Every Kiss begins with K

God, I hate those fucking commercials.

• Kitsch begins with K

• So does Kunt.

• Tiffany's only, bitches! You think I used to blow Newt for a cheap occluded rock?

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• Hate is such a strong term.

• I feel so guilty that I don't care for Jane Seymour's mothers design. It looks like a 'Z' and reminds me of Zale's. But I wish her all the best. I just really hate that design.

• R2 And Kardashian. Same difference.

• R5, the design is hideous. I've seen better CZ stuff on QVC. I love Jane Seymour but jewelry design isn't her forté.

• Behold my iconic "open arse" design.

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• Jared

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• "He went to Jared!!!"

• When I was in college, every kiss usually began with Jägerbombs.

• It can only be JARED'S!!!!!!!!!

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• Jewelry is an inherently bad investment. You lose 75% of its value the first time you put it on.

• I love the Zales commerials, simply for the song by Various Cruelties, "If It Wasn't For You." Such a sweet song!

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• May as well say "your wife is a whore".

• The implication of the ad is that if you buy your wife jewelry, you will be able to fuck her. This romantic theme is even more overt in the tagline: "The cancel-dessert jewelry store."

• It is a good line though.

• If you're getting something at K, you're lowlife and a cheap fucker. That's what it means.

• Which store carries the chocolate diamond collection? Yum!

• I hate the commercials, too, but think the tagline is clever.

• The Jared ones are funny: A cocktail party full of nasty, snarling, ungrateful cunts complaining that their diamonds didn't come from a particular store.