Things a space alien would think about gay men if the only research they did was on Datalounge

Space aliens from a distant gay planet have decided to invade the earth. Before they do it they want to learn about gay men. They stumble across DL in their research. What do they learn?

• That straight men are constantly fantasized about by gays, without a clue as to how often, or how intensely, in situations which obviously ping to the gays, yet fly over the head of the straights. Also that every male celebrity is either openly gay, closeted, or is just still lying to himself about his true orientation, as evidenced by his overcompensation with women.

• R1, correct.

• Poultry, ground and balled, then heated, then iced, then thawed, is considered a form of post-coital offering.

  Zebulon%20Atlass

• $18 is alot of money. Spelling in important. Class system is based on the size ....

• [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool] is the worst thing you could ever be.

• All human males have at least 8 inches of dick.

• R5 here. What I typed is 'ef-fem-n-8'. Apparently you can't use that word here, it is hated so much.

• They partially discovered time travel, but got stuck in a time loop of DL-isn't-what-it-used-to-be.

• caftans earrings

• spit and baby oil.........maybe some baby powder once in a while.........dingleberries aren't good....

  nanu

• That it's only the GOOD-LOOKING male celebrities and athletes who are ever the subject of speculation as to being gay or not.

• That gay men - while often very intelligent - are also very catty, snippy and paranoid in the way hetero women are.

• AND who need to be fellated or anally penetrated r11.

  anon