Religious Nutter Angus "FILTH" Jones Signs NEW Contract for Another $8 Million For TV Show He Trashed!

The great Satan offered Angus another $8 million for another year of "Two and a Half Men" and he took the money and ran, thereafter running around town apologizing to everyone he deceived. Angus said "GOD MADE HIM SIGN THE CONTRACT." I bet that black Pastor little Angus had his arm around in the video told him to take the money for their churcy-poo! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

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• Why don't they just fire him? If you can replace the lead man, why not the sideshow kid?

• They totally need to fire that fat fuck.

• What a hypocrite! He must have enough money to be able to walk away and live in comfort for the rest of his life. If he really believed the things he said, he would do that.

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• Wow. They hired him back. What the hell?

• This convinces me that the show put him up to it.

• R2, he lost the baby pudge a long time ago. He was looking pretty cute last season before he shaved his head (and before he went all Jesus on us offscreen). And fuck, why NOT sign the new contract? He can build a new church or temple or whatever for the Seventh-Day freaks with it.

• Kirk Cameron's giving him tips on how to get the producers to change scripts to reflect more conservative values.

• This article is a mess. It makes it seem likes he's been "signed" to another year. But the show is only set through the end of this season. There will be all-new negotiations if CBS wants another season. And Kutcher and Cryer will be the first people they go to. Chuck Lorre is furious and would like to fire Jones, but CBS and Warners are aware of how it might look to fire someone for expressing their religious beliefs.

• R8, there's a difference between "expressing your religious beliefs" and trashing your meal ticket, which also happens to be one of the network's biggest moneymakers. In any event, this "news" comes from the NY Daily News, a tabloid, so take it with a grain of salt. Also, as has been reported elsewhere, he's only been in a handful of episodes this season now that his character has joined the Army, so if anything the producers will cut back his appearances from little to nil or near-nil.

• They should transform his character into a flamboyant tranny named 'Contessa Angus Meatlover' who turns $20 tricks to pay for the big chop.

• Living proof that life is unfair and that persons with baby-pea-size brains can live.

• Lorre should announce that the character will come out next season, wait for the kid's inevitable condemnation, then fire him for being a homophobe.

• Learn to link, OP. The Examiner is rewritten bullshit, even worse than Huffpo.

• This article is wrong. The kid last signed a contract about a year ago, which runs until the end of this season. There is no new contract -- the show has not even been renewed for next year.

• The NY Daily News article quoted doesn't say any of the shit in the Examiner story.