, please hold.
Exorcism hotline, this is Bobby Jindal, how may I help you today?
I want to call up using The Exorcist soundboard.
[quote]Exorcism hotline, this is Bobby Jindal, how may I help you today?
LMFAO - Imaging calling the exorcism hotline and getting an Indian call center.
I think anyone who has a beef with the Catholic Church should just say, in no uncertain terms, that "I am not going to suck the Pope's cock ever again!"..
And when Pope Rat comes slobbering back, begging for more, lord over him & give him the evil eye ...but no matter what, DO NOT give in & Do NOT ever suck his cock again.
This is the only way these queenly cross dressers who control the church will get a clue.
Does the operator ask for your credit card number, in an devilish sounding voice?
What's a wonderful day for an exorcism.
Why don't you just TELL me what kind of exorcism you want.